God and Satan

Might seem cheesy but I'm being practical here, I could talk about anything with these two guys, anything from how to become filthy rich/powerful to why kittens must die when I masturbate.

Bob Dylan and Woody Allen

Mary-Kate and Ashley :lol:

Willie Nelson and Isaac Asimov

Bill Hicks (as he's so very damned funny and would probably be up for a drinking session during the meal)
And I've save the other lunch date for another time where I'd probably pick Iain Banks (as he's one twisted swine)

Benjamin Franklin & Leonardo Da Vinci

Two Renaissance Men I relate to.

Attilla the Hun and Shirley Temple when she was a little kid. I bet Attilla would eat her!

Charles Nelson Riley and John Cleese.

John W. Campbell and Gene Roddenberry.

Oh, and the Craig/Tretiak reference... gimme a cookie!

Nikola Tesla and Leonardo Davinci

Friedrich Nietzsche and Albert Camus... or God

Ya, God and Nietzsche. Cuz, damn, that'd be funny

Ya leonardo davinci is good, and Sun Tsu :D

Joseph Campbell and Leonard Bernstein

I dunno about you, but i think id lose my apetite after watching gengis khan eat

personally i would have to say Friedrich Nietzsche and Siddhartha Gautama(Buddha)

Edit: pr0f3n beat me to Nietzsche, but whatever

Robert A. Heinlein and Kenneth Kesey.

Awesome. Does Tretiak speak English or Craig speak Russian? I wouldn't mind sitting in on that conversation.

Ok, if I had to pick two of my own I'd pick Bill Hicks and Noam Chomsky. And yes, I know Chomsky is still alive.

Al Davis and my creator.