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paddyjoe 01-19-2008 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
.......now you're starting a fucking club without me.......

Ok, ok......here's a club that is just your speed...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1200770263


Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
F-L-Y-M-A-N
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
F-L-Y-M-A-N

Flyman!!

Flyman!!

Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree!
F-L-Y-M-A-N

Mickey Mouse club
We'll have fun
We'll be new faces
High! High! High! High!

We'll do things and
We'll go places
All around the world
We'll go marching

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
F-L-Y-M-A-N
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
F-L-Y-M-A-N

Flyman!!

Flyman!!

Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree!
F-L-Y-M-A-N


Ya big rat! I'll bet you already have the hat.........:lol:

uncle phil 01-19-2008 12:11 PM

shoot, pj, i dug up that song from two or three years ago before i realized you already "sang" it...

sorry, buddy...

Fly 01-19-2008 02:26 PM

yeah................so what if i have the fucking hat!!!!!!

uncle phil 01-20-2008 12:58 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
You Shook Me
Led Zeppelin


You know you shook me.
You shook me all night long.
You know you shook me.
You shook me all night long.
You shook me so hard baby.
Baby’ baby’ please come home.

I have a bird that whistles
and I have birds that sing.
I have a bird that whistles
and I have birds that sing.
I have a baby’ won’t do nothing
...oh’ buy a diamond ring.

I said you shook me baby.
You shook me all night long.
I said you shook me baby.
You shook me all night long.
You shook me so hard’ baby.
You shook me all night long.


uncle phil 01-21-2008 01:14 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
Mac Davis


Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can


Fly 01-21-2008 01:26 PM

wadda ya' tryin' to tell me uncle mystro?



hahahhhahhaha




........and go away joe................cheater.

paddyjoe 01-21-2008 02:13 PM

:lol:

ya dick

:lol:

Fly 01-21-2008 06:30 PM

see.............you can't fucking resist can you........????



you'll always be my bitch baby............:D








dood.....glad you liked the tunes......thank you...:thumbsup:

paddyjoe 01-22-2008 05:41 AM

the tunes are sweet, bro. the little flies are gonna be hot stuff.......

uncle phil 01-24-2008 03:34 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Uncle Ernie (from Tommy)
The Who

I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie;
I'm glad you won't see or hear me,
As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.
Your mother left me here to mind you,
And I'm doing exactly what I bleedin' well want to,
Fiddling about, fiddling about, fiddle about.
Down with your bedclothes,
Up with your nightshirt.
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.
You won't "shite"
As I fiddle "abite."
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.


paddyjoe 01-25-2008 03:43 PM



Canadian Mounted, baby
Police force at work
Red and black
It's their color scheme
Get their man
In the end
It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............Ah yeah my honies know it's all right
It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............Ah yeah baby knows it's all right
You'd kill, you'd maim....Ah, c'mon kill 'em
You'd kill, you'd maim....Look out

C'mon my husky

Frontenac Chateau baby
I cross the frontier at ten
I got a whip in my hand, baby
And a girl or a husky
At leather's end

It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............Ah yeah baby knows it's all right
It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............Yeah baby yeah it's all right
You'd kill, you'd maim....Ah, c'mon kill 'em now
You'd kill, you'd maim

Hornswoop me bungo pony on dogsled on ice
Make a dash for freedom baby
Don't skate on polar ice
It's too think to be sliced
By the light
Of long and white polar nights

It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............Yeah baby knows it's all right
It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............It's all right
It's all right............Yeah knows it's all right
You'd kill, you'd maim....Ah, c'mon kill 'em now
You'd kill, you'd maim....Maim 'em too
Ah, break it up

uncle phil 01-28-2008 02:20 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
John Lee Hooker


One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
Hey mister bartender come here
I want another drink and I want it now

My baby she gone, she been gone two night
I ain't seen my baby since night before last
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

(Spoken)
And then I sit there, gettin' high, mellow
Knocked out, feeling good and by the time
I looked on the wall at the old clock on the wall
By that time, it was ten thirty daddy

I looked down the bar, at the bartender
He said, "Now what do you want Johnny?"

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

Well my baby she gone, she been gone two night
I ain't seen my baby since night before last
I wanna get drunk till I'm off of my mind
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

(Spoken)
And I sat there, gettin' high, stoned
Knocked out, and by the time
I looked on the wall, at the old clock again
And by that time, it was a quarter to two

Last call for alcohol, I said,
Hey mister bartender, what do you want?"

