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rammed his thick juicy sirloin tip steak into Moolag's smallish yet round little
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ear canal, which had an interesting way of grabbing onto flyman so that
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all of their fans could enjoy this twisted, foul coupling. Kirsten Dunst
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didst haveth a niceth racketh in Spider-Man. Gordon, flyman and bundy would definitely
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agree grandma got runover by a reindeer. "Christmas songs give me herpes
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lamented Fremen, "Not one of them mentions anything about moths." Meanwhile, Astrocloud was
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hunting koi with a broomstick. Unbeknownst to him, the trick to catching them
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is getting their attention. With dynamite. Koi make good companions. They are very
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tasty companions, especially when sautéed in butter and fried up cajun style. Jedi
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ate too much and decided to suicide using a long silver plastic sword
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that made slashing sounds when ... slashed. "Salud!" Said the king crab from Istanbul..
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as he slathered himself in thousand island dressing and ran headlong into the
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open manhole in the middle of the street in the Lower East Side
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The "open manhole" was of course a male orifice. It belonged to a
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certain British Columbian known as 'flyman'. Now, this shady individual usually dressed in
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burlap bags since hemp clothing was ungodly expensive. He carried a device that
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allowed him to seduce uncommonly attractive women such as Moolag and Cameron Diaz,
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but using the device made his elbow mutate into a pretzel. Being a
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paragon of cleanliness, flyman made Moolag and Cameron Diaz perform the Michigan Sling
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completely lubed from head to toe (including bundy) in cooking oil, and inside
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a fifty-five gallon drum of Cheeto dust. "Well, at least Moolag tastes like
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sweet marinated chicken,¨ said Cameron, who had just feasted on MOolaGs split intestines.
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Gordon was appalled at Moolags' Cheeto dust death, but he was happy for
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the residents of California who just had the car tax lowered thanks to
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Bones, who schizzolated that bill and summarily left the TFP in pursuit of
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McGriddles, or any other possible outcome for his MCG acronym. He was missed
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and silently transformed into grinning spirit... yet to reappear in the tfp. The
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memory of Bones henceforth lived on in the shape of Air45, who we
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ritualisticly carried above our heads on spears, until flyman fired up the bonfire
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and we tossed that sorry assed bastard right on in that big 'ol....
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bonfire without even taking the spears out of his ass. Birds of Prey
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then began to peck at his eyeballs......and every other oriface that was
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not already filled with a foreign object. When the bonfire burned down, flyman
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and his band of RCMP fetched Bones' body out of the ash. "Blah blah,
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust... whatever!¨ cried the masses. They couldn´t care
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less what bones put in his butt -or even if he was a
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little chopped up and strewn over flymans' 'tobacco' crop to use as fertilizer.
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Astrocloud announced to the gathered masses that he intended to masturbate for 100
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million dollars -the sum was to be paid by bundy's mom upon orgasm
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which is expected to produce enough semen to feed several under-developed nations
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for about two seconds. Astrocloud needed the cash to pay Michael Jackson's bail,
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because astrocloud has been hiding the dark secret that he is really Michael's
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former pet chimp, Bubbles. He was swept up in guilt, even though Michael
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was a terrible owner and never let Bubbles (Astrocloud) on the internet. Fremen
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had a better idea: clone Jacko using a DNA sample scraped from the
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inside of Bubbles rotting mouth. All of a sudden, TAFKAP appeared, and demanded
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to know who was responsible for making such a mess in the kitchen!
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Bubbles (Astrocloud) shreiked! It was a primal shriek. Bundy and Moolag were giggling...
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with delight as Cameron Diaz and Kirsten Dunst licked their feet, and sucked
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the grime out of their gold toe socks. "Man, those chicks can sure
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please anything!¨ cried MOolag, after the girls turned their attention to Bundy. PJ
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was in shock because Moolag had died in Cheeto dust, but now seemed
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mushy and rotting. Little did everyone know but this was the key to
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the Voynich Manuscript, which turned out to be about McGriddles. Moolag's corpse resembled
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a shriveled sun-dried tomato, that had been left out in the hot tuscan sun
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for just a bit too long. Bundy told the girls he had enough..........
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of eating McGriddles, and wanted to spinkle his beloved sister's ashes on lasagna
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but tubesteak was the dish tonight, and noone would ruin that with some
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incestuous cannibalism or other shenanigans. Bundy bent over the dinner table. His ripe
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McNuggets were there for the taking! flyman had to have them. So he
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leapt over the balcony and landed, Spiderman style, onto the table where Bundy
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was enjoying a bong and a blintz with several close friends. flyman slipped
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into something a little more revealing, then joined the green party. The Lasagne
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in Canada and nowhere near him. He picked up his fishing rod and
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Canada's isolationist lasagna policy. He arrived at dusk, greeted by the scent of
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himself, and Gordon agreed; they both wanted counselling so bad... and Psychriatric Associates
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fumbled with fishing poles and domestic beer. Patiently waiting in the limousine were
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many good fishing poles and domestic beers, the fish present were flabergasted. -Without
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the juice of 1000 henchmen, the fish stood no chance against doom itself.
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Yet Chingal0, there in his grave -couldn't suck the juice out of his
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friend Astrocoud's [fishing] rod. Try as he might, he just couldn't suck like
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paddyjoe had shown him while they were in the seventh grade together.So.....
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flyman showed them how to do it. He demonstrated on a large cylindrical
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...can of Australian beer. After vomiting from the taste and masturbating over roadkill...
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consisting of vermin, Vermin decided he needed to stop having wet dreams about
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astrocould paddyjoe and myself sucking weiner. Leave that to the clowns in Zanzibar.
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Ahh yes, Zanzibar. Where flyman and bundy finally swam naked with the Vienna
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tabernacle choir.OUI,OUI said bundy as flyman proceeded to spit water out.....
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while strapping young hunks sang a chorus of flyman's theme music. Pizza disturbs
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bundys delicate little tummy, especially since flyman was caught wanking on it.
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Bundys tummy was only delicate because it was attached to dead MoOlag,
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MoOlag's body was now so soft that bundy could scrape off the old
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barnacle that was Moolag and enjoy himself with her grieving friend, Cameron Diaz.
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Unfortunately, she just laughed bundy off saying, "you smell like fly jizz, so
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just jump in the shower, and i´ll be there in a second.¨ PJ
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was upset about all the hullaballo concerning flyman,bundy and this mo0lag caracter.......
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so he decided to take a vacation to the Bahamas to clear his
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throat.....seeing as how it was full of the after party effects from........
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too many cell block C swingers parties. While he was in his hotel
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Jerry Garcia popped in to say hello, catching bundy off guard. "I'm tucking
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my shirts into my underdrawers now, cause my old pal bundy always tries
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to rip my shirt off and go for my man-boobs. "Fuck! His hands
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fell off as he shook violently from the frozen hotdog that grazed his
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teeth. He hated that. Someone would pay! But who? Or whom? I don't
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know who air45 is, but he has infected half of the nonsense forum...
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with smiles of sex that he can to ply the female peoples with
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promises of incontinence, unlike bundy, who never pees on a date. Instead he
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holds it untill the date is over. This is how Niagra Falls got.........
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saturated one weekend. Unfortunately for flyman, he was blamed for the whole mess.
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