Wrong. It can't be exactly an hour until you have to leave for work. Maybe an hour and some seconds, or milliseconds, or even nanoseconds... but certainly not "an hour".

My computer lamp is black.

I say your wrong....... Your computer dosent have a lamp, you bought a lamp to use at your computer area..... and another thing, It looks dark blue to me.




yikes I had to edit because I forgot to post a fact!

no you did post a fact with the computer lamp responce.

my frogs hate it when i clean their tank.

froggy, crawl out of the puddle...your frogs only hate it when you put your icky hand in their tank...


the secret number is 193...

uncle phil, i've never seen anybody wrong more often than you. Obviously, the secret number is 69.


The Devils are getting their asses beat right now

Actually, they just lost a hockey game, there were no spankings given during the game.

The Chicago Cubs were victorious against the New York Yankees in today's baseball game.

its just a small battle in a long war... therefore is of no significance


I started a working a job today

no you had a job now for years

apple computers are bad because it takes companies too long converting Good games to work on any apple computers.

bzzzt, wrong. There are no good games anymore. It's all just retreads of the good games they used to make, back when they cared.

Wil Wheatons webpage is http://www.wilwheaton.net

Actually, that is the written way to write the IP address of his site (which is more absolute that the DNS)



Frog can't get over the fact that I like Macs...

No, Frog's already forgotten all about it, so you are wrong, sir.

I could drown in Cheeto powder!

Nope... you couldn't get enough... that's like a million bags... and I doubt you are rich (if you are, send me money)



Women can be extremely frustrating...

mac, you miss the point (as always)...women can be extremely SATISFYING...


steering wheels are circular in shape...

actually... the steering wheel is a form... not so much a shape...


water is H2O

wrong H2O is water


you weigh more on earth than you do on the moon

you weigh the same, ask flyman, he'll set you straight.

today i'm taking my kids to the beach and they will swim.

they may play in the water, but they won't really swim.

My wife is pregnant

Wrong! It's an ovarian cyst which just coincidentally looks like you.


Eating placenta is cannibalism.

vermin, you wascally weasel, you are SOOOOOO wrong...eating placenta is gross; cannibalism is disgusting...


roger didn't get #300 last night...

there are many rogers in the world so someone had to have gotten a #300 last night.

mac god cannot get over the superiority of pc computers.

No God would allow such things as Macs! Therefore Mac God cannot, and does not exist.

My left testicle hangs slightly lower than my right or middle ones.

i thought it was standard for men to have 2 balls...



The world is sperical in shape...

nahh it oblong slightly larger in the middle

the mac god does not exist. hee hee hee

neither does your "Third" leg....




The world is not oblong

ahh envey it rears its ugly "head". lol the world is a slightly squshed ball and not a true sphere at all.

mac god is envious of my third leg.

never seen it... so how can I be envious of something I know nothing about...

But, frog uses his cleaning syphon for his frog tank for other things...

yea like putting the water back into my tank.

mac gods snake (yea the real kind not the phalic kind) is creepy

nope.....it's slimey

i've got me a nasty sunburn.

no you got a first degree burn by the sun

my cell phone won't work

No, you can't work your cell phone

I forgot to include my statement, therefore I had to edit this post.

Nah. You pretended to omit your statement, in order to create an event to state.

Adults are obsolete children.

nahh were not obsolete

i want my bottle!

Nope, you are only interested in the contents!


Hal has got the best job on the planet

Somewhere there is a person with that name who has a shitty job.


This statment is false.

Nope, the mere fact that you made it false, means it is true, which means it is false which makes it true....


Life on earth is fragile

Wrong! Life on earth is tough and will survive and adapt, no matter how much toxic material we force it to live with.



If you mix toxic waste with clay, you can make little toxic bunnies.

You can't really make a bunny at all, just a model of one.

The dead do not speak.

Wrong, the dead do speak. Just ask Whoopi.

Root beer is the best beer.

