Redkneck Laptop
 

Sweet - you can do squats while playing. I know that sub weighs a ton.

He needs a big wireless antenna with an orange flag on it.

fighting ... urge ... to ... shoot ... him

why does someone do something like this that can only garner a few moments of amusement? god, this guy must be bored.
i think that it's a safe assumption that this has no higher purpose.

thats too funny. unfortunately its probably something that i would've done with my friends back in HS.

He's missing a generator - he's not truly portable.

looks like something my uncle would try to do...he married into the family

he better have one hell of a long extension cord