Guess What Is In Spleen's Pants (Game)
 

The Rules:
Ask Questions. As many as you like. I will tell you YES, or NO (and variants of the two)

Guess What Is In My Pants. I will tell you YES, or NO (and variants of the two)
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Should anyone get it right, I will put something else in my pants. Pictures will be posted as you get them correct. :D
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I will delete posts that have nothing to do with the game. SO NO SPAMMING
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READY????

Spleen puts something in his pants

your hand?
:p

arie:
No, it is not my hand, although it will be down there sooner or later.

A hamster?

cheese?

your legs...

WK:
There is no hamster in my pants. They were there before, but there is no hamster now.

Onodrim:
Why would I have cheese in my pants?
(besides the obvious reason, it cures warts)

Uncle Phil:
My legs are always in my pants. I put SOMETHING ELSE in my pants. :)

The keg the hamsters were in... Is that still in your pants?

$4.11....no you found another dime diggin' so it's $4.21

A key is a common thing to put in your pants, so I'm gonna go with a stale chocolate easter bunny from last year.

a toy car?

Is it a badger? I hope it's not a badger.

Based on the convo in chat, is it WK?

Just look at his avatar, it is so obvious! A dancing kitty!

WK:
I took the keg out, and the hamsters too. There is no keg in my pants.

flyman:
I have no money. I'm a poor bastard.

genka:
I don't celebrate easter, and I don't eat bunnies :)

liquid_dreams:
Why have a toy car when I drive the real thing? Nope.

fhqwhgads:
No badger, they scare me.

spectre:
WK is NOT in my pants (yet)

HeyAgain:
No kitty cat right now. I might squish it.

Tant:
I AM a slab of beef. Man-beef. :) Nope, that is not it.

What type of store would an individual visit in order to buy an item similar to what you have in your pants?

Are you horny? Do you like wearing pants in hot weather? Are you in a fridge? Do you have to take your pants off to remove whatever's in there? Is the object removable? ;-)

Tant:
Yes, it probably is soft. Although depending on circumstances, it could be hard. (not likely though)

HeyAgain:
There is only one place that this item came from, and it is not likely to be sold there again.

oberon:
I am always horny.
I like to wear shorts, unless it is cold, so no
Why would I suffocate myself in a fridge? No.
I didn't have to take my pants off to put it in, so I'm pretty sure I don't have to take them off.
Yes, the object is removable.

Tant:
It is NOT green.
It has eyes.
I hope its not licking.
It has hair.

Is it an animal? Is it a cat or dog?

Could it be a removable Pee-pee/Wee-wee with straps??

Tant:
Like I told Phil, whatever is always in my pants (figuratively, not literally) is NOT it. I put SOMETHING ELSE in my pants.

oberon:
Yes, it is an animal :)

HeyAgain:
What? No.

Tant:
Consolidate all your questions into one post please. You can always go back and edit it if I haven't answered the questions yet. And it is NOT a pocket pussy. (where can you buy one of those anyway? :D )

A POTATO!

It has hair, so it can't be slithery or otherwise similar to snakes, lizards, fish, etc. right? Does it have a particular fur coloring? Just to be sure, it is a live animal, right? Is it a monkey? Is it commonly found in the jungle or in a pet shop or both?

how heavy is the object?
was it meant to be placed within someone's pants?
do you enjoy having this object placed within your pants?
when did you get this object?

RenegadeSoul:
Although it may be said that the environment in my pants could grow potatoes... NO.

oberon:
Right. Not a snake, lizard, fish.
Yes, it has a particular fur coloring, although it may change.
It is alive and breathing.
Not a monkey, don't need more than one monkey in my pants.
Generally not found in the jungle, or a petshop, or both.

Tant:
It is not a bird, dog, or a mouse.
It makes noise
It makes noise that is generally made by things of its type.
It eats food.

HeyAgain:
Yes, it weighs something. Heavy, light?
In one way, yes. It was made to be in someone's pants.
I don't really like it there, but a home, is a home, is a home.
I got the object now. Thats all you need to know.

YES/NO questions only.

I'm guess it's nothing... It's all a trick.

A roll of quarters?

A fruit bat?

A piece of pastry?
A warm apple pie?

WK:
No. It is definitely something.

Krycheck:
Not a roll of quarters. Besides, I don't NEED a roll of quarters. :)

homerhop:
ewww, why would I want a homosexual bat in my pants? Nope.

Tant:
It is not a gerbil or related to a mouse. Its just not very rodent-y at all.

HeyAgain:
Didn't someone say keg already?
And I thought we all decided it was alive...

is it a ferret?

Tant:
Not a virtua pet, those things suck anyway.

oberon:
try reading what I wrote above. not a rodent.

