i'll be back, when i get back, if i come back...

Please add this to the Farewell TFP! thread.

There you are (except that from where you are that there is here.)

in a pinch...

I find some of the girls on Degrassi to be ridiculously hot.

Also, I am extremely ashamed to be watching Degrassi.

I texted someone a page without my name and left the number 867-5309.

Yeah, but was her name Jenny?

ill be tangoing to live music tonight.

The thing you like best is never the cheaper option.

there is no such thing as a "mulligan..."

I haven't played disc golf in years. (And there is such a think as a mulligan in disc golf at least.)

Bullshit my whole life is a "mulligan."

Stone Temple Pilots kicked ass in concert last night.

No, but the person I did it to asked me if I knew whose number it was. I said it must've been Jenny.

Sometimes I'm just so evil :devious:

the real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money...

You know I saw Tommy Tutone at the Seattle Kingdom (yeah, I'm old) he was the opening, opening act for the Rolling Stones on their "Tattoo You" tour. It was Tommy Tutone, J. Geils and then the Stones. Had kick ass seats before I knew anything about kick ass seats. End row center seats 5th row sec. 1. I'm sure I could have underhanded a softball and hit the stage.

I got those tickets at the local ticket outlet in Salem, Or. Was Meir & Frank Dept. store back in those days. My brother and I were sharing a house at the time and had had a party the night before. I was laying in the bath tub trying to rid myself from the banging going on in my head. The phone started ringing, I ignored it. It kept ringing, would stop for about 30 sec and then start again. After what seemed like freaking forever I went to unplug the damn thing and decided to give who ever was calling a piece of my mind. My brother starts yelling "you gotta go get Stones Tix! KGON just announced they're going on sale this morning!!!" I got dressed and hopped on my bike (rice burner, Honda I think) and rode downtown. I went down stairs to the ticket office and no one was there. I was pissed. I figured my brother was messing with head. Surely if Stones tix's were going on sale there would be a line. A lady, about 60, walked out of the office and I asked are you selling Stones tix's here this morning? She held up a box and said "some band, they just came in, they go on sale in 15mins." I stood there about 2mins and suddenly there was a line of about 2-300 people behind me. If I knew then what I know now I'd have bought the max available- 6. I bought 4 and the guy behind said "4? Seriously?" I had no idea what he meant by that for a long time.

I had a hole in my stocking and runs up my leg in Eugene last night.

very whorish.

It is easier to stay warm than it is to get warm.

if people don't want to go there, nobody's gonna stop 'em...

The first Moody Blues tune I ever heard was "Go Now" ...and still one of my favs.

We,ve already said
Goodbye
Since you gotta go, oh you'd better
Go now go now, go now (Go now)
Before you see me cry
I don't want you to tell me just what you intend to do now
'Cause how many times do I have to tell you darlin', darlin'
I'm still in love with you now
Whoa-oh-oh-oh

We've already said
So long...

oh my . wow. I'm supposed to concentrate now?

I haven't gotten laid in over 2 months. My hand is getting sore.

My house mates are driving me nuts but deep down I'm having the time of my life with them!

I set both smoke alarms off while cooking a steak under the broiler. There was barely ANY visible smoke or smell, not even a flareup, yet they both went off.

bear cub's smoke alarms work...

I cannot see much of anything out of my otherwise beautiful view from my apartment while the cruise ships are in port during the day.

I find grad school boring and a waste of time; But it gives me something to do.

Eventually Bill O'Reilly is going to shut up, and I'll probably live to see it.

When Bill O'Reilly eventually shuts up, I won't know it since I don't listen to him.

I delivered a pork pie hat to him this afternoon. He introduced me to his boss or his client, Im not sure which.

He was all happy and excited with that goofy grin, and he held my hand.

Maaan.

oh, I like pork pie very much

Charles Mingus - Flowers For A Lady (1974)

there is not a cloud in the sky where i am right now...

I no longer believe that intelligence has any intrinsic value.....


And I'm 41 dating a 24 year old. I don't recommend it. I quite often just want to yell at her to get off of my damn lawn.

If you get tired of her trampling your stuff, send her over here...I tend to dislike my obsessive neighbors who think the lawns around their houses need to look like manicured golf greens....short of having your gf trample my lawn, my next best alternative seems to be a pet goat.

I'm 45 and stick to 35 (30 with the right lady) and above for this very reason.

BTW- it works the other way too. If you see someone 15 yrs older then you there's likely to be issues as well. The issues will be a little different, but issues none the less. I was seeing a lady from Philly recently. She told me I'm not looking for a relationship, at all, just want a causal friend type thing. She told me "I'm ABSOLUTELY not looking for an exclusive relationship." In fact she told me she'd just ended a long relationship and was interested in letting loose... a lot. I was fine with this, actually worked well for me. I saw her quite regularly for a month or so then stopped by her house one day and some local guy was there. I thought he was doing some work or delivering something. I never gave him a second look, simply wasn't any of my business. Saw her the next day and she freaked because I wasn't jealous that she had another man at her house.

IMO, she's playing a game. A type of game I can't win. I still see her but now it's purely as friends and I've made it clear that's the way it's going to remain. I feel like I've had enough crazy in my life, I'm all full of crazy. No más para mí por favor.
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On another subject...


I'm sick of trying to unscramble the wiring in these old Mexican houses down here. It's like trying to put together a jig-saw puzzle with a 1000 all white pieces.

Well, I've always been attracted to the 30-something women. Only one I was with though was my soon to be ex wife..... Really not sure how I ended up with the 24 yr old

But that's another story, isn't it? heh, crazy

That's the truth!

