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still alive?
Running with scissors is... |
par for the course with uncle phil
Donkey-dick Dave is |
a sick bastard that dreeses up as a donkey and entertains at children's functions.
II+II is......... |
an ascii representation of a TIE fighter from starwars.
Homer simpson is..... |
the only roll model for men.
Lisa Simpson is... |
...a variation of the aquatic theory of small government.
a scarab is... |
what ancient Egyptians got on their wounds when they were healing. (Ouch!, that was very bad...)
... A penny earned is... |
Really a loss of one penny.
Big butts are... |
from very large cigarettes...
..... A day in my life is.... |
taxed up to 35% by the government.
... The best food is... |
...best eaten when one is hungry.
intaxication is... |
...pissing off a tax officer and getting heavily audited twice a week.
Springer is... |
...jerry's spaniel. (i couldn't resist that one...)
a boxcar is... |
A car kids make from boxes.
Iskler is |
A word I only came across today!
Japan is... |
Napaj spelled backwards.
A singular sensation is |
...one gigantic boo-boo.
reintarnation is... |
...the result of someone half-arsedly throwing a mass of letters together.
Unity is... |
Almost the same as being glued together, except its funnier.
A and J are... |
enjoying teh 69!
Barry White is... |
...dead.
foreploy is... |
making her THINK you're gunna go down on her.
Dehydration is... |
the 'hoods watering system.
Fremens' life expectancy after that last crack is... |
endless...............................i can tell it didn't hurt.
purgatory is......... |
...fun, never ending fun.
netball is... |
...a point for the server.
giraffiti is... |
done really high up the wall.
pc's are........... |
...gateways to other worlds
Chocolate is... |
...best mixed with a solution of anhydrous ammonia and swamp root, with a dash of suet, before pumping it into the pie shell.
sarchasm is... |
the pit asia's economy fell into thanks to SARS.
silver nitrate is |
an oxidizer and should be treated as such.
Did you read that flyman? STOP drinking the stuff! Beer is... |
in abundance.
Guiness is........ |
the English version of rowdy man's beer
A one armed man in a wheelchair is... |
pretty damned funny
What I just said is... |
pretty damn funny.
What Snakeyes said is... |
...prolific only in the sense that cartwheels turn on a dime.
inoculatte is... |
an injection against coffee chain shops.
Pissing up a rope is... |
Crazy bad guy from mortal kombat?
Pintelor is.. |
half a quartelor!
Disco is...... |
Something I wish you wouldn't remind me of.
(0_0) is... |
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