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... tasty, much like butter
a stiffthalter is... |
...good for keeping things pointed in the right direction.
"antigone" is... |
a dern weird way to say that something's still here
smoking in the boys room is.... |
Motley Crue's lamest song
A loaded Potato skin is... |
what happens when you don't have the sense to stop at butter and sour cream.
The official sport of Swaziland is... |
sword swallowing.....
the best place to be at midnight is... |
...in the land of a thousand dances.
my septic tank is... |
...overflowing with love....
the state motto of California is... |
...burn, baby, burn.
Schaffer is... |
A HORRIFIC beer.
The reason people participate in TFP is.... |
to expand their minds:lol:
a mobile home is..... |
the PBR of housing...if you like it, you love it.
a little turtle-doving on the Mason Dixon line is.... |
...hard to do when you run into clothspins.
the tijuana two-step is... |
A great wrap up for a donkey show
whoopie goldberg making out with demi moore is.. |
...more than i can handle right now.
the Ave Maria is... |
something I should recognize.
a winepress full of cherries is... |
...nirvana.
ronald reagan is... |
Danger Wil Robinson!!! Danger!!
Rick Moranis' hairdresser is... |
the Hair-Master (pun with ghostbuster... :D)
A CD that only costs 9.99 is... |
...probably full of children's stories.
an ergonometrically sound chair is... |
Easy to get into-impossible to get out of.....
A bottle of Evian water is..... |
...best drunk with a couple ounces of fine scotch.
eddie haskell was... |
...always messing with the beaver.
the beaver is.... |
a good architect.
A good cigar is... |
Monica Lewinsky's best friend
Spike TV is..... |
...something i'd rather not see.
Bill Clinton is... |
going to make an assload of money from his new book.
drinking 2 pitchers of beer, 4 jager bombs, and 2 shots of tequila is... |
an even bet for an odd night and good cleansing of the colon in the morning.
taco-flavored kisses are... |
...proof that your sweetie loves junk food.
life-savers are... |
friends
a hot totty is.... |
Exactly what I've needed.
Nicotine is.... |
Exactly what I've needed......
A vacation is..... |
Exactly what i need now!
A $20 bill is.... |
only money.
Unconditional love is.... |
BS
Free sex is... |
as real as unconditional love.
true romance is ... |
something that happens in the movies.....
Fiction is.. |
Something I don't waste my time reading.
A smattering of applause is... |
too loud for me.
A 50 year old woman is... |
hot-blooded, hot-headed, hot flashes
a chrome hitch is... |
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