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Stiltzkin 06-07-2003 07:23 AM

Wrong. It can't be exactly an hour until you have to leave for work. Maybe an hour and some seconds, or milliseconds, or even nanoseconds... but certainly not "an hour".

My computer lamp is black.

Midlandmadman 06-07-2003 08:57 AM

I say your wrong....... Your computer dosent have a lamp, you bought a lamp to use at your computer area..... and another thing, It looks dark blue to me.




yikes I had to edit because I forgot to post a fact!

3leggedfrog 06-07-2003 03:16 PM

no you did post a fact with the computer lamp responce.

my frogs hate it when i clean their tank.

uncle phil 06-07-2003 04:46 PM

froggy, crawl out of the puddle...your frogs only hate it when you put your icky hand in their tank...


the secret number is 193...

paddyjoe 06-07-2003 05:02 PM

uncle phil, i've never seen anybody wrong more often than you. Obviously, the secret number is 69.


The Devils are getting their asses beat right now

Empty_One 06-07-2003 07:58 PM

Actually, they just lost a hockey game, there were no spankings given during the game.

The Chicago Cubs were victorious against the New York Yankees in today's baseball game.

THE MAC GOD 06-07-2003 09:10 PM

its just a small battle in a long war... therefore is of no significance


I started a working a job today

3leggedfrog 06-07-2003 11:24 PM

no you had a job now for years

apple computers are bad because it takes companies too long converting Good games to work on any apple computers.

Empty_One 06-07-2003 11:34 PM

bzzzt, wrong. There are no good games anymore. It's all just retreads of the good games they used to make, back when they cared.

Wil Wheatons webpage is http://www.wilwheaton.net

THE MAC GOD 06-08-2003 01:36 AM

Actually, that is the written way to write the IP address of his site (which is more absolute that the DNS)



Frog can't get over the fact that I like Macs...

Fremen 06-08-2003 01:47 AM

No, Frog's already forgotten all about it, so you are wrong, sir.

I could drown in Cheeto powder!

THE MAC GOD 06-08-2003 01:59 AM

Nope... you couldn't get enough... that's like a million bags... and I doubt you are rich (if you are, send me money)



Women can be extremely frustrating...

uncle phil 06-08-2003 04:17 AM

mac, you miss the point (as always)...women can be extremely SATISFYING...


steering wheels are circular in shape...

THE MAC GOD 06-08-2003 04:31 AM

actually... the steering wheel is a form... not so much a shape...


water is H2O

fishman22 06-08-2003 06:55 AM

wrong H2O is water


you weigh more on earth than you do on the moon

splck 06-08-2003 07:16 AM

you weigh the same, ask flyman, he'll set you straight.

today i'm taking my kids to the beach and they will swim.

Empty_One 06-08-2003 09:25 AM

they may play in the water, but they won't really swim.

My wife is pregnant

vermin 06-08-2003 12:03 PM

Wrong! It's an ovarian cyst which just coincidentally looks like you.


Eating placenta is cannibalism.

uncle phil 06-08-2003 01:43 PM

vermin, you wascally weasel, you are SOOOOOO wrong...eating placenta is gross; cannibalism is disgusting...


roger didn't get #300 last night...

3leggedfrog 06-08-2003 01:59 PM

there are many rogers in the world so someone had to have gotten a #300 last night.

mac god cannot get over the superiority of pc computers.

HiThereDear 06-08-2003 02:34 PM

No God would allow such things as Macs! Therefore Mac God cannot, and does not exist.

My left testicle hangs slightly lower than my right or middle ones.

THE MAC GOD 06-08-2003 02:59 PM

i thought it was standard for men to have 2 balls...



The world is sperical in shape...

3leggedfrog 06-08-2003 03:02 PM

nahh it oblong slightly larger in the middle

the mac god does not exist. hee hee hee

THE MAC GOD 06-08-2003 03:06 PM

neither does your "Third" leg....




The world is not oblong

3leggedfrog 06-08-2003 03:11 PM

ahh envey it rears its ugly "head". lol the world is a slightly squshed ball and not a true sphere at all.

mac god is envious of my third leg.

THE MAC GOD 06-08-2003 03:34 PM

never seen it... so how can I be envious of something I know nothing about...

But, frog uses his cleaning syphon for his frog tank for other things...

