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the mysterious rise in panties ........
Smelly animals are...... |
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Tijuana donkey shows are.... |
...best viewed with a few cervecas down the hatch.
dog and pony shows, however, are... |
just for shits and giggles.........after a few cervecas of course.
floppy eared bunnies are........ |
plotting to take over Algeria.
Fire is... |
...hot on the bunnys' tails.
rumpelstiltskin is... |
a dwarf who likes a nap....
drive-in movie theatres are.... |
... a great place for sex.
Peter Cotton Tail is... |
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an hella good meal served w/ rice and peas.and maybe some nice white wine. french bread,.......banana peppers and a shot or two of Mederia. :thumbsup: stew is....... |
...what your rabbit shoud be.
A skidmark is... |
....the brown stain to the rear and the yellow stain to the front.
jock straps are..... |
...better than a sling shot.
Peas are.... |
..fun if used with a slingshot!
Birthdays are..... |
...not to be believed.
funerals, though, are... |
the end of .....................i wanna say the end of it all but,........might be more to it eh?
caskets are.... |
not really a good place to take a nap. I mean they look comfy and all but they aren't padded much at all.
cremation is..... |
the best way to leave the Earth.
burial is.... |
............not for me (I'm for cremation too)
heaven is.......... |
...one of the many things people have created to help life make sense and give them a better reason to live
Life really is...... |
.................like mud (it's messy but it can feel good...you can always clean it off)
*there's my long-winded answer ;) mud wrestling is.......... |
like life-wresting?
life-wrestling in the mud with a pig is... ps. oshn - nice long-winded quote ;) |
...both of you getting dirty; but the pig LIKES it!
pig-iron is... |
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Pink lace is... |
...soo pwetty!
blue jeans are... |
...really sexy on a cowgirl
cattle is... |
...all the inspiration that Ronald needed to open that first family restaurant.
Subway is.... |
Neither a good sandwich or way to travel
Supremecy is... |
what Hitler was striving for.
Germany is... |
...too many germs for me.
"All of Gaul is..." |
under the control of the Roman Empire.
Your next paycheck is... |
...going to bounce.
superballs are... |
...round, firm, and fully packed.
LS/MFT is... |
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