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pop doesn't remember his area code...
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Uncle Phil stole the whole collection of the My Little Ponies DVDs from Walmart so that, "Evil looking" little girl couldn't get them.
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Every morning, Dragonknight gives the two-thumbs-up salute in his Fonz mirror which he got for his fifth birthday.
He also says "eeeeyyy!!!" as he does it. |
jwoody battered a doe with his Speed Racer lunchbox.
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Poppinjay shortened his name when he emigrated. It used to be Poppinjayistakanranafankasikstanmojohojopogo.
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SirLance is realy Queen Laura from the land of Obo.
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dragonknight still pieces together tinker toys...
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uncle p is jealous of DK's prowess with Tinkertoys™, and wishes he could make a pair of Sleeper Jammies™ out of them.
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Fremen wears Sleeper Jammies™ under his clothes 24/7.
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Fresnelly knows this because he has pictures he took through Phil's bedroom window...
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SirLance was found last night passed out in an alley with his hand down the pants of a Latvian cruise director.
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pop wears a tie to work...(you know i'm right, pop, 'cause i've been there...hehe...)
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Uncle Phil has a velcro fetish. He just loooves the sound it makes when he pulls the tabs on his jammies.
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kramus looooves to spraypaint his inseam measurements on the women's bathroom walls at his local mall.
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fre...fre...ah, shit, i just can't...the mental image...shit...
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U.P. is the vice president of Brazil.
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SirLance hired a hitman to take out uncle phil's opponent. (shhhhh!)
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Ha! Little you know! SirLance kept the money and did the job himself!
....oooops..... Fremen applied for the CIO job in Jamaica. It comes with all the splif you can smoke... |
SirLance starred in a mid 70's comedy about two girls and a guy who all had feathered hair. SirLance was their haird dresser. His character's name was "Mister Steve".
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pop hides his own easter eggs...
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uncle phil lays his own Easter eggs out of his backflap.
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fre...fre...i just can't do this again...the visuals are killing me...
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Uncle Phil killed this thread.
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poppinjay goes around washington dc and randomly gives mouth to mouth ressuccitation ( I cannot spell) to statues... and after trying it on lincoln.. he decided reviving threads was better.
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Maleficent has a birth mark that bears a strong resemblence to Mikhail Gorbechov.
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charlie has a pair of sleeper jammies made out of TP...
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uncle_phil has a penchant for TP... In fact, he joined the TFP thanks to a gross misunderstanding.
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Charlatan actually looks like the picture of his avatar. All those other "real" photos you may have seen are actually pictures of his brother he keeps locked in a closet for just such purposes.
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Zeraph still sleeps with a teddy bear
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Gatorade Frost had a fling with Phyllis Schlafly.
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PoppinJay had a fling with Phyllis Diller - he was heard exclaiming.. what can i say she made me laugh... :)
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Milton Berle died in Maleficient's arms. Now, THAT's comedy!
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Sir Lance thought it would be funny to switch the position of my socks and underwear around in my clothes drawers.
It was 10 days before I found out I was wearing a sock on my cock. I didn't think it was funny, and upon delivering him a swift ass-kicking, screamed out "Leave my underwear alone, you asshole!" The bad news, we were at the Hollywood opening of "Brokeback Mountain". |
after posts such as the above -it's clear now why big ben was studied for years by the CIA in a secret underground mind control facility in new mexico - and then booted out on his bum for being a little too out there...
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Ms. M, a covert agent for said New Mexico facility, frequents message boards in search of human lab rats.
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Elphaba is a Soviet agent attempting to capture Mal and interrogate her in an effort to glean information about Canuckistan's secret new mexican mind control experiments. However, she is not aware that the soviet union fell some years ago. She thinks the lack of communication from her handler's is because of the deepness of her cover...
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the elph recently bought Batman's autograph for $20.00...
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Only Uncle Phil can understand this secret coded message:
(#&#(* DOKOUN____"":>>:: ?/?7&#%&@ 8008 = BOOB = (.)(.) 45454545 |
The coded message says that Daoust harbors a grudge against Clay Aiken.
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Poppinjay used to have a part time job at Krispy Kreme filling bavarian creme doughnuts. Sometimes he used his own custard.
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Tophat gets a far-away look in his eyes whenever he remembers the time He got one of those special Krispy Kreme donuts.
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kramus secretly enjoys watching telletubby reruns at 3 am but only after he has covered all the windows with tin foil.
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bparker805 was Tinky Winky. Years later when asked where the strangest place he had ever had sex was, he replied, "in da butt."
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Dostoyevsky is Poppinjay's pen name.
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SirLance has a dog with a weird foot fetish.
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Fremen loves to play hopscotch, but only while covered from head to toe in penutbutter
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aplme applies the pb...with a soldering iron...
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Uncle Phil was recently seen on Dateline... he's the MySpacer that got away...
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Lady Gwenivere played the beard for SirLance and King Arthur. The truth came out on May Day when the two were found skipping about the err...May "pole."
