Your last words.
 

Hay guys why are you all screa

Listen to me!! Good god, listen to me!! I know you all think I'm mad, but I have something very important to tell you:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT EAT THE CHAIR, IT'S MADE OF CHEESE!!!!!!


I plan on being old and senile when I die.

See ya soon.

Are you sure you switched the electricity o

Heh, heh... awwww fuck.

'Hail to the King'

I once found a website that had transcripts from flight data recorders of crashed airliners. "SHIT" seems to be the most commonly used..........so I'd have to say

"S H I T!!!!"

don't point htat thing at me NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hey, Watch This!

i think i'm having a...

hahaha..... Hahaha!!!.... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA -- *dies of laughter*

And if I'm lying, may God strike me down!

ZzZZZzzzzZZzzzzz.....

I want to die while Im asleep :D

Dude, I'm so going to make it

This bridge doesn't feel very soli

Look at the tentacles on that thing!

If I know it's coming:
VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!

and

No no trust me I do this all the ti.......

Again?? But that's the seventh time this evening my recently ex-playboy voluptuous model-type wife...

Ya'll hold ma beer and watch this.

"Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"

i'm cumming..thanks a lot Anna Kournikova

Who do these pants belong to?? Dammit!

"Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard. Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"

where do you want these?

Is this Blue Cheese?

Heheh.. hey guys, do you think panthers like Chee-tos?

So...I just plug the dryer into the big socket? Hmm, seems to be a bit dusty in there. Hand me that screwdriver, would you? Thanks.

You dare me to eat my weight in Velveeta cheese?
Gnarly, dude! Sign me up.

listen jerk! you can't tell me i can't make toast in the bath!

or

dude! do you wanna dare me to eat that?

OH YES YES YES JESSICA ALBA
I'M GONNA BLOOOOWWWWWWWW....oh shit

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppp!

Finally......

And this red button does what again...? Opps my bad.

That was my entry.

Hey, hold my beer and watch this! Yee-Haw!

If I don't survive... tell my wife "hello."

Rosebud.

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.

Great day to be surfin. Hey look at that cool dolphin. Oh shit.

Look Denisof, enough is enough. Once and for all, you and me...winner take all.

You...sneaky...bast

Baby, what are you doing home so soon? Wait- I can explain! She and I were...she needed some help with...no don't! NO WAIT! DOOOON'T!!!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAMBLAMBLAM!

"...she...(gurgle)...wasn't that...good...."

Not sure, but I want it to be something very cryptic where people will write and speculate about it for years to come.

That sounded like something Kevin Spacey said at the end of the movie Se7en.

"It was me."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD! MY FUCKING LEGS I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! OH PLEASE NO, NOT THE OTHER FINGERS NO OH GOD NO OH PLEASE GOD NO YOU BASTARD YOU FUCKING BASTARD THIS AINT FUCKING OVER YET YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! OH PLEASE NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT OH GOD STOP I'LL YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS YOU BASTARDS YOU. AND I HOPE TO FUCKING GOD YOU ALL GET YOUR BALLS RIPPED OFF AND SHOVED UP YOUR ASS ALONG WITH 30 INCHES OF COCK YOU FUCKERS OH I HOPE YOUR FUCKING DIE AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! OH FUCK NOT THE TONGUE DON'T CUT OUT MY FUughaGa....

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