3leggedfrog 06-08-2003 03:43 PM

yea like putting the water back into my tank.

mac gods snake (yea the real kind not the phalic kind) is creepy

Fly 06-08-2003 05:02 PM

nope.....it's slimey

i've got me a nasty sunburn.

3leggedfrog 06-08-2003 05:31 PM

no you got a first degree burn by the sun

my cell phone won't work

HiThereDear 06-08-2003 06:38 PM

No, you can't work your cell phone

I forgot to include my statement, therefore I had to edit this post.

crackpot 06-08-2003 08:13 PM

Nah. You pretended to omit your statement, in order to create an event to state.

Adults are obsolete children.

3leggedfrog 06-08-2003 10:22 PM

nahh were not obsolete

i want my bottle!

Wingnut 06-08-2003 11:47 PM

Nope, you are only interested in the contents!


Hal has got the best job on the planet

freedomdowntime 06-08-2003 11:50 PM

Somewhere there is a person with that name who has a shitty job.


This statment is false.

Wingnut 06-08-2003 11:55 PM

Nope, the mere fact that you made it false, means it is true, which means it is false which makes it true....


Life on earth is fragile

vermin 06-09-2003 12:02 AM

Wrong! Life on earth is tough and will survive and adapt, no matter how much toxic material we force it to live with.



If you mix toxic waste with clay, you can make little toxic bunnies.

myMHz 06-09-2003 12:08 AM

You can't really make a bunny at all, just a model of one.

The dead do not speak.

Fremen 06-09-2003 12:37 AM

Wrong, the dead do speak. Just ask Whoopi.

Root beer is the best beer.

Wingnut 06-09-2003 12:45 AM

Sorry, nothing beats hops and barley


Animal cruelty sucks

uncle phil 06-09-2003 03:24 AM

wing nut, how not right you are...some suckos are really into that...


the yankees lost again last night...

3leggedfrog 06-09-2003 06:35 AM

hey i am a yankee living in the south i never loose.

toxic bunnies are cute but not fuzzy.

Giant Hamburger 06-09-2003 07:55 AM

Incorrect, sir.
Here is my proof...
<img src="http://www.chewable.com/myfanwy/sensbun.jpg" width="640" height="493">

Now hamburgers, they are cute and not fuzzy. Perhaps that is what you ment my 3legged friend.
-GH

3leggedfrog 06-09-2003 08:10 AM

lol that was great but i don't think that a cow grinded up to bits and fryed or flamed broiled is ... cute. tasty but not cute.


there are many ways to cook a hamburger.

Midlandmadman 06-09-2003 08:27 AM

nope the are many differnt ways to prepare hamburger but only one way to cook it .........with heat!!!!!!!!





All this hamburger talk has made me hungry!

3leggedfrog 06-09-2003 11:05 AM

nahh you have a sensation that your body tells you is hunger. in reality you just may be slightly dehidrated.

killian irish red is a great beer!!!

GSRIDER 06-09-2003 11:27 AM

Wrong: You first need to drink EVERY BEER to detirmine if Killians is a Great beer.

Today is my birthday

uncle phil 06-09-2003 01:01 PM

(loud buzzer)...that is only what your birth certificate says...do you really believe that?


sun's out...

Giant Hamburger 06-09-2003 02:20 PM

Giant Hamburger met Uncle Phil's stare. "Look to the east, my friend. That is not the sun."

Uncle Phil glanced above the wall, his eyes straining to discover what loomed beyond the blazing horizon. Over the hills poured hundreds of angry villagers violently waving torches and pitchforks. The swarming mob pushed quickly towards TFP.

"I'll let you handle this," whispered GH as he backed away from Uncle Phil slowly.

Anytime is a good time for a giant hamburger.

paddyjoe 06-09-2003 02:32 PM

One time someone woke me at 3 in the morning and asked if I was hungry, so I slugged them. That was NOT a good time for a giant hamburger!


Tonite, they play for the Stanley Cup.

splck 06-09-2003 02:36 PM

No they don't, they (the only team that counts) got knocked out in the second round.

My girl got 10 out of 10 on her spelling test.

3leggedfrog 06-09-2003 04:41 PM

your girl friend sounds ... special... anyway there is alot more than ten questions on all the spelling tests she ever taken

tonight i will consume or eat some home made pasta sause.

splck 06-09-2003 04:51 PM

No fuckin' way can your house can make pasta sauce...no way !!