Sorry, nothing beats hops and barley


Animal cruelty sucks

wing nut, how not right you are...some suckos are really into that...


the yankees lost again last night...

hey i am a yankee living in the south i never loose.

toxic bunnies are cute but not fuzzy.

Incorrect, sir.
Here is my proof...
<img src="http://www.chewable.com/myfanwy/sensbun.jpg" width="640" height="493">

Now hamburgers, they are cute and not fuzzy. Perhaps that is what you ment my 3legged friend.
-GH

lol that was great but i don't think that a cow grinded up to bits and fryed or flamed broiled is ... cute. tasty but not cute.


there are many ways to cook a hamburger.

nope the are many differnt ways to prepare hamburger but only one way to cook it .........with heat!!!!!!!!





All this hamburger talk has made me hungry!

nahh you have a sensation that your body tells you is hunger. in reality you just may be slightly dehidrated.

killian irish red is a great beer!!!

Wrong: You first need to drink EVERY BEER to detirmine if Killians is a Great beer.

Today is my birthday

(loud buzzer)...that is only what your birth certificate says...do you really believe that?


sun's out...

Giant Hamburger met Uncle Phil's stare. "Look to the east, my friend. That is not the sun."

Uncle Phil glanced above the wall, his eyes straining to discover what loomed beyond the blazing horizon. Over the hills poured hundreds of angry villagers violently waving torches and pitchforks. The swarming mob pushed quickly towards TFP.

"I'll let you handle this," whispered GH as he backed away from Uncle Phil slowly.

Anytime is a good time for a giant hamburger.

One time someone woke me at 3 in the morning and asked if I was hungry, so I slugged them. That was NOT a good time for a giant hamburger!


Tonite, they play for the Stanley Cup.

No they don't, they (the only team that counts) got knocked out in the second round.

My girl got 10 out of 10 on her spelling test.

your girl friend sounds ... special... anyway there is alot more than ten questions on all the spelling tests she ever taken

tonight i will consume or eat some home made pasta sause.

No fuckin' way can your house can make pasta sauce...no way !!

Flyman is going to shit when he reads this stuff. Oh well, he always says it's good to add to the old shitpile house.

Y'know splck, I think flyman will be shitting long before he sees your post.


I had some delicious chicken parm for dinner tonite.

there is no such chicken call a parm

the tittiy board is awesome

There is no such thing as a tittiy board (i know it's lame to pull you up on a spelling mistake, but there is no possible argument to your statement!)


Barney Rubble's wife is better than him...

well i looked it up and your dog's name is "jebidiah" but i can see how you'd get confused


it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, and aeroplanes

nahh dogs and cats living together

ice tea is nice

ice tea is not a spiritual entity and therefore has no temprement or emotional traits at all.


Anchovies taste like shit

nahh they are a great part of foreplay

barnie miller is great.

Indeed the TV sitcom Barney Miller was great, as far as this barnie miller that you speak of how great can he be I never heard of him.

Radio commercials are 30 and 60 seconds long.

I just saw one that was 32.31 seconds long


90% of stats are made up on the fly

I just saw some that were in fact 92.31% made up on the fly


I wouldn't exaggerate in a million years

You just did - You would exaggerate after 500000 years


The love of money is the root of all evil

nonsense...the pursuit of money is the root of all evil...


my telephone is black...

Your telephone doesn't reflect any light, so it really is no colour at all


June is the coldest bloody month of the year in Australia

Wrong-O!

'Bloody years' are always hot as hell. Believe me, I'd know!!!




my tfp nick is Pyrate

Believe me, that's not what a lot of people around here really call you!


It looks like a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

well i don't have a neighborhood soo...

i need sleep.

You do not need sleep. You're just tired...think about it. It makes sense.



The previous post was posted on 06-10-2003 at 02:47 PM

Your perception of time is limited by your apelike brain.

Time is truly non-linear and resides on an uncountable number of temporal possibilities and time lines. Your observation of the time stamp for that post is correct on only one of an infinite number of planes of existence.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

sure you do, you have to its your mouth/body/mind doing the talking

football is the american past time now

plunk your magic twanger, froggy, because no one else will...baseball is still america's pastime...


breathing too much chlorine gas can kill you...

pretty much anything kill you in large doses

this is my 250th post..yea

WRONG! its your 11111010 th. in binary.

i have just eaten an apple.