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer


uncle phil 01-29-2008 03:36 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Friends in Low Places (Live Version)
Garth Brooks

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one you thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said "Honey we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain"
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)
Well I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high as that ivory tower
That you're livin' in
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
EVERYBODY!
I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
(SPOKEN)
(Pause)
What?!?!
(Pause)
You guys... already know what's comin', don't ya?
And ya know what... you're right.
You're exactly right. What would a Garth Live album
be without the live version of Friends In Low Places?
Because it's only here where you can find that
mysterious third verse that goes on the end of that
song. But, does anybody know the words to that
verse? That's what I wanna know.
Well, in that case I think the friends in low places
should sing that third verse.
This outta be good.
Alright, here we go...
(SUNG BY CROWD)
Well I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then I've been there before
Everything's alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just wait till I finish this glass
And sweet little lady
I'll head back to the bar
GIVE IT TO ME!!!
And you can kiss my ass!
(SUNG BY GARTH)
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Guess I'll slip on down to the Oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
NOW IT'S ALL YOU GUYS
(SUNG BY CROWD)
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
(SUNG BY GARTH)
I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Guess I'll slip on down to the Oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
Honey, I've got friends in low places...


Ourcrazymodern? 01-29-2008 07:05 PM

"...hello, hello?
I'm in a place called vertigo"

Fly 01-29-2008 10:23 PM

wow..........busy as beavers in here.


that'd be Canadian beavers too eh..........:D



thanks fellas.........good stuff as always.

paddyjoe 01-30-2008 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
that'd be Canadian beavers too eh..........:D

How in the hell do you know they're Canadian? They all have mulletts?!?

Fly 01-30-2008 07:12 AM

the beavers up here shave joe.....:D

paddyjoe 01-31-2008 06:34 AM

I hope those drunken bush pilots at least leave a landing strip.........:D

uncle phil 01-31-2008 01:10 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Rock And Roll
Led Zeppelin


It's been a long time since I Rock and Rolled,
It's been a long time since I did the Stroll.
Ooh, let me get it back, let me get it back,
Let me get it back, baby, where I come from.
It's been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yes it has.
It's been a long time since the book of love,
I can't count the tears of a life with no love.
Carry me back, carry me back,
Carry me back, baby, where I come from.
It's been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight,
Making vows that just can't work right.
Open your arms, opens your arms,
Open your arms, baby, let my love come running in.
It's been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.


uncle phil 02-04-2008 01:32 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Bob
Weird Al Yankovic

I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog


Fly 02-04-2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
I hope those drunken bush pilots at least leave a landing strip.........:D




but of course..........:D



phil..........as always man..........i freakin' love Zeppelin :thumbsup:


*this is good too,thanks bro..........while i was mixing tracks this morning,i fucking deleted my buddy's mandolin solos we recorded yesterday.......what a fuckin' knob!!!!

:grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:

paddyjoe 02-05-2008 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
what a fuckin' knob!!!!

FINALLY.......pretty much repeating what we've all known for years!

Fly 02-05-2008 06:22 AM

yup.....in comes that Bastard joe to kick me while i'm down...


thanks joe

paddyjoe 02-05-2008 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
Bastard joe

thinkin of making this my user name..........:D

uncle phil 02-05-2008 08:20 AM

he started calling me that too, pj...


Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
this thread would like to thank uncle mystro for the reminder of how freakin' cold it is outside.........



(as you know phil,normally i'd save this for joe but....)



*Bastard*


paddyjoe 02-05-2008 08:39 AM

Bastard Joe

&

Bastard Phil

Well, I guess in the perfect flyman world..........:shakehead:

Fly 02-05-2008 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
thinkin of making this my user name..........:D



yeah well............

..........maybe you should.:thumbsup:


Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
he started calling me that too, pj...


it's cuz i care phil.........:thumbsup:


Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Bastard Joe

&

Bastard Phil

Well, I guess in the perfect flyman world..........:shakehead:



no such thing as perfect........other than you changing your handle to Bastard Joe.......:icare:

uncle phil 02-05-2008 01:15 PM

http://eagles-seven-bridges-road-liv...7339&id=617339


Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Seven Bridges Road
Eagles (live)

There are stars
In the Southern sky
Southward as you go
There is moonlight
And moss in the trees
Down the Seven Bridges Road

Now I have loved you like a baby
Like some lonesome child
And I have loved you in a tame way
And I have loved you wild

Sometimes there's a part of me
Has to turn form here and go
Running like a child from these warm stars
Down the Seven Bridges Road

There are stars in the Southern sky
And if ever you decide
You should go
There is a taste of time sweetened honey
Down the Seven Bridges Road


Fly 02-05-2008 10:43 PM

i ain't burnin' no bridges phil...........


