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rodent feminine hygeine products.
caller ID is... |
good insulators.
but not as good as... newspapers are... |
*grumblegrumble*
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full of shitty news.
black and white are..... |
....great if your colorblind
Depresson is.... |
what i am.
happiness is... |
...knowing what happens next
Passions is... |
a warm pussy. (late, but it still works!)
smothering is... |
a great tactic in AFL.
Erasers are... |
...great classroom missiles.
Footy is... |
a misnomer... it should be called handy
pipe cleaners are... |
not inteneded for your urethra.
Ice can... |
...be incredibly erotic.
35mm film is... |
evidence that should never be left
Polaroids are |
for inuit bodybuilders.
A Gazebo is... |
the Italian President.
Goal posts are... |
...in the way.
a tasmanian devil is... |
. . . a crazy ball of spinning fur.
A Tootsie Roll Pop is . . . |
...a carbonated beverage.
A cup of coffee is... |
. . . sludge in a mug.
A highlighter is . . . |
not a peace of offensive weaponry used by medieval smurfs.
A mudslide is.... |
coming down the roilet
i are... |
...a duality.
item #4 is... |
one item after #3.
Blur - Song #2 is... |
Ironically number 1 in the 1999 Triple J Hottest 100.
Corkscrews rarely... |
work.
(it;s the is game, is it not?) Don Miguel Ruiz is... |
...the inventor of toltechnology.
Peanut Butter & Jelly is... |
i the fridge right now.
subliminy is... |
a good way to say something to the subconscious.
Bad days are... |
what my life consists of.
fuck is... |
a four-letter word used to fill in empty spaces in a sentence.
The world is... |
fucked up
dorks are... |
my dildo, or was that oyster. Did i just say that out loud?
Time is... Edit: Edit. I just editted my edit. Tee he he... |
irrelevent.
(sorry Meridae'n. first come first serve) Nirvana is |
a band that is now dead. It is also a state of higher spirituality. Something we shoud all try to reach... but most likely never will even if we try. :thumbsup:
My little graphic [http://www.imgmag.org/images/stiltzkin/thumbsup.gif] is... |
...cool, but sleepy.
MASH Is... |
a good movie and a great t.v. series.
Walking the dog is... |
...a yo-yo trick i could never master.
Diaries are... |
overrated.
Baseball is... |
not as fun as blernball
Fries are... |
. . . phallic shaped grease sticks.
The running of the bulls is . . . |
a couple gores short of creating the internet (pardon the pun)
Used shoelaces are... |
something I've yet to see used in a creative way in a porno...
The right hand of Lucifer is... |
clicking the mouse button while the left hand takes care of business.
... Slightly stained sleeper jammies are... |
...not exactly what you are looking for to wear to the GH/bundy wedding.
rice crispies is... |
overrated.
This thread is.... |
off the hizzle fo shizzle!
Ebonics is... |
that disease you get from cows....
Walter Mattheau is..... |
actually the man who invented the lightbulb. and he's canadian.
grumpyolddude is... |
taking names and kickin' ass!
Payday is... |
THE BEST CANDY EVAR!!!!!1111
(i dont like it.) Guarneri Underground is... |
almost deep enough.
Jungian Psychology is... |
a funny hat.
drums are... |
. . . those things that help my car stop, usually, I hope.
Your Mom is . . . |
so dumb, she failed a blood test...
mentos are... |
evil mind control agents disguised as semi tasty treats.
sea slugs are... |
weird.
seasnails are... |
sea slugs with mobile homes.
parents are... |
really The Hat Squad.
Montezuma's revenge is... |
the most important piece of the history of Mexico.
and a great video game cocaine is... |
this administration's substitute for sex.
The Eiffel Tower ... |
isnt as tall as the Tokyo Tower.
ties are... |
only useful for sex games.
reading... |
is something I do obsessively, not including my time on TFP.
The Cat in The Hat is... |
...worth two in the bushes.
maryland is... |
not really a land full of women named mary...IT'S A LIE!!
MONKEYS are... |
hairy little buggers.
The Salad Days of Summer are... |
a very weird illertationation.
fremens avatar is... |
is pointing at the end of his Penis..
The last one in the bathroom should |
...pray for sinus congestion.
The way to a man's heart... |
is pointing at the end of his Penis..
(props to blindawg) I am... |
is through his pants...
uranus isss... |
the size of a f**king planet!
Richard Simmons ... |
...was, is, and always will be one wierd motor scooter.
my isle of langerhans is... |
a cool, green tropical paradise, nestled serenely is the gulf of Pancreas, south of the venerable Sternum of Capricorn.
The shiny side of my new CD... |
...is...
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... shiney.
The word "teh" is... |
teh coolest. No......really.
Grasshoppers making music is |
...better than most of the crap in the charts these days.
A purple polar bear is... |
... probably a better musician than most of the crappy artists in the charts these days. Heh :thumbsup:
Diceman is... |
a guy with a weird accent.
Yo fool is... |
...not the diceman.
ford fairlane is... |
not as bad as some movies(or, a pretty cool car)
An Everlasting Gobstopper is... |
a pain in the jaw.
A man who lives in a glass house is... |
...one person who shouldn't walk around his house in the nude.
A man who smokes two packs a day... |
is someone with a deathwish.
Bones is... |
pimpin' on the mountain.
Spinning class is... |
Where old woen dwell
a monkey is |
my nephew.
third eye blind is... |
the one you can't see outta....
Seattle is..... |
very close to me.
Vancouver is... |
in canuckland.
beer bongs are... |
not deer dongs. Crazy people.
Dob is... |
body in reverse with no y.
i am pissed off is... |
apparently normal behaviour in "The City".
Sweet little kitties are... |
dying everytime you wank...
the wank-free tfp pact is... |
...dying of self-abuse.
tall grass is... |
....made to me mowed
A peck and a bushel is.... |
two things that apparently have nothing in common :thumbsup:
The color purple is... |
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