Again... how do WE know... there is no proof... you are therefor lying...




There is air

have you ever see air...no

a rain drop is a water dropplett

ha! you wish. acid rain, my friend, acid rain.

i'll be whatever you want me to be
(munchies.... bueno...yum)

No you won't. You'll fail, just like you fail at everything else you do. And why don't you ever call your old mother?

This smiley is yellow: :)

Nope. It's 'sunshine yellow', with a tinge of cream.



In England 16 is the age at which you can LEGALLY smoke from.

pyrate, you silly goose, no one can legally smoke "from;" now tobacco, that's another story...


the alphabet is made up of twenty-six letters...

Goddamn it uncle phil, you got me there real good! I thought that was watertight!!!

ANYWAYS, ON WITH THE GAME...

Depends which alphabet you're talkin about..as far as I'm concerned, you mean the Hawaaian alphabet, which only has twelve letters!


Human males have an x and a y chromosome...

no some have xyy

the human body has 106 bones.

There is only one 'bones', and he resides on this forum!!!


We listen to music with our ears...

Sadly, your view is too simplistic.

The ear is mearly a fleshy protective covering.

How we listen to anything:

Sound waves cause the tympanic membrane (eardrum) to vibrate. The three bones in the ear (malleus, incus, stapes) pass these vibrations on to the cochlea. The cochlea is a snail-shaped, fluid-filled structure in the inner ear. Inside the cochlea is another structure called the organ of Corti. Hair cells are located on the basilar membrane of the cochlea. The cilia (the hair) of the hair cells make contact with another membrane called the tectorial membrane. When the hair cells are excited by vibration, a nerve impulse is generated in the auditory nerve. These impulses are then sent to the brain.

No one can argue the 3 laws of thermodynamics.

I can....but very very badly!!!



I'm about to leave the ILT centre and go home.

Home is relitive. For example, you are not going to my home.


My username was not in the database when i tried to log-in after an absence.

sure it was, you just had to arrange the letters and numbers correctly...


dave thomas named WENDYS after his daughter...

Uncle Phil, I had such faith. How could you be so wrong? It just got mispelled. He actually named it "Windys" for the intestional gas produced by square hamburgers.

Aliens have ran our government for some time now.

Ah my Ogrish friend you are only half right which, where I come from, means you are entirely wrong.

Our government is run by illegal aliens
http://www.eddiebreen.com/galleries/...abloalien2.jpg

Everyday I drink a large mason jar of human tears.

Excuse me....Mr. Burger?
I think that would be everyday you consume a large mason jar of human tears...which well...to each his own, right? :D

I am me.

No, wrong again, I am me, you are you.

Stuffing 5 green stamps into a parking meter will freeze time forever.

Wrong, it will only slow it down you have put 10 in to freeze time.


Life is but a dream.

no, my little radio person, life is a nightmare...


photographs are two-dimensional images...

Wrong. Photographs are stolen souls, flattened and neatly glossed for our convenience.

Breast milk comes from a mother's breast.

Wrong! Breast milk comes from a mother's BREASTS, not 'breast'.



The word Breast appears in the previous post.

Nowhere in the phrase "the previous post" does the word Breast appear.

Birds can fly.

WRONG!!!!!I think you forgot about the ostrich ....which is a bird.... and cant fly.



You can tune a piano but you cant tuna-fish!

Being a play on words, it has no merit as fact (but it WAS good)...



I'm hungry...

Sadly, my friend, one, such as yourself, can go through contemporary life fudging and evading, indulging and slacking, never REALLY hungry nor frightened nor passionately stirred, your highest moment a mere sentimental orgasm, and your first real contact with primary and elemental necessities, the sweat of your death-bed.

Giant Hamburger's weltanschauung is smug and insular.

no you are not smug just arrogant

saturn is the closest planet to our sun