Flyman is going to shit when he reads this stuff. Oh well, he always says it's good to add to the old shitpile house.

paddyjoe 06-09-2003 05:01 PM

Y'know splck, I think flyman will be shitting long before he sees your post.


I had some delicious chicken parm for dinner tonite.

3leggedfrog 06-09-2003 05:08 PM

there is no such chicken call a parm

the tittiy board is awesome

Meridae'n 06-09-2003 05:20 PM

There is no such thing as a tittiy board (i know it's lame to pull you up on a spelling mistake, but there is no possible argument to your statement!)


Barney Rubble's wife is better than him...

blandestsounds 06-09-2003 05:48 PM

well i looked it up and your dog's name is "jebidiah" but i can see how you'd get confused


it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, and aeroplanes

3leggedfrog 06-09-2003 11:03 PM

nahh dogs and cats living together

ice tea is nice

Meridae'n 06-09-2003 11:09 PM

ice tea is not a spiritual entity and therefore has no temprement or emotional traits at all.


Anchovies taste like shit

3leggedfrog 06-09-2003 11:11 PM

nahh they are a great part of foreplay

barnie miller is great.

myMHz 06-09-2003 11:27 PM

Indeed the TV sitcom Barney Miller was great, as far as this barnie miller that you speak of how great can he be I never heard of him.

Radio commercials are 30 and 60 seconds long.

Wingnut 06-10-2003 01:58 AM

I just saw one that was 32.31 seconds long


90% of stats are made up on the fly

Meridae'n 06-10-2003 02:57 AM

I just saw some that were in fact 92.31% made up on the fly


I wouldn't exaggerate in a million years

Wingnut 06-10-2003 03:04 AM

You just did - You would exaggerate after 500000 years


The love of money is the root of all evil

uncle phil 06-10-2003 03:07 AM

nonsense...the pursuit of money is the root of all evil...


my telephone is black...

Meridae'n 06-10-2003 03:19 AM

Your telephone doesn't reflect any light, so it really is no colour at all


June is the coldest bloody month of the year in Australia

Pyrate 06-10-2003 03:40 AM

Wrong-O!

'Bloody years' are always hot as hell. Believe me, I'd know!!!




my tfp nick is Pyrate

paddyjoe 06-10-2003 04:30 AM

Believe me, that's not what a lot of people around here really call you!


It looks like a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

3leggedfrog 06-10-2003 05:47 AM

well i don't have a neighborhood soo...

i need sleep.

Pyrate 06-10-2003 08:49 AM

You do not need sleep. You're just tired...think about it. It makes sense.



The previous post was posted on 06-10-2003 at 02:47 PM

Giant Hamburger 06-10-2003 12:39 PM

Your perception of time is limited by your apelike brain.

Time is truly non-linear and resides on an uncountable number of temporal possibilities and time lines. Your observation of the time stamp for that post is correct on only one of an infinite number of planes of existence.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

3leggedfrog 06-10-2003 01:14 PM

sure you do, you have to its your mouth/body/mind doing the talking

football is the american past time now

uncle phil 06-10-2003 01:19 PM

plunk your magic twanger, froggy, because no one else will...baseball is still america's pastime...


breathing too much chlorine gas can kill you...

3leggedfrog 06-10-2003 02:21 PM

pretty much anything kill you in large doses

this is my 250th post..yea

(vixen) 06-10-2003 03:33 PM

WRONG! its your 11111010 th. in binary.

i have just eaten an apple.

THE MAC GOD 06-10-2003 06:39 PM

Again... how do WE know... there is no proof... you are therefor lying...




There is air

3leggedfrog 06-10-2003 08:44 PM

have you ever see air...no

a rain drop is a water dropplett

(vixen) 06-11-2003 01:24 AM

ha! you wish. acid rain, my friend, acid rain.

i'll be whatever you want me to be
(munchies.... bueno...yum)

titsmurf 06-11-2003 01:41 AM

No you won't. You'll fail, just like you fail at everything else you do. And why don't you ever call your old mother?

This smiley is yellow: :)

Pyrate 06-11-2003 02:26 AM

Nope. It's 'sunshine yellow', with a tinge of cream.



In England 16 is the age at which you can LEGALLY smoke from.

uncle phil 06-11-2003 03:36 AM

pyrate, you silly goose, no one can legally smoke "from;" now tobacco, that's another story...


the alphabet is made up of twenty-six letters...

