|
...merely a haze.
i, you, he; we, you, they is... |
homework. *ack!*
Pissed off lesbians are... |
scary:eek:
Walruses' are |
. . . almost as scary as pissed of lesbians.
Superman is . . . |
not very bright, despite his superness.
Being tilted is... |
off the hizzle.
being bored is... |
what made you join the TFP.
... Polishing the Dolphin is... |
WHy I joined the the tfp
batman is |
duna duna duna duna BATMAN! BATMAN! FISHING!
um. moving on... webcams are... |
fun only when cute horny camgirls are in front of them.
Dogs are.... |
for the park
d-o-g-g-s are... |
...pets for people with a stutter.
Monday is... |
the day after Sunday....
Time is ...... |
notwithstanding. :confused::hmm:
I love words like "notwithstanding" and "nonetheless" :thumbsup: Notwithstanding and nonetheless are... |
making mybrain hurt
italianbread is |
best with butter and a dash of garlic salt. mmmm :p
... Income Tax is... |
the biggest down side of working
My big toe is..... |
. . . the captain of the toes!
A cruise is . . . |
poisoning me.
the TICK is... |
just about the last thing you hear before the time bomb goes boom.
A time capsule is... |
a teachers best friend.
Lobsters can... |
bite.
megaleg is... |
attached to the megafoot, which is attached to the megatoe. (hehe, I could've gone the other way, but I don't lie.....or do I?...) ;)
Saving your money is... |
...a good way to keep your mattress flat.
(for stiltz) irregardless is... |
a pop culture phenomenon which is taking the free world by storm.
Indian casinos are... |
used to spread sars
duck tape is |
. . . good on everything except ducks!?
Running with scissors is . . . |
so much fun. but what got Edward convicted...
fighting is... |
a good way to settle an arguement.
... The lathe of heaven is... |
i dont wanna know!
creme the banana is... |
a creamy form of banana. Banana pudding?
The Sears Tower is... |
a newly endorsed NBA player by craftsman tools.
I want my ... |
. . . money for nothin and the chicks for free.
The spa is . . . |
"I want my..." is breakin' the rules, marcopolo.
"The spa is..." a place I've never been to. Are there sexy babes there? :D Duplication is... |
none of your concern!
none of your concern! none of your concern! none of your concern! none of your concern! none of your concern! none of your concern! none of your concern! life is... |
like a condom. It only holds what you put into it and is the most fun when you can share it with someone you love:crazy:
my GOD! I can't BELIEVE that just came out of ME!!! Earthworms are... |
awfully chewy and taste just like chicken.
George W. is... |
an idiot. but some support him.
Alicia Keys is... |
somewhere south of Florida.
Demolition derby is... |
fun in the sun...
suntan lotion is... |
good on zee butt-ocks!
Crazy Horse Monument is... |
a misnomer
inches in Incan is.... |
not quite the same as inches in Aztec... :thumbsup:
pr0f3n is... |
somewhat L337
vegitarianisnm is... |
a way to ensure there is enough steak for the rest of us...
... A bullet traveling towards you is... |
traveling towards me, but i will catch it in my teeth.
Sion is... |
...1 : /sE-'On/ or German Sit.ten /'zi-t&n, 'si-/ commune SW central Switzerland capital of Valais population 25,350.
Dictionaries are... |
...following dump trucks on the road to perdition.
east of eden is... |
well....east
summer is... |
half gone:mad:
emoticons are |
fuckin weried.
#tfp chat is... |
like manna from heaven
is 'somewhat 1337' like 'mostly dead'? The anachronistic white prostestant elite is.... |
yes.
am i the shizz? |
dizzal, this thrizzal be kizzal
|
not if i have any say so!
Dita Von Teese is... |
...Horribly beautiful.
Evian water is... |
for the naive
Alicia Silverstone is... |
...a character in more than a few of my fantasies...
Too much info. is... |
...an infogasm.
Life is... |
but a dream, johnny...
guypunkr is... |
the taste of a new generation.
National Public Radio is.... |
not as good as the B B C!!!
Marilyn Manson is... |
NOT uncle phil's idea of an "MM"
caller ID is... |
better than when the caller DI's
my responses are... |
pretty good, apparantly...
Ghando is... |
12" of vinyl.
Lawn furniture is... |
plastic-y
pvc is... |
...not proper casing for explosives...
A boy with seven fingers is... |
bad with lawnmowers.
duranged monkeys are |
light on their feet. (cha-a-a-cha-cha-cha-a-a-a)
Wormser is... |
a weird word.
my post count is... |
rising exponentially, you big ole post whore...
... Square-Dancing is... |
for squares.
Time is... |
...square.
water is... |
wet, quite obviously.
peanut butter is... |
chunky.
Red is... |
THIS.
Agood day on the golf course is... |
one where i get to drive the cart
subway is... |
where I get sub sandwiches
The Batmobile is... |
overrated crap.
That creepy stuff in the back of the fridge is.... |
somewhat expensive yet overall enchanting.
camoflauge is.. |
...hard to see.
The time is... |
seven twenty eight.
chuckie is... |
a good friend of Charles.
I am... |
made of stone...
my new and improved avatar is... |
distinctive.... witha fresh, minty aftertaste.
My old, broken Zip drive is... |
now CRAP! AND OBSULETE
spelling errors are... |
Quote:
Bananas are... |
Quote:
Cigar are... |
a smoke.
A sleeping dog is... |
Quote:
The girl next door is... |
...pretty, pretty slutty that is...
Post whores are... |
so into the "now" of existentialism.
Bowsprits are... |
the sprits of bows.
Maps are... |
very useful in The Legend of Zelda: The Windwaker.
Strangers on a train are... |
to poor to own cars!
my keyboard is... |
keyboardic in nature.
Pons Varolii are... |
things that are Pon Varolii?
Aaliyah is... |
. . . hayilaa spelled backwards.
Friday afternoon is . . . |
sooo boring.
monday evening is... |
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