YOU ARE WRONG! SONGS DO NOT WIN TONIGHT! SONGS DO NOT WIN ANYTHING! THEY JUST SIT THERE! BEING SONGS! YOU MORON....It might win tomorrow however...


"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

you obviously have never heard of text messaging. "mt" is itself a word "empty"

you love your tfp

That is not love you are feeling about TFP -- it is a obsessive compulsive behaviour revealing itself.


Water is essential to all life...

Wrong, it is poison to the sandworms of Dune/Arrakis and Chapterhouse.

I am not the king of Norway.

wrong, you're not the king of scotland...


ketchup is red...

ketchup is brown. food coloring is red.

stocks have nowhere to go but up.

Wrong, my stock of liquor is being rapidly depleated.

I am wearing pants.

wrong, you're wearing your skin...


mustard can be yellow or brown...

Wrong! Mary Kate and Ashley are legal in the GOOD states.


Cheesehead is not an insult

WRONG! Cheesehead!

I'm floating.

No you are not. You are sitting. On a chair, or on the ground - or maybe you or not sitting! Maybe you are standing!
BUT YOU ARE NOT FLOATING!

Wrong! You jacked the whole thread by not posting another statement! So you're completely wrong!

I can touch my tongue to my nose.

wrong...it's your nose reaching down to touch your tongue...


paper ignites at 451 degrees f...

so sorry phil.it's easier if you'd just use a freakin' match man.

my nuts are all scratchy.

It's not your nuts but your scrotum that is all scratchy.

Gravity keeps us from all drifting off into space.

wrong...oppression keeps us down...


floppies are hard...

Wrong uncle...relative to steel, floppies are floppy.

Hard drives are hard...

wrong -- country roads provide an entertaining Sunday drive.


bars never overserve

Wrong! The judges consistantly rule them 'out'. They have good backhands, though.


Country music karaoke induces vomiting.

Wrong, it induces insanity, internal organ damage, spontaneous ear drum rupture, then vomiting.

The T's green line is full of crazy people.

sorry you're wrong, the nut house if full of crazy people.

Dirt is yummy.

wrong, dirt is only yummy with A1 sauce.

Everything you know is wrong

Wrong, I know nothing, so nothing is wrong!

Glue smells funny.

Wrong! Glue smells heavenly and is a legal high!


Fish can't breathe air...

WRONG! Fish can't hold their liquor. Drunken fish often appear to be gasping when in reality they are trying not to upchuck.

Armadillo tacos are good without the cheese.

WRONG!!!

Armadillo Tacos is actually a misnomer - it is actually <b>Amontillado Tacos</b> and the cheese is a perfect compliment and necessary component of the wine and cheese snack group.

All you need is love. Love is all you need.

wrong, rock...amarillo tacos are GREAT without cheese...


east is east and west is west and never the twain shall meet...

Love is good I and I need plenty of it... however, I need food and water as well as love.

Also... 2Pac was East Coast and Dre is West... But they did a project together. Hense East and West did indeed meet.

Margaret Thatcher is a scary looking woman. Prove me wrong people.

She isn't scary looking, People aren't frightened of her. She may be very unattactive but not scary.

Theres allways tomorrow.

WRONG!

The heart attack faerie could pay you a visit anytime before 1200am and there would be no tomorrow for you.

Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven.

Unless that something from the Oven is Pubic Lice!

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Well, technically, coconuts aren't even nuts at all, so, due to this misnomer, nothing you say about coconuts can possibly be right.


Catch-22 by Joseph Heller is an OUTSTANDING book.

Wrong its a STUPENDOUS book, if it'll ever come back into my library so I cn read it

My gf has big tits

Those aren't tits, those are Parasites that are under your girlfriend's skin and are sucking all her juices away

Qpid is Emperor Supreme in his army.

Wrong! Qpid is Emperor Deluxe.

The checks in the mail.

WRONG! The Czechs are in Czechoslovakia thankyou very much!
And if you were intending to write the "cheque is in the mail" you FAILED TWICE! By not spelling the right CHEQUE and not putting an apostrophe!!!! *K so I have to english teaching parents! I had a messed childhood!*

I have a suggestive grin ;)

Sorry to disillusion you but others see it as a painful grimace.




My fingers are doing the typing RIGHT NOW!

Wrong! Mine are!

Age is a matter of mind.

wrong, age is a matter of time...


i'll love you in the morning...

Wrong! she'll be gone by then and yoy will curse her name!

The pizza i just ate were rather greasy.

WRONG! The pizza you just ate WAS rather greasy. There was only one! And if there were two - you didn't write it! Muahah - I shall eliminate all grammatical errors! *Ah okay - save me now!*

I had a terribly dysfunctional childhood.

Wrong, your childhood was probably true bliss, it is that you probably have a bunch of headshrinkers telling you otherwise.


red means stop, green means go

Wrong, if you're walking across the street, red means go and green means stop.

my programming teacher can't speak english.

No, but he speaks Engrish , and that's close enough.


The media is trying to make people afraid of SARS.

wrong, Your immigrant teacher WONT learn to speak english

coffee is truly lifes nectar

Wrong! The media are trying to boost ratings.

SARS stands for - Severe acute respiratory syndrome.

http://www.sars.gov.za/ QED.


