What's that behind your back?

BOOO!
It's me.
Touched you again, you rapscallion!

I'd like to but I can't reach.

You'll have to come down from the tree house.

Stuck. Send a fireman.

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/music geek

I think I might have just fainted.

I'll touch while you are out!

I'm not afraid to pick you up.

I DID NOT just take both feet off the floor.

YES, YES I DID.

I love Labradors!

(We could roll in the soot.)

We could wrestle like I used to wrestle with my Lab, Dewey. He loved it, his whole body would wag.

You asked me earlier today to give you an ass kickin' on the forum.

Okay then everyone:
Ourcrazymodern? wants a good whoopin.

Pick up the phone, dial that number.
Get the ball rolling before that big ball you've been trying to balance on,
rolls over you.

WE LOVE YOU!

You done it!

I ain't all here.

You found your strength and wisdom!

These are happy tears on my face.


(you can find my hand in the dark, feel it and hang on, up we go)

sometimes I just have no words

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Misc/touch.jpg

Now that is one helluva good get well card.

i remember that butt...

You keep your epee away from my touche. I'm not that kind of guy.

/ What kind of guy?
// French.

I might need to touch myself!
 

You are bad, BadNick! I gotta thank you for that tender touch. Thank you!

Oh my beloved Ourcrazymodern?,
'till the heaven stops the rain, till the stars fall from the sky...
and beyond....

You have touched me in more ways than I can count.
I am truly blessed to know you.



The Doors say:

Yeah!, come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, baby
Cant you see that I am not afraid?
What was that promise that you made?
Why wont you tell me what she said?
What was that promise that you made?
Now, Im gonna love you, till the heavens stop the rain
Im gonna love you
Till the stars fall from the sky for you and i
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, baby
Cant you see that I am not afraid?
What was that promise that you made?
Why wont you tell me what she said?
What was that promise that you made?
Im gonna love you, till the heavens stop the rain
Im gonna love you
Till the stars fall from the sky for you and i
Im gonna love you, till the heavens stop the rain
Im gonna love you
Till the stars fall from the sky for you and i

Touche', darlin'!

/me weeps, along with jesus...

What's all this touchy/feely nonsense?... oh, right....

sorry, carry on!

Nonsense can touch some feelings
where the firmest logic cannot reach
because logic won't go there.

Logic is simply a way of being wrong defensibly. Mathematics is a way of backing your errors with numbers. No one can touch you unless you touch yourself.

top, are you an actuary?

...gotta hand it to them:

In four days, I'm closing the gap.

"One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha......"

one of my all-time favorites...deborah harry...


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WHOA, up!!!

Excellent!

Hey ring, xxx!
(Anticipation...)

So the CEO gets the annual report. He calls in the COO and says, "What do these numbers mean?" The COO says, "Well, we need more space. Time to lease another building." Then he calls in the CPO and says, "What do these numbers mean?" and the CPO says, " Well, we need to invest more in the employees we have and make targeted hires to mission critical implementations." Then he calls in the CTO and says, "What do these numbers mean?" The CTO says, "Well, we could increase our productivity by upgrading our systems infrastructure and virtualizing our applications." Finally, he calls in the CFO and says, "What do these numbers mean?"

The CFO, gets up, closes the door, sits back down, leans forward and says softly, "What do you want them to mean?"

I am here to help you all get in touch with your inner bastards.

('ckin' statisticians...mumble, mumble, mumble...)

Ever since you pissed
on my badly misplaced foot
I haven't washed it.

They put urine in cheap perfume.

Embrace
Caress
Rub
Stroke.

13 'till the thirteenth.

12 days until the next time.

"Houston, we do not have a problem."

that's so romantic...

In fact, everything here on Mars is Fabulous! It's a pink planet. We're hanging drapes. Life? Well there's some life here now. We're playing the Pet Shop Boys and drinking Cosmos.

I searched for you guys ....where the hell are ya?

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