The sandwich I just ate was delicious.

I'm going to make another.

aunt phil just woke up...

Alighting for rest on the pine in front of me I have seen eagles, herons, and hummingbirds. Of course the hummingbirds are by far the smallest.

There's a Quinceañera (Mexican version of a young girls coming of age party) happening next door. It started yesterday at around 5pm it never stopped once during the night and I believe they're on their 3rd, 4th... maybe 5th live band.

My patients are shot, I'm tried of it now.

I think it's a good thing all my firearms are in a safe in Oregon right now.

neil young left glace bay quite a few years ago...


("helpless, helpless, helpless...")

One does not simply walk into mordor.....

As I write this a sternwheeler is going by, but it is the faux wheeler as it has no wheeler. Hmpf.

I feel gypped.

I just watched that with my daughter earlier tonight.

my partner and i played par golf today...captain and mate...three bogeys - three birdies...

You've either got dreadlocks or you don't.

I will be spending the afternoon and evening making a glorious chicken soup,
for OCM?, to enjoy, when he arrives for a visit tomorrow.

pics or ban!










...j/k, dear.

I've fallen off the wagon and strayed back in to tilted politics.

Perhaps some sort of intervention is called for... I've got the shakes

beware of those who support colonel bud day and his minions...

My dad, who never gave me advice, stopped dead in his track one day when I asked a neighbor how much money he made. I was 10, he grab my arm lead me to the garage where he sternly told me "never ask someone how much they make, never discuss politics and never argue with anyone about their religion." I remember thinking "what the heck are politics?"

After a couple on-line forums and membership to several clubs- Rotary et el. I think it was good advice.

/me feels duly chastised...

I made enough soup for all of us.

please stay away from anything involving the american issues project...

We're all capable of so much more than we give ourselves credit for.

It seems that practice does not always make perfect.

/me had two birdies today...and, my first on the par 4 sixth at belden hill...

la petit mort
 

ring smoked all my cigarettes, but then she made my cock drool, so I forgave her.

We have a bun in the oven!

If you leave the bun in the oven too long, it will get crispy.

Congrats, otto!

note: Bun will get crispy if left too long.

Thanks for the tip!

The soup was wonderful.

My rabbit will not die again.

My buns ain't crispy, yet.

Yummy crispy rabbit soup...until recently it was unbenounced to me, but crispy ears are apparently quite good.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rabbitears.jpg

Crispy fried rabbit ears with herbs:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ywithherbs.jpg

Hey ottopilot! Good smiling cheer to you and yours forever and always.

Happiness abounds : I think Ive matured enough to recognize genuine true love.

*

Im thrilled for us.

i just can't resist this:

'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
--Dan Quayle

Has anyone, who has ever told you,
"you're too good for me,
I don't deserve you,"
ever been wrong?

nope...

My knees are hyperextended.

I'm watching a "Hee-Haw" from 1969 on some channel out of Costa Rica. Buck Owens is singing "Johnny Be Good" right now. It's funny as hell.

It is easy to lay down your weapon. It's hard to convince yourself you don't need it anymore.

I like light and fluffy silver dollar pancakes better than thicker plate-sized ones.

Farting and sneezing at the same time isn't strange, it's efficient.

The beauty in efficiency is.

she blows my skirt off.
 

I love ring.

That's all.

While this "truth" thread seems to work pretty good, the "truth or dare" thread seemed not to work so good. There is an important lesson in there somewhere.

This isnt it.

I'm really tired

:yawn:

Sneezing ten times causes me to be lightheaded.

putting three times can lose you money...

and cost you the B&C's too eh phil?


i'm insto the wobbly pops allreadsy

I have a medium-sized one, but ring likes it.

I have been sent to my room,
and not really knowing where it is,
I'll probably never be let out.

I miss my lover very intensely.

(Am I allowed to say that?.)

I miss mine too. Its physical.
But I sent him on his way with its way late and ruined.
I feel more joyful and creative already.

*

I hope you get to see yours soon, and all will be right with the world. When a lover brings joy, it is the best. besitos.

Well, here I am and it's Tuesday.

Monday, monday, cant trust that day
Monday, monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh monday mornin you gave me no warnin of what was to be
Oh monday, monday, how could you leave and not take me

My house is full of family who lost power from the midwestern windstorms of Ike. It's day 3.

Life was so much simpler when I was a teenager...and yet much more complicated.

I'm so glad I'm not a teenager today.

i didn't golf today...

I always had this fantasy that if I were able to meet Gilda Radner,
she would be like instantly one of my best friends.

I still miss her very much.
At least I can see her on video.

The "The Judy Miller Show, " I think is my favorite....hard to pick a favorite though.

I love you Gilda!

I can love anybody, until they prove they can't.

...then I have to wonder.

i had my own pony once...

Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.

raccoons swim the river at night, especially around 4a.

I don't accept most theology or practice the rituals of religion, but just picked my daughter up from Sunday school.

my farts stink today

Murphy Brown was already on TV in 1958!

Episode list for "Yancy Derringer"

Season 1, Episode 5: A Bullet for Bridget
Original Air Date—6 November 1958
Madame Francine's girl midget cousin keeps being drug back to a mysterious black freighter from China, The Murphy Brown, supposedly only containing the finest silk. Reconstruction administrator Colton suspects smuggling, but lacks evidence so he assigns Derringer and Pahoo to use not-quite-legal methods to investigate, and to protect the adorable, pug-nosed Irish waif Gidget from being silenced.

"Love is all there is."

Jason Ellis is the Truth

Nobody can top that one.