Pyrate 06-11-2003 03:47 AM

Goddamn it uncle phil, you got me there real good! I thought that was watertight!!!

ANYWAYS, ON WITH THE GAME...

Depends which alphabet you're talkin about..as far as I'm concerned, you mean the Hawaaian alphabet, which only has twelve letters!


Human males have an x and a y chromosome...

3leggedfrog 06-11-2003 06:27 AM

no some have xyy

the human body has 106 bones.

Pyrate 06-11-2003 06:43 AM

There is only one 'bones', and he resides on this forum!!!


We listen to music with our ears...

Giant Hamburger 06-11-2003 07:35 AM

Sadly, your view is too simplistic.

The ear is mearly a fleshy protective covering.

How we listen to anything:

Sound waves cause the tympanic membrane (eardrum) to vibrate. The three bones in the ear (malleus, incus, stapes) pass these vibrations on to the cochlea. The cochlea is a snail-shaped, fluid-filled structure in the inner ear. Inside the cochlea is another structure called the organ of Corti. Hair cells are located on the basilar membrane of the cochlea. The cilia (the hair) of the hair cells make contact with another membrane called the tectorial membrane. When the hair cells are excited by vibration, a nerve impulse is generated in the auditory nerve. These impulses are then sent to the brain.

No one can argue the 3 laws of thermodynamics.

Pyrate 06-11-2003 08:48 AM

I can....but very very badly!!!



I'm about to leave the ILT centre and go home.

dalisair75 06-11-2003 10:20 AM

Home is relitive. For example, you are not going to my home.


My username was not in the database when i tried to log-in after an absence.

uncle phil 06-11-2003 12:05 PM

sure it was, you just had to arrange the letters and numbers correctly...


dave thomas named WENDYS after his daughter...

rockogre 06-11-2003 12:08 PM

Uncle Phil, I had such faith. How could you be so wrong? It just got mispelled. He actually named it "Windys" for the intestional gas produced by square hamburgers.

Aliens have ran our government for some time now.

Giant Hamburger 06-11-2003 12:27 PM

Ah my Ogrish friend you are only half right which, where I come from, means you are entirely wrong.

Our government is run by illegal aliens
http://www.eddiebreen.com/galleries/...abloalien2.jpg

Everyday I drink a large mason jar of human tears.

Minx 06-11-2003 01:04 PM

Excuse me....Mr. Burger?
I think that would be everyday you consume a large mason jar of human tears...which well...to each his own, right? :D

I am me.

rockogre 06-11-2003 09:14 PM

No, wrong again, I am me, you are you.

Stuffing 5 green stamps into a parking meter will freeze time forever.

myMHz 06-11-2003 11:52 PM

Wrong, it will only slow it down you have put 10 in to freeze time.


Life is but a dream.

uncle phil 06-12-2003 02:25 AM

no, my little radio person, life is a nightmare...


photographs are two-dimensional images...

crackpot 06-12-2003 05:40 AM

Wrong. Photographs are stolen souls, flattened and neatly glossed for our convenience.

Breast milk comes from a mother's breast.

Pyrate 06-12-2003 05:57 AM

Wrong! Breast milk comes from a mother's BREASTS, not 'breast'.



The word Breast appears in the previous post.

Dibbler 06-12-2003 08:07 AM

Nowhere in the phrase "the previous post" does the word Breast appear.

Birds can fly.

Midlandmadman 06-12-2003 08:37 AM

WRONG!!!!!I think you forgot about the ostrich ....which is a bird.... and cant fly.



You can tune a piano but you cant tuna-fish!

THE MAC GOD 06-12-2003 08:54 AM

Being a play on words, it has no merit as fact (but it WAS good)...



I'm hungry...

Giant Hamburger 06-12-2003 09:07 AM

Sadly, my friend, one, such as yourself, can go through contemporary life fudging and evading, indulging and slacking, never REALLY hungry nor frightened nor passionately stirred, your highest moment a mere sentimental orgasm, and your first real contact with primary and elemental necessities, the sweat of your death-bed.

Giant Hamburger's weltanschauung is smug and insular.

3leggedfrog 06-12-2003 12:29 PM

no you are not smug just arrogant

saturn is the closest planet to our sun


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