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galaxygirl 04-28-2003 04:38 PM

What are you wearing?


The donkey ate it.

Binder 04-28-2003 08:45 PM

where's my hat?


a pile of assorted shoelaces.

mrsandman 04-28-2003 08:54 PM

Q: This spaghetti is mighty chewy, what does it taste like to you?




A: Laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling.

zaiaz 04-29-2003 05:21 AM

How do you like having sex with monkeys?



Postit notes.

redravin40 04-29-2003 07:23 AM

What did you write your term paper on that it was two weeks late?


Minature goats, soft, fluffy sheep and beanie babies.

jmf1234 04-29-2003 08:04 PM

Q. What is New Zealand made out of?

A. the panther

Quadraton 04-29-2003 08:13 PM

Q: Who did you like better? Inspector Clouseau, or the Pink Panther?

A: The damn thing took a bite out of me.

pazza 04-30-2003 03:18 AM

Q: How was your krusty burger?
(/simpsons reference)

A: I couldnt beleive it was so big!!

Fly 04-30-2003 03:27 AM

Q:so....what did you think about that?

A:the old ladies up the block.

redravin40 04-30-2003 07:46 AM

Who did you have the orgy with?

four inches longer then average.

Spinach_Indeed 04-30-2003 10:54 AM

Q: On a Guess, how long is your Wonder Weasel?

A: Diet Coke, Judy Garland and the cast of "Perfect Strangers"

Eviltree 04-30-2003 04:23 PM

Q: so, what did you put in your pants today?

A:I dunno, it just felt right.

jmf1234 04-30-2003 05:26 PM

Q. Why did you violate that golf club?

A. Up Main Street, then take a left.

mrsandman 04-30-2003 09:13 PM

Q: Where can I find your local Democratic Party Headquarters?





A: I just hung in there until it was all over.

oberon 04-30-2003 09:38 PM

Q: How'd you handle being sucked dry?

A: He had George W. Bush in his pants.

mrsandman 05-05-2003 03:35 AM

Q: What gave you the idea that the Speaker of the House was THAT influential?



A: A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.

Quadraton 05-06-2003 07:42 PM

Q: Why did you just crush that beer can on your head?

A: I don't know, but I think it likes you.

GakFace 05-06-2003 09:23 PM

Q: Did the Anaconda just get in my pants?

A: Well If thats the way its gotta be, do it; just run like hell.

bender 05-07-2003 12:11 PM

Q: Do you think that I should go and kick the 6'6" guy in the nards for talking to her.


A: that parrot is deceased

mrsandman 05-07-2003 07:08 PM

Q: What a smart bird, is he reading that newspaper?




A: I have to do it when I first get up, or I don't do it at all.

sierra2774 05-10-2003 11:50 AM

Q: Do you ever masturbate?

A: I like the taste of it, but cannot stand the smell.

Fly 05-11-2003 06:03 AM

Q: do you like to give oral sex?

A:$6.95 plus fucking sales tax.

splck 05-11-2003 06:23 AM

Q: How much did you pay for your ukelele flyman?
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif

A: I don't know, I was really drunk at the time.

Fly 05-11-2003 06:42 AM

Q: now why would you put that pic of me up there?

A: past the barn,up the hill,then hang a right.

dankitti 05-11-2003 06:52 AM

q: how do i get to moocow rave where the moocows are dancing to techno moo-sic?

a: lots of pie, naked ladies with large breasts, spinach, oh and it was on the moon.

Quadraton 05-11-2003 05:23 PM

Q: Did you hear about that disease that causes people to speak complete giberish?

A: It's nothing a little super glue won't cure.

greyeyes 05-11-2003 05:34 PM

Q: my balls keep falling off; what should I do?





A: old pansies and my trousers.

Quiggles 05-11-2003 05:37 PM

Q. what exactly did you put in that pie?


A. I thought the bleeding would stop if i put some butter on it

DEI37 05-11-2003 06:03 PM

Why did you apply butter to your nose?

Sex

mirevolver 05-11-2003 08:00 PM

Q: What's your favorite pastime?



A: That's the way I planned it.

Mario 05-12-2003 05:36 AM

Q. So while you were in Las Vegas, you lost all your money and had sex with a one legged prostitute?

A. Well nobody told me that's what you were supposed to do with it.

Quadraton 05-12-2003 02:11 PM

Q: You do realize that pill was meant to be swallowed, and not used as a suppository? No, no, don't swallow it now!!

A: That's why I had to run away.

JadziaDax 05-12-2003 02:21 PM

Q. Could it have been the horrible stench coming from the bathroom after you were done in there?




A. a banana, the Washington Monument, a cannon.

DEI37 05-12-2003 02:53 PM

What are things as big as my dick?

Man, if only they'd have told me that, I wouldn't have jumped off that cliff!

galaxygirl 05-12-2003 03:12 PM

Q: What is the law of gravity?


A:Where is the telephone?

maximusveritas 05-12-2003 03:21 PM

Q: Why won't you stop asking me where the telephone is?

A: Yeah, when hell freezes over!

Spinach_Indeed 05-12-2003 03:21 PM

Q: What's your opinion on people who dodges questions by changing the subjecy?

A: Bugs Bunny in that Girl Bunny Outfit

-late post-

jets 05-12-2003 06:16 PM

Q: What turn's yer crank?

A: A can opener with a bucket of chicken.

l_o_c 05-12-2003 06:25 PM

Q: How do I open this corn, and what's for the rest of dinner?

A: 42 small minded wrestling fans.

Quadraton 05-12-2003 06:41 PM

Q: How many people did Brett "The Hitman" Hart fall on?
/ Going to Hell, apologies in advance

A: I'll ask Satan that once I get there.


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