Hairier than I am.

Bounty paper towels are...

is kinda queer... but in a good way

Bones's's is...

not even a noun.


A boiled cabbage is...

not my favorite food


Cable TV is...

a system of television reception in which signals from distant stations are picked up by a master antenna and sent by cable to the individual receivers of paying subscribers -- (see also: cable TV)

Babies are...

.... fun to cram into the trunk of your car.

A scratching post is ...

...making my fingers itchy just thinking about it.


a bird in the hand is...

not leaving until i'm finished.


Bananas are

poor weapons in a street fight.

July first is....

...without a doubt, shingo's friend, co-conspirator, and limo driver...all wrapped up in a nehru jacket.


a hamburger is...

NOT a position in the Kama Sutra manual.

A one-armed man in a wheelchair is...

...out in the cornfields of iowa making those funny circles.


vermicelli is...

a forum troll


The Internet is...

very fucky.

Hummers are...

...never there when you need them.


an albino frog is...

a frog.

pussy is

always next to some asshole.

laughter is

contagious

slushies are...

a parady of slurpies.


people are...

a crodd between a shovel and a native australian dog...


Letter openers sometimes...

hurt when they puncture my skin.


playing cards are...

necessary for playing strip poker.



Vodka is....

going down to my belly...

I AM?

(in answer to "I Am")
the Walrus (Goo goo ga joob.)

Paul is...

sick of doing 'Crocadile Dundee' sequels...


Sunscreen is...

usually MILK!

love is...

an emotion

apple computers are...

...falling off the trees in the fall.


shingo still is...

bones.

bones is..........

A skeletal heap in the proverbial closet...



Music is...

to my ears, what food is to my stomach.



ambition is...

forgin to most.

light is...

hurting my eyes...


System of A Down is...

a band name that I have yet to understand.

My job is...

to be Sticky.



This weekend is

...counting down to how many bullets dirty harry had left in his pistol before he blasted the punk off the dock.


a dictionary is...

full of words that are spelled correctly.


A rose is

a tattoo on a chick I knew back in the day.....

I think that I have a hair growing out of the top of my nose

bender is...
The one who broke the chain.

Chainsaws are...

...best left untouched under the christmas tree until until little johnny gets up and tests it.


the metaphysical ramifications of the philosophy of L ron hubbard are...