Is it a human being?

is it a potato?

Is it George W. Bush?

THE ANSWER!!
 

HeyAgain got it right in the chatroom. Huzzah!!!

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Spleen puts something else in his pants now

Tant:
It is not edible. Or at least we, as humans have not ate one before.
It has a particular color.
I hope it doesn't drool, it would seriously suck.
No pecker here.
Has a specific shape, but I'm pretty unsure on the smell and flavor.

Is it a cactus?

is it an electric hair dryer?

I'm going with chia pet. is it a chia pet shaped like Ronald Regan?

KWSN:
It is not a cactus. That would seriously hurt

Sion:
Not a hair dryer. My pubes are dry enough, thanks.

Greyeyes:
Not a chia pet, nor is it ronald regan shaped.

a stool...

Does it vibrate ??

Whats in you pocketesss you say?

Is it my prescccciouussss ??? :P

A small Gold Ring?

is it a glass of milk?

UnclePhil:
If I don't make it to the bathroom, I might have stool in my pants. But this time? No.

CrazyCousinJim:
It moves, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't vibrate. Well, unless its trying to do something special.

Bones:
Has legs
Didn't someone ask if you can eat it? I'm not sure, no one has really tried.
And its not a moosecock.

Scapegoat:
Hehe, its not your precious, or a gold ring. :) and if it was, why would I give it to you?

liquiddreams:
It is not a glass of milk.

Is it an ostrich?

BONES GOT IT RIGHT!!!!

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spleen puts something else in his pants

Does it breathe?

KWSN:
Yes, it breathes. And it likes the smell of my pants too ;)

Does it have a tongue?

KWSN:
Yes, it has a tongue. Mmmmm, it has a tongue....

Is it an animal?
Is it a human being?
Is it alive?
Is it a real life object not like your last object?
Do you find yourself aroused having this object in your pants?
Is putting objects in your pants while you are wearing your pants a fetish for you?

Heyagain:
Yes it is an animal
Yes it is a human being
Yes it is alive
It is definitely a real life object. Pikachu is a real life object by the way. It exists as a cartoon, toy, stuffed animal, etc.
I am aroused with it in my pants. Why wouldn't I be?
It is not a fetish. It is a way to pass the time.

It is a human being?
Is this human being a male?
Is this human being a celebrity? If so, is he/she washed up?
Is this human being a politician? If so, is he/she serving in office currently?
Is this human being an athlete? If so, is he/she a team player or likes to play sports by him/herself?

Heyagain:
You already aske if it is a human being.
It is not male
It can be considered a celebrity, and it is not washed up.
It is definitely not a celebrity, so it would also not be in office cuurently
It IS considered an athlete. Definitely a teamplayer.

Is it Tammi/Sophie/Sasha Saint???

If not, is it some other model?

If not, has it appeared in any popular films?

it's a playboy bunny.

it's an iguana

KWSN:
It is not Tammi, Sophie, or Sasha Saint. It would be nice to have them there, but they are not.
It has modeled before.
It has appeared in a/some/many popular film

flyman:
It is not a playboy bunny, although it may have become one before and I am not aware of it.

wrkime:
It is not an iguana. They Bite ;)

Bones:
It is still not WK

is it Nina Hartley?

nah, I'll bet its Jenna Haze, or maybe Gauge.

Anna Kourna Kova (not sure on the spelling)


Eh?

Sion:
Nope. It is not Nina Harley, or Jenna Haze, or the freaky girl Gauge. And just a note - I don't want Gauge in my pants. She scares me.

i know i know....it's a golden retriever

flyman:
I already said it was a human being.

Is it Anna Kourna Kova Damnit?

Terresqueu:
It is not Anna Kournakova. And she has Enrique cooties.

has this human ever appeared in porn?

Sion:
I'm pretty sure it hasen't. But it hasn't stopped other people from dressing up at it for porn.

Ooh Ooh! Is it your wife/girlfriend?

Terresqueu:
I'm completely unattached at the moment.

Was she ever on a popular TV series?
Does she play basketball, soccer, or hockey (field or ice)?
Has she ever won an olympic medal before?
Is she married? If so, is he an athlete or a celebrity?

Heyagain:
It probably appeared on a TV series.
DOesn't play any of the sports you mentioned, although it might play it in its spare time.
Hasn't won an olympic medal before.
It probably is married. In fact, I'm pretty sure it is. And I know that it is married to athletes, and/or celbrities.

Brooke Shields, perhaps?

or perhaps Brookes bushy eyebrows?

KWSN:
NEIN! Et Ez Naught Brooke Shields!!

bundy:
I thought she shaved those things off. Oh well, its not her eyebrows.