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Downtownat10 06-29-2003 06:24 PM

Use these words in a sentence
 
Only one sentence, not a paragraph. The words are:

Pancake
Hammer
Volvo
Labia

GO!

rockzilla 06-29-2003 06:28 PM

As I steered my Volvo, using only my labia, I hit the pancakes I made for breakfast with a hammer.

Conclamo Ludus 06-29-2003 06:30 PM

I should not have touched her labia while she was driving, her Volvo was hammered into a pancake after the accident.

Meridae'n 06-29-2003 06:31 PM

And their off and racing, the Kiwi 'Flat as a Pancake' missed the start badly, she's a clear last, the the philly 'Look at my Hammer' jumped well, so did 'Not Another Fucking Volvo' & 'Lorenzo's Labis'...

That is SO cheating...

Antagony 06-29-2003 06:32 PM

While in a rush to get to work, I hopped in my Volvo and consumed my pancake slathered in labia fluid with a hammer I found in the backseat.

Loup 06-29-2003 06:59 PM

A Volvo is nothing more than a pancake wrapped around a hammer placed inside a labia.

hotzot 06-29-2003 07:06 PM

I was driving my volvo when I saw a labia shaped pancake next to a hammer.

MacGnG 06-29-2003 07:27 PM

while i ate pancakes off her labia, she hit a volvo with the hammer.

monody 06-29-2003 09:10 PM

As i listened to the song 'if i had a hammer', i ate my pancake and wondered if female volvo's had labias.

(i like djp's reply)

Fremen 06-29-2003 10:18 PM

My Christmas wish-list consists of a hammer, a volvo, a pancake maker and an all-access pass to Jennifer Connellys' labia. :suave:

Force 10 06-29-2003 11:55 PM

If you touch my girls Libia again, I'm going to run your dumb ass blueberry pancake eating, can't hit a fuckin nail with a hammer to save your god damn life, over with your mommas Volvo station wagon!

boredjerk 06-30-2003 01:41 AM

As I hammered the gas on the old Volvo something like pancake batter oozed from Ruprex's girl's labia.

LewisCouch 06-30-2003 08:09 AM

"Hammer my labia she demands", as I playfully toss a pancake at her Volvo.

vermin 06-30-2003 09:26 AM

When I used a labia hammer on my Volvo, the noise induced pancake vomiting.

Fly 06-30-2003 10:06 AM

after i used my hammer on her labia in the backseat of my volvo,we went to ricky's for a pancake and some eggs.

platypus 06-30-2003 12:00 PM

As I licked pancake syrup off her labia and prepared to knock the bottom out of it with my engorged love hammer, I smiled at the thought of how similar are the words Volvo and vulva.

Downtownat10 06-30-2003 05:16 PM

So I thought I was going to read these and choose the best, but damn, all of them are great! Extra points to Freman, though, since he incorporated Jennifer Connolly into the sentence!

The Atomic Boy 06-30-2003 05:18 PM

Hey Bob look at that Pancake, Hammer, volvo, and Labia over there.

Somenosuke 07-01-2003 05:58 PM

You haven't lived until you've experienced the sensation of having pancake mix smeared all over your labia with the handle of a hammer in the back of your Dad's volvo!


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