.........thanks for the tune man.

........can those boys ever harmonize eh?

paddyjoe 02-06-2008 04:24 AM

JOHN HIATT

Master Of Disaster


Close one there
Choking in clean underwear
Bleeding tongue
Eight ball pounding in my lungs
Ship to shore
I can't see the coastline anymore
I shouldn't be here
I thought I made that loud and clear

But the master of disaster
Gets tangled in his telecaster
He can't play it any faster
When he plays the blues
When he had the heart to ask her
And every note just shook the plaster
Now he's just a mean old bastard
When he plays the blues

China town
Chasing that old dragon down
Madam Wong's
We play the blues with the curtains drawn
Sidewalks of white
While the LA sun beat out the night
Pounding brain
My last transmission down the drain

And the master of disaster
Gets tangled in his telecaster
He can't play it any faster
When he plays the blues
When he had the heart to ask her
And every note just shook the plaster
Now he's just a mean old bastard
When he plays the blues

There's a debt I owe
I'll never pay before I go
So I sing the blues
Hand me down my walking shoes
You're in my heart
Though we may be miles apart
There's my point
I'll see you in another joint

When the master of disaster
Gets tangled in his telecaster
He can't play it any faster
When he plays the blues
When he had the heart to ask her
And every note just shook the plaster
Now he's just a mean old bastard
When he plays the blues

Fly 02-06-2008 09:36 PM

joe.....john hiatt kicks man......good score.



:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:








and this is the ticket eh....


"Now he's just a mean old bastard"



:D

Ourcrazymodern? 02-07-2008 07:07 PM

This fluid being
Seems unseeing
But you can feel the love.

Our feelings, hurt,
make us spout dirt,
but still you feel the love.

I felt something;
Pretended more things,
and I felt some love.

I wanted you,
you needed me.
We had each other
when we were free.

Fly 02-07-2008 08:33 PM

OCM dude.....that yours?


pretty damn cool if so.

uncle phil 02-08-2008 01:39 PM


(this has got to be one of the best vids ever...)


Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
You Can Leave Your Hat On
Joe Cocker

Baby
take off your coat
real slow.
Take off your shoes
I’ll take off your shoes
Baby, take off your dress
yes
yes
yes.
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Go on over there
Turn on the light
no
all the lights.

Come over here
stand on that chair
yeah, that’s right.
Raise your arms in the air
now shake ‘em.
You give me reason to live - you give me reason to live
You give me reason to live - you give me reason to live

Sweet darling - you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Baby - you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on - you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on.

Suspicious minds are talkin? they’re tryin?to tear us apart !
They don’t believe that it is love of mine -
They don’t know what love is - they don’t know what love is
They don’t know what love is - they don’t know what love is
I know what love is !

There ain’t no way - you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on - you can leave your hat on
Give me the reason to live - you can leave your hat on!


jewels 02-08-2008 01:45 PM

I still think that's one of the sexiest movie scenes ever. And the refrigerator scene, too. Very sexy.

Fly 02-08-2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

(this has got to be one of the best vids ever...)



hell yeah..........kim bassinger is sweet.............:thumbsup:



mickey's the shit too but hey,i'm a dude.

uncle phil 02-09-2008 10:54 AM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

China Grove
Doobie Brothers


When the sun comes up on a sleepy little town
down around San Antone
and the folks are risin' for another day
'round about their homes.
The people of the town are strange
and they're proud of where they came.

Well, you're talkin' 'bout China Grove, wo, oh, oh,
oh, China Grove.

Well, the preacher and the teacher,
Lord, they're a caution, they are the talk of the town.
When the gossip gets to flyin' and they ain't lyin';
when the sun goes fallin' down.
They say that the father's insane
and dear Missus Perkin's a game.

We're talkin' 'bout the China Grove, wo, oh, oh,
oh, China Grove.

But ev'ryday there's a new thing comin',
the ways of an oriental view.
The sheriff and his buddies
with their samurai swords,
you can even hear the music at night.
And though it's part of the Lone Star State
people don't seem to care,
they just keep on lookin' to the East.

Talkin' 'bout the China Grove, oh, China Grove.


paddyjoe 02-10-2008 07:26 AM

Outstanding!!

The flyman finally realizes his place with his true brothers:

The Lollipop Guild....



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1202657046

uncle phil 02-10-2008 03:58 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
(speaking of ZZ Top...)

La Grange

Rumour sprendin' a-'round in that Texas town
'bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.

Have mercy.

A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.

Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
and the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night,
but now I might be mistaken.
hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Have mercy.


Fly 02-11-2008 02:57 AM

don't you have anything better to do joe?


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