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wdevauld 07-11-2005 01:09 PM

flyman smoked his barbie collection

uncle phil 07-12-2005 12:05 PM

wdevauld keeps checking in here hoping that he'll see some sleeper jammies...

JustJess 07-12-2005 12:09 PM

uncle phil likes drinking fiji water while listening to classical music and smoking a pipe... while in pink lacy lingerie.

reiii 07-12-2005 12:09 PM

JustJess shot a man in reno...just to watch him die

bernadette 07-12-2005 12:12 PM

reiii has photographic evidence of JustJess shooting a man in reno just to watch him die. the FBI is actively looking for both reiii & JustJess.

JustJess 07-12-2005 12:14 PM

Bernadette is sleeping with the FBI agent on the case to distract them. reiii needs to pay her more for her services.

bernadette 07-12-2005 12:26 PM

JustJess is emptying her bank account for my pleasure.

*points at photos*
Dear JustJess, send more money immediately or the FBI agent will suddenly become very bored with me & get back on your pursuit. Not a thread. A promise.
*evil laughter*

barfly 07-13-2005 04:48 AM

Bernadette likes ... pie! (i like pie too)

Martian 07-13-2005 05:04 AM

barfly makes a hobby of collecting incriminating photos of former US presidents. Posthumously.

Astrocloud 07-13-2005 02:31 PM

Martian has a secret crush on Karl Rove

kramus 07-13-2005 02:41 PM

Astrocloud has lost one of his fuzzy slippers. The heartbreak is that he doesn't know if it is the left one or the right one.

Astrocloud 07-13-2005 02:43 PM

Kramus brings me my fuzzy slippers on a regular basis

uncle phil 07-13-2005 02:57 PM

astroglide gave away the sleeper jammies that i sent him last year...

Fremen 07-13-2005 08:56 PM

uncle p chugs maple syrup while wearing his sleeper jammies and watching do-it-yourself shows.

Matt Arden 07-13-2005 09:10 PM

^ believes Tim Curry is actually satan

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...zzzzzzzzzz.jpg

reiii 07-14-2005 08:50 AM

Matt Arden has had congress with the beast

uncle phil 07-14-2005 11:32 AM

reiii has bitten the beast...

ngdawg 07-14-2005 11:41 AM

Unclephil got lost one night going from his bedroom to the bathroom and endingup peeing in his wife's priceless Tiffany vase.

JustJess 07-14-2005 11:44 AM

ngdawg watched uncle phil pee. phew!

Fremen 07-14-2005 12:15 PM

JJ has a fixation with those fountains that depict someone or something peeing. ;)

paddyjoe 07-14-2005 12:16 PM

That's quite the coincidence, because Fremen modeled for many of those fountains.

bernadette 07-14-2005 12:49 PM

paddyjoe bathes in those fountains.

maleficent 07-14-2005 12:52 PM

Bernadette desperately wants to be a tap dancer, but alas, she can't get taps put onto those fuzzy slippers of hers and she won't wear real shoes.. ever... :)

bernadette 07-14-2005 12:55 PM

maleficent has tried to STEAL my fuzzy slippers on more than one occasion.
fortunately she is terrified of my dogs.

Giant Hamburger 07-14-2005 07:35 PM

Bernadette's g-spot is Gary, Indiana.

kramus 07-14-2005 07:53 PM

Giant Hamburger really would prefer to share his consciousness with a fancier planet such as Saturn, but he is such a softie that he couldn't allow himself to let Earth and it's teeming billions lapse from it's current enlightened-by-a-Giant-Hamburger status.

SirLance 07-15-2005 11:05 AM

And Kramus knows this because he is himself a telepathic alien from Tau Ceti. He lives in an attic because that is where he hides his evil alien laboratory, in which he conducts evil alien tests on poor, unsuspecting humans.

uncle phil 07-15-2005 11:18 AM

now this is funny...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger
Bernadette's g-spot is Gary, Indiana.


meanwhile, SirLance has been negotiating with the dog of bushs baked beans fame for the secret recipe...

Fremen 07-15-2005 04:48 PM

uncle phil spotted raspberry jam leaking from the pocket of his best sleeper jammies, at which point he fucking flipped out when he realized his wife rented out his clothes every third weekend, and twice on Yom Kippur.

CityOfAngels 07-15-2005 05:32 PM

Fremen pays uncle phil's wife $500 per article of clothing to rent his clothing every third weekend, and twice on Yom Kippur.

ngdawg 07-15-2005 07:40 PM

CityofAngels is filing a lawsuit-seems Fremen borrowed $1000 from him last year for renting Phil's clothes on Yom Kippur, but still has not paid him back.




is that a 3fer?

SirLance 07-18-2005 03:43 PM

NGDawg, knowing that SirLance has the hots for her, has talked him into reimbursing CityOfAngels for the $1,000 Fremen borrowed to rent Phil's clothes, thus reducing this to a previously solved problem...

uncle phil 07-18-2005 04:08 PM

SirLance has always had a problem confusing apples with oranges...

Johnny Pyro 07-18-2005 04:16 PM

Uncle Phil's real name is Aunt Phil.

kramus 07-18-2005 04:24 PM

Johnny Pyro wears mis-matched socks on purpose.

paddyjoe 07-19-2005 03:39 AM

kramus routinely hides the TV remote down his pants.

amonkie 07-19-2005 05:42 AM

Paddyjoe gets cravings for sleeping in cramped airport chairs, just to smell his suitcase.

uncle phil 07-19-2005 12:07 PM

the monk has never had a "beef-on-'weck..."

Fly 07-19-2005 08:16 PM

uncle mystro likes to play golf in his sleeper jammies..........


.....the ones with the feet.

Fremen 07-19-2005 09:01 PM

fly smears jelly on his pants to attract unruly skwerlz.


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