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Animal Porn
Last night I witnessed many horrible, horrible things. I saw a mouse mate with another mouse, then run off and literally drag a poor mouse out of her home and rape her! Oh it was terrible! The way he just... used her!
Then I saw a praying mantis eat her mate's head! Even with his head missing the poor guy kept right on going! I saw a fish mate and then kill! I saw an elephant mass murder some poor tadpoles for pure pleasure! Oh the things I saw... |
you had quite an evening, eh?
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Did you go to the zoo?
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me and the wife..........i just call her margaret for shits and giggles
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDUA...44548982224024 |
thats life.. glad my woman isnt a black widow
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Oh, how terrible! Must've been very traumatic for you! I'm sorry, hunny!
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Did you have to pay to see these things? Did they happen in your home, in a dream, or were you watching "educational television"? I'm assuming these things weren't seen on the web, no links.
Didn't know elephants had it in for tadpoles. Interesting. |
It was on the Animal Planet channel. Oh the horror!
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on your own home channel? Im so sorry!!
you will probably need all sorts of counseling for the rest of your life... |
I just saw horses mating... on MSNBC..
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You better turn off your T.V. You don't want to start a bad habit of masturbating to animal planet................ ummmmm not that I have .... or anything like that...... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh......... nevermind.
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We used to have a cat that ate mice and then regurgitated them on the back porch.
Sometimes whole Sometimes they must have been a bit tasty cause they would be in there for a few days and it was just bones and stuff when it came out. Either way Up they would come. Oh and flyman Bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Kind of ridiculous isn't it:
Our own species mating is called obscene, dirty, pornography, and our children are taught not too watch. Other species mating and we throw it on in primetime on a channel geared toward children. No wonder doggie-style is so popular and guys always want to hit it from behind. |
Yeah good point.
But considering Elephants have no choice in position then I reckon that it should be called Elephant style. I knew this girl once.......................... Doesn't matter. |
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how about a bed of fresh lettuce? I'm certain McD's could serve itup "elephant style" if you like...
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bored huh?
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Alsos LMAO.... |
Boy that is disgusting!!
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