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NOT GAY, SO STOP ASKING!
big bird is... |
As homosexual as they come...
sadistikdreams is... |
the devil in disguise...(check his av)
Conclamo Ludus is... |
very clever. (see first line of his sig)
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....?????.....
blue ice cream is......... |
...ice cream mixed with that nasty tasting blue liquid from the hairdressers.
Flies are... |
walks when wingless...
Chips are... |
actually fries.
wingless creatures are..... |
with out wings...
(sorry for the thread kill) the USA is... |
acronym for the country just below Canada.
Rum will |
makes you drunk
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Forgetting something...
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too much vodka, sorry...
killed it again mercedes is... |
...bent.
too much vodka is... |
a russian oxymoron.
Instant coffee is... |
an affordable substitute for Starbucks.
Marijuana is... |
the new tobacco.
Time travel is... |
mildly amusing.
Indiana is... |
...a great archeologist/adventurer.
The BBC is... |
teh r0x0rz, too.
homicide is... |
...almost as painless as suicide.
the left turn at albuquerque is... |
always trouble for cartoon characters.
... A hidden camera is... |
(you go, pheatius...)
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a great way to become a pervert, sick, twisted, demented, obsessed with voyeur, a stalker, and a pariah.
My computer is... |
starting turn itself on.
Sunlight on my skin is... |
...is like a moonbeam on drugs.
the end result of peristalsis is... |
*sploosh!* poop! (very clever, uncle fil)
A candle in a jar is... |
...safer than a fart in a windstorm.
horsemanure is... |
preferable to most of the posts in Tilted Politics!
A well manicured lawn is.... |
hard to come by.
A woman's vagina is... |
yummy.
Stiltzkin is... |
hard to figure out.
Bologna is |
...arguably the BEST cure for a hangover when fried and served on a kaiser roll with fried onions and cheese.
a tree is... |
...just like a stick, only bigger. And with leaves.
Kidneys are... |
shaped like beans.
Uncle Phil is... |
...right here!
road rage is... |
a favorite American pastime.
So I'm hard to figure out, eh? Not sure what to think of that, but I like it :thumbsup: Gay men are... |
not straight.
The Smashing Pumpkins is... |
now defunct.
a tent is..... |
for fucking.
flyman is... |
not to be taken before bedtime.
Superglue is |
stuck to my hand to the table.
The Hilton sisters are... |
sisters that I have never heard of, but I am wondering if they are hot and available?
The love of your life is... |
a lifelong commitment.
Single slices of cheese are... |
...not enough.
cleanliness is... |
...not appropriate for viewers under the age of 17.
"my sharona" is... |
very, very annoying. Someone needs to tell your "sharona" to take a hike.
Tomato sauce and glass bottles are... |
...really good hand grenades.
the beach is... |
. . . rough and the sand gets everywhere!
A Monkey is . . . |
closely related to John Howard
Sony is... |
Cher's ex.(heh)
Cher is... |
one crazy mofo.
school is... |
hard but worth it.
Work is... |
Really just a form of paid slavery.
Hi! My name is... |
. . . Slim Shady. ( I know, to obvious)
Strong Bad is . . . |
...good and weak.
alphabet soup is... |
hard to arrange in the proper order while eating.
... Being judgemental is... |
good for everyone!
Sucking from a straw is... |
a good head rush.
a bottle of rum stuffed in the side of a watermelon is..... |
rummelon.
Ozzy Osbourne is... |
BLACK FUCKING SABBATH.
black sunday is.... |
grey.
tool is... |
a repetative band.
Elastic can... |
...keep an erection well past its used by date.
Tiny Dancer is.... |
a very good racehorse.
Victoria is... |
a great era.
bundy's avatar is... |
...currently under review.
Seattle is... |
the best city in the whole goddamn universe.
The Terminator is... |
...advertsing the current state of origin series.
NSW is... |
NSFW?
Sydney is... |
not Melbourne
Romeo and Juliet were... |
(I know this won't be popular, but...)
Quote:
Lisa Marie Presley is... |
happy not to be married any more
The number 19 is |
Wayne Carey's old jumper.
Texas is... |
NOT where George W. Bush was born and bred.
Connecticut is... |
...a few bricks short of a load.
ticketron is... |
...the long lost third faction of the Transformers.
Australia is... |
next on North Korea's <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/15/1058034977622.html">shitlist</a>
M.A.D. is... |
...a serious, important journal dedicated to the promotion of the truth.
Stiltzkinīs avatar is... |
not changing as often as Bundy's.
Mexico is... |
...the home of the Chihuahua.
Sport is... |
for kicks.
69 is... |
. . . right before 70.
Conspiracy theories are . . . |
bogus...unless you've seen them
Orgazmo is... |
my bitch
lilo and stitch is... |
...a brainwashing program put forth by them in conjunction with Disney.
them is... |
aliems
it's true. Adobe PS, is... |
Crack for the soul.
G.I.Joe's Snake Eyes is... |
. . . a wind bag.
Get Fuzzy is . . . |
a horrible excuse of a movie.
The Godfather Part II is... |
...built out of desert mud.
the artful dodger is... |
...David Bowie.
Mick Jagger is... |
a mouth with legs
sean connery is... |
. . . Trebecs arch nemesis.
Wolverine is . . . |
a badass. What else can I say? :thumbsup:
Two apples in a sack are... |
similar to my two balls in my sack.
nuts are.... |
similar to my two balls in my sack
hah love is... |
never having to say, "you Fucking whore! What the hell are you doing sleeping with my sister...and my brother....and hey! is that Jerry Springer over there?"
Excedrine is... |
...should not be crushed up and snorted.
postmodernism is... |
a contradiction in terms.
Anthracite is... |
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