pj has his name embroidered on his sleeper jammies...

Uncle Phil once attended a BDSM party by mistake.

He is really into Boston Distributed Sports Machines(tm), and showed up with a pitching machine once used by the Red Sox batting coach. The night did not end well; it took the trauma surgeons 16 hours to remove the baseballs from his rectum and intestinal tract.

On weekends BigBen gets together with his platoon and to knit doillies. They are a big hit at the women's auxillary.

Charlatan is the founding member of the women's auxiliary in Toronto. they make weekly trips to Chippendales and he's developed a love for Quiche and women's magazines that tell him he's not good enough dammit, but will show him how to achieve sexual pleasure... :)

mal dreams of monster trucks...

Uncle Phil dreams of truck monsters...

SirLance likes his coffee cold, injected right into the veins.

Braingrenade served as Fidel Castro's hairstylist from 1964 - 1973. He kept the beard look longer than necessary, and was eventually fired for recommending the upcoming new hairstyle "The Mullet" to el Presidente.

Once exiled, Braingrenade went on a pilgrimage to find the elusive Mullet, and wound up in a Hairstyle convent in the deep southern US states. He taught his new style to all who would listen.

When BigBen is done with the army.. he's going to use the GI bill and enroll in Beauty School, where he will achieve his life long goal of being able to have a hair style named after him...

BigBen participated in an ancient fapping ritual when he was a teenager. It was suppsed to cure acne. Instead, he got hairy palms.

Poppinjay is wearing my shirt right now and nothing else.
As is Maleficent!

Giant Hamburger's deepest darkest secret is, vienna sausage...
http://www.hormel.com/images/glossar...age_vienna.jpg

giant hamburger's post scares me... poppin' and i are wearing the same shirt -- together? poor poppin...

charlatan has a secret, that's not so secret any more, obsession wiht little sausages.. i'm honestly not sure why.. ;0

Mal recently got off scott-free for trying to hire an undercover cop to kill a houseful of men for a wheel of cheese (Gosh, I'm starting to laugh out loud just typing this).
Naw just kidding. No one would ever try to do that...
Trying to come up with something more realistic...

I'm afraid Mal's secret is a well-worn Sugar-Plum Fairy costume hanging in the back of her closet...

Sultana is naked right now.

rlbond86 knows this because he is under her windown

(I am so jealous)

And mantus is taking pictures of rlbond86 peeping in Sultana's window...

sirlance needs to get freakin' home...

SirLance is actually a member of the Very Special Forces, who deploy to spots that aren't so much troubled as exceptional in C-130S Short planes.

top ain't quite too quick...

Uncle Phil ages scotch in his alimentary canal.

Giant Hamburger is neither from Hamburg, nor particularly large.

Tophat has a picture of Patrick Stewart hanging over his bed.

Naked Communist is actually a fully clothed Republican.

SirLance thinks Blade Runner is pretentious and too 80s

reiii gets exceptionally turned on when viewing a Bugs Bunny cartoon wherein Bugs dresses in drag

Top serves his guests their drinks in a tall glass with ice.........and after he stirred them with his johnson.

atta boy Top.

flyman is a minister at his local Anglican Church... he just plays flyman on the Internet to "blow off some steam".

i'm not even gonna get into what Charley likes to blow off




:D

Dude, that's why they're called Highballs.

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top once sent jenna a birthday card...

Uncle Phil had a makeout session with Carol Channing at Club 54 in the 70's.

Of course there was blow involved.

hehe...and pop was involved in the blow...

uncle phil has a troop of monkeys dressed in sleeper jammies in his basement rumpus room, ready to deploy at a moments notice.

Fremen was attacked by said monkeys, and when preparing his defence accidentally decided on his "Banana Jammies" for battle dress.

Rehabilitation specialists say he will walk again, but the stutter will surely persist.

that "rehabilitation specialist," good ol' BigBen his own self, lies...

uncle phil sewed a banana into the front of his sleeper jammies, just to impress the gals down at the bingo hall.....

PaddyJoe knows this because he is the Caller at the bingo hall. He also knows that a banana won't do. You need a summer sausage...

SirLance owns a lot of stock in a prominent summer sausage company.

medussa watches "The Nightmare Before Christmas" at least twice a day. During one viewing, she pretends to be Jack. During the second viewing, she pretends to be the Oogie Boogie.