|
not a very pleasing one.
Anime chicks are... |
so fuckin cute.
dream is... |
Anna K sitting on my face.
An autopsy is... |
necessary, but icky. :D
Shingo is |
ognihS backwards
Polar bears are... |
...invisible in a snowstorm.
the swallows of capistrano are... |
......more fun than the spitters of capistrano
the TFP is........... |
...the impossible dream.
the devil is... |
a nasty motherfucker.
jesus is......... |
.....a Mexican name
Bill Gates is..... |
...morally bankrupt.
My hair is... |
an environment in itself!
Seasame Street is... |
no longer about educating children as much as it is a marketing scheme to sell crap to children for public television fund raising.
The trouble with Traditional Zoroastrianism is... |
...nobody knows what the fuck it is.
Having children is... |
........the result of a broken condom
a condom is |
...usually three stories high, with a garage on the lower floor.
the best beef in the world is... |
red
Envolopes are... |
best sealed with a good lick.
Getting to the bottom of a well is... |
...best accomplished by finding a secret cave that connects it to both a wishing well and One-Eyed Willy's rich-stuff.
Canada is... |
the best country in the whole damned world.
Matches are... |
your face and my ass (sorry, no offence)
to be rude is...... |
to be cnor.
(hahah! in your face!) Notebooks are... |
for jotting down great lines like the post cnor made.
jesters are.......... |
always cracking wise.
PB&J is |
bachelor sustenance.
crack cocaine is... |
...at the very bottom of the "sustenance" chain.
dwarves are... |
elite, highly trained cocaine.
Paperclips can... |
spring high in the air.
France is... |
That place. No, not 'that' place, the other one.
Cigars are.. |
not bad 'substitutes'.
Rain will... |
make the government shut up about low dam levels
pie is... |
3.1415926535...
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are... |
Old fuckers by now
Mary Poppins is.. |
in need of a new umbrella.
Medical insurance is... |
free if you live in Canada and not very ill.
To be immortal is... |
...boring after 1,391 years.
Dancing on a table is... |
great until you fall off.
Drinking too many beers is |
a sure fire way to get your ex-gf to start asking difficult questions.
Drinking too much vodka is... |
...keeping bones far from sanity.
one of the rolling stones is... |
...1,391 years old and still rockin'!
John Stamos is... |
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