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slowly melting.
My job is... |
...bigger than your job.
the thing is... |
nothing to worry about
mucous membrane is |
inside your body
time is |
...not essential.
bananas are... |
A poor man's sex fantasy
A plain brown envelope is |
... a good place to stash your porn
A good stash of porn is... |
..oft-times found in your parents lower dresser drawer, underneath the pajamas.
"Jimmy cracked corn" is... |
...something I don't care about.
Any recreational activity that doesn't involve sex is... |
boring.
homework is.... |
...without a doubt easier than the test.
all of me is... |
..........the ceo of the sleeper jammie corporation.
freshly cut toenails are..... |
...freaky man, just plain fucking freaky.
That Titty board post I was looking at earlier is.... |
...still there.
a dope is... |
...something my teachers told me never to smoke
Ben Affleck is... |
a media whore.
The DNC is... |
...on it's way to beantown.
the RNC is... |
...A joke
Madison Square Garden is... |
...not to be confused with the garden of the finzi contini.
kansas city, kansas is... |
the last hope of civilization til you get to Denver....
BBQ is |
....What you should trun around and go back to K.C., Mo. for
a greasy face is.... |
squeaky.
Wireless mice are... |
tasty.
Something slippery is... |
...something you dont want to run on. You could break a hip or your leg.
6 quarters, 12 dimes, 7 nickels and a half dollar is.... |
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....chicken feed. paper machee masks are... |
...not intended to be used as flotation devices in the event of emergency.
[read the manual already!] pickled hamsters are... |
...delicious on toasted rye bread with mashed caper berries.
bonbons are... |
........good for a rush of sugar to the head.
the soil is.... |
.......cleaned out with "Shout"
The rinse cycle is....... |
great for women..... (or is that the spin cycle?)
the earth is..... |
...gettin' dirtier by the minute.
hey, pj...webster is... |
Nope...ain't gonna let this un die...since early June? I think not!
Not sure what, or which, UP is talking about here...but it's either his silky jammies with no crotch...or one of them new fangled smoker grills! Hell, maybe it's both and he just hasn't told us yet! Quote:
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Hey U.P. bernadette said "pickled hamsters are..."
Oh, I got you...I had already commented on your PJ, Webster statement...Excuse me, the hamsters just seemed to fit with the Webster smoker, and I got carried away...Just as they are going to do to me someday soon..... |
wow. so, hampsters or no hampsters you still killed it right?
so how about... Dogs wearing glasses are: |
...not looking backwards after they wag their tails.
bananas do not... |
...Look forward to some of the jobs they are asked to do.
Long division is.... |
...for communists.
Writing lines for a drink wrapper is... |
...lucrative, especially if daddy owns the company.
butt plugs are... |
.....a great social item.........'specially when the in-laws are around.....you know....bring it up just for the hell of it,and see what happens.
evil devious minds are..... |
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