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Elph once testified before a grand jury in "People v. Jacobivich", where she provided expert testimony on perverse sexual acts.
Jacobivich didn't stand a chance. |
Big Ben taught Elphaba everything she knows about perverse sexual acts... and then some...
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Maleficent is carrying our love child in her belly.
She ate my baby! |
One word:
Tofu. Sorry, but the secret had to come out. |
and ben was left holding the bag...
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Unfortunately, "The Bag" ended up being Uncle Phil's scrotum.
It was a bit sweatty, but tender and alluring at the same time. :hmm: |
Interestingly Ben was born with a set of gills. Sadly he hasn't been able to figure out how to use them for anything practical. For now he wins bar bets by slurping beer through the slits in his neck...
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Big Ben's lifelong goal is to visit the Scrotum shop in Australia and get his very own kangaroo scrotum souvenier.
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Mal is the TFP's resident expert on all things scrotum related... she denies it, of course. Methinks she doth protest too much!
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What the rest of SirLance's avatar doesn't show is that he's in the "special forces . . . of pimple poppers" where he is the chief lancer of especially bad pimples.
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What Zeraph doesn't know could fill a book.
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said book edited by ben...
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Stains between the pages supplied by Uncle Phil.
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Poppinjay has the capital's first ever kangaroo scrotum franchise.
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SirLance screams when he sees the color pink, and then he tries to coordinate his clothes' colors to the object.
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Fremen is a God among his pets.
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Poppy eats fruit cocktail........straight out of the can!!! OMGBBBQ!! |
Fremen enjoys sex.
His pets don't enjoy it quite as much. |
the martian sends his sleeper-jammies to the dry-cleaners every other week...
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uncle_phil spends his evenings fondling his golf clubs... he dreams of getting a hole in one...
(no double entendres... honest!) |
charlatan has 'played golf' with uncle phil... (NOOOO double entendre there... :lol:
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Maleficent is a robotic arm which assembles car doors for the Elyria Honda plant.
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There is a great deal more that Mal knows about charlatan and uncle phil. Those secrets are safe as long as the extortion payments keep coming in.
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Elph enjoyed skipping Poppinjay's post because he reminds her of all those Summers spent popping her boyfriend Jay's back zits.
*throws up a little in mouth* :p |
Fremen has an obsessive compulsive disorder; Whenever he reads the word "Encyclopedia", he has to scratch behind his right ear while saying "Brittanica" three times. Don't believe me? Watch this...
Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia I bet that felt good, Fremen. |
Big Ben has all of Clay Aiken's albums, and a tasteful nude spread that appeared in Teen Beat.
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Poppinjay sends hateful pm's when he thinks he is being ignored.
Get over yourself! It was a damn accident. :rolleyes: |
the elph keeps those extortion payments in a small cookie jar in the back under the bathroom sink...
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Mr. Uncle_Phil was the second man on the grassy knoll *gasp*
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Lady Sage is Mr. Hooper.
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Poppinjay never forgives a slight.
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You've heard of "Santy Claus?"
Elphaba is "Anti-Claus!" |
speaking of claws, the lance still has marks on his chest from that red-head he met down at fells point last summer...
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And the scary part is I met her on the Ghost Tour....
Unc is the worlds foremost authority on solar powered bulldozers. |
The worst part is... she WAS a ghost!
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the lady wants to be a tramp...
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uncle phil uses pink golf balls.
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Mr. Freman is deathly afraid of mayo on his ham sammiches!
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LS has never tasted beer in her life... |
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hehehehehe.......... uncle phil likes to hang out with his wang out after not succeding to hit past the ladies tee........... can you say............."DINK OUT"!!!!!!!!!! show us what you got phil 'ol boy..... fore.............. |
Mr. Flyman is afraid that one day a reefer plant will try to smoke him *gasp*
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LS sniffed an open bottle of beer once...
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And it was Mr. Uncle Phil that made me do it *cries* It was horrid!
Mr. Uncle Phil has a shrine to Ms. Marilyn Monroe!!! (and more) |
Lady Sage is actually Lady Gingerroot
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PoppinJay has a ginger fetish and does all sorts of kinkalicious things with it - and i'm not talking Ginger the movie star either.... :)
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mal can't quite get the hang of the concept of leaving-her-date-in-one-piece-at-the-end-of-the-evening process.
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fre hasn't washed his first pair of sleeper jammies yet...and he's been wearing them for almost three years!!!
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phil plays 18,fully clothed in sleeper jammies..
but when it comes to the 19th hole.........he's naked as a newborn he is. watch out when he hits the B&C's.......... |
fly left the back-door open...
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Now Mr. Fly, everyone knows that Mr. Uncle Phil only does the golf thing when he's having his affair with the beer keg. hahahahaha
But seriously folks... Uncle Phil once married a tomato plant after it had a dozen babies *gasp* |
And those poor babies! Lady Sage put them in her salad, and she ATE them! Lady Sage ATE PHIL'S BABIES!
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