My White Stripes shirt isn't white.

Wrong, your white stripes shirt is gray.

The farthest we can see in the universe is 10^26 meters.

wrong, you can only see to the edge of the horizon...


i won't come in your mouth...

Yeah Right!

It is a Beautiful day, here in Ohio Today.

Wrong, it's only beautiful if you can see, and if you're still stuck in today. :D

Time is everyone's enemy.

I'm enjoying getting older, so time is my friend and you're wrong!

A circle is round.

wrong, from the side a circle is flat

Books are the best form of entertainment

WRONG! TFP IS THE BEST FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT!

Der...


Downstate has a far greater population density than Upstate.

Wrong, midstate has the greatest popultaion density

Red Bull has caffeine

Wrong, caffeine is a PART of Red Bull... meaning it doesn't really HAVE it, does it. The concept of a can of Red Bull actually owning something is sheerly ludicrous.


Red Bull CONTAINS caffeine.

wrong, red bull is just a name, and the ink it is printed with(or the pixels in your comp screen) does not contain caffiene.

knife wounds hurt

Nah, you're just a pussy.


The next poster is not my minion.

Wrong, I AM your devoted minion...(thanks for the $$$via Paypal)




tomorrow is another day, eh?

wrong, tomorrow is friday

christmas comes but once a year

Wrong, christ was born sometime in january but the real day is not known.

It is better to be blown than juiced

i dont' know....blow is just a figure of speach isn't it?juice me

the glass is always half full.

fuck that. when i finish my drink the glass is empty.

rocks crush sissors

rocks dont crush my jedi saber sissors


canned corn doesent always digest

Wrong! Mine died just yesterday.

Music is good for the soul.

wrong, prayer is good for the soul...


a squared plus b squared equals c squared...

That's only if it's a correct pythagorean triple. not even close to all the time. You lose.


I have a large welt on my side from falling on a cinderblock.

Truth be known, the welt came from bad-mouthing a cop who
had a rough day.




Somewhere it is raining.

That depends on your defenition. In Somewhere, Pennstlvania the forcast is for clear weather.

WRONG!!!

Pennstlvania is actually a place in Xanth that is notorious for the constant oppressive sleet and stinging rain of hockey pucks, coal matter, and small bits of amish made butter.

There's no such thing as monsters.

(references to my ex are not only unaaceptable, but considered a blatant cheat)

small children definitely qualify as little monsters.

dvd is better than vhs

Wrong, that only applies if you're watching them. If you're beating someone with them, VHS is far superior.

The door is ajar.

No, the door is a door.

There are 11 US dollars and a small rubber ninja in my pocket.

I'm afraid you have nothing in your pocket, that bastard of a Ninja ransacked your whole pants.

Jack White has Black hair

Jack White, professor at MSU:

http://msuinfo.ur.msstate.edu/alumnu...99/11white.jpg

QED.


I received 20 dollars the other day in return for soda-can-recycling-machine vouchers.

Wrong, you recieved a piece of green paper in return for soda-can-recycling-machine vouchers.

A US nickel is larger than a US dime in size.

Wrong the size to me of a us dime held one inch in front of my eye is larger than a nickel held 10000 lightyears from my eye

receiving oral sex from a talented person is a good thing

no, recieving oral sex -period- is a good thing. gettting it from an 'expert' is a miracle.

i ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

WRONG!!!

You ate what you THOUGHT was a PB&J. It was really a soybean paste and beet spread your mom switched out to get you to eat healthier by stealth.

If I poke you in the eye with my pencil, I can make you wince.

wrong! i'd not take it like a man! then blow your brains out :)

i'm violent

nah, just over reactive,

TFP is addicting

no, no, tfp is addict<b>ive</b>.

soap helps people get clean.

Wrong! No one is ever "clean"

I like Pink Floyd

No you don't, you're just trying to sound cool so you'll fit in and it's not working.

George Washington was the first President of the US.

wrong...george w made the first dollar bill in the us...


abe lincoln was a tall dude...

wrong......you're just too short

$oo.25 is equal to a quarter

Wrong! 00.25 won't even get you an ounce.

No one likes me.

Wrong!!! *KWSN gives myMHz a BIG hug*


Milli Vanilli are not the most talented musicians ever.

Of course they are!!! They just don't get that cuz they're not white.

My ass is hairy

nope.....smooth as a babys bottom

my eyes are green

hehehe.... WRONG!!!!
You're wearing contacts!!!

Einstein didn't smoke weed...

wrong einstein doesn't remember

Im bored

the emperor supreme is too busy to be bored

qpid's army will conquer the world

WRONG! microsoft has already implanted you into the matrix and is slowly whittling down your puny forces from within!

my penis is tiny

wrong! your penis is miniscule

There are no good movies out that I haven't seen yet

wrong! Bollywood has lots of good movies you havn't seen yet.

The wind is blowing today.

wrong there is no wind today, its quite calm

Orange juice is made from oranges

Wrong! Orange juice is made from artificial ingredients.

I am a retard

Wrong, you are a moron! ;)

A smile is a frown turned upside down

thats cute.... BUT ITS WRONG!!!! A frown is a smile upside down

I like to spank my monkey!!!