Wrong! KWSN doesn't understand the AFL at all. (Does anyone?)

1 is the loneliest number.

WRONG! Five is the loneliest number, because it's the number of fingers in your hand.

Now matter how old you get, hot 18 year olds ARE STILL HOT.

not when you're dead

cafeteria food sucks

wrong, cafeteria food isn't even food...


julia roberts is the star of "pretty woman"...

nope....she starred in it but wasn't the star.richard gere was

marilyn monroe was a fucking goddess

Wrong Mr flyman. marilyn monroe is still a goddess.

The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.

i don't have a fence so same ol' green here

splck is the sound you make when you sneeze

No thats the sound when you shit!

Cheetos Rock!

No, Cheetos taste good. They lack the physical ability (and apposable thumbs) to "rock."


My avatar is Master Shake.

wrong.....that's mister shake to you.

pink straws suck.

Not detailed enough. They also blow.


Flyman's avatar is exploding.

wrong...it's disintegrating...


KWSN beat Bones head to head by a KO...

sorry phil............TKO

ali was the greatest

Ali Baba was a poor woodcutter in Arabian Nights.




Something doesn't smell right.

You're a person, not a something, mrsandman :D


I am not the most intelligent user on the TFP.

oh sure you are


sandpaper is smooth

you are wrong, nothing is totally smooth, there are molecular bumps on everything.


mary had a little lamb

BULLSHIT! NEVER BELIEVE THE FAIRY TALES! THEY ARE LIES CONSTREWN BY THE GOVERNM- *explodes*


Metallica features guitars in a majority of their songs.

wrong, not when their noodling a capella...


red is the color of my true love's hair...

actually phil......MM hair is blond

cowboy boots are considered shit kickers.

Masterbation will make you go temporarily blind when you close your eyes the moment you cum.


TFP rocks (now nobody can dispute that.....go on...try - I dare ya)

Opps sorry about the last posting.......too much booze last night or sumthink......

DAmn screwed up again....sorry sorry.... :D okay back to the game...

actually phil......MM hair is blond

cowboy boots are considered shit kickers.


No they are actually called Prairie Slippers.

TFP rocks (now nobody can dispute that one - go on try I dare ya)

TFP is not rocks. TFP is a website. The best website on the internet.


(I am about to win)

This will not be the last post in the thread.

:D

wrong...you're going to hang out just long enough for everyone else to get frustrated then edit your post to something different, you cruel, sick, demented person, you...


dictionaries are full of words and their definitions...

no phil, dictionaries are made up of pages.
its the pages that contain the words and their definitions.


both of Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily's natural parents have died.

once upon a time, there was a poster who wanted to delete his
post, but NO! Now he looks like an idiot!

Wrong! they were taken away by the grays, but they'll be back, and in convenient 'just add water and mix' form.


The government is hiding alien spacecraft at secret Air Force Bases.

WRONG! It is ONLY at Area 51.




It is legal to make a right turn at a stop light.

wrong.
a right hand turn at a stop light would mean turning out in front of on-coming traffic in two directions. thus its dangerous and illegal.


Ginger, Posh, Baby, Scary and Sporty were all Spice Girls.

Wrong! Ginger, Posh, Baby, Scary and Sporty were all stage names. The real spice girls were mel b/c, someone, someone else ,etc ,etc


Nitrogen is the main component of air

Depends from which planet you are. Sulphor is the main ingrediant of Jupitors air

a cubic meter of water is equal to 1000 liters

Could you be more wrong? A cubic meter measures CUBICS, a water meter measures water. I don't think that a cubic is 1000 liters of anything.

Giraffes have spots to help them hide in the jungle.

You are seriously wrong, hehehe - Giraffes don't live in the jungle, the use them to "spot" the freshest greenest leaves

Tigers have stripes to hide them in the jungle

no, no, no, no, no...tigers have stripes to hide them in herds of zebras...


paper ignites at 451 degrees f...

No, paper ignites when you leave it on the stove burner (experience).


The title of this thread is: "It's the "YOU ARE WRONG!" Game!"

No no no - The title is not in quotes!!!


Space is infinite

No, something that's infinite cannot expand.


There is not a country called Lootzifranhia.

It is the Swahile name meaning Chaos. Which cleary indicate Iraq.


0010 means 2 in binary

Wrong again, oh oh I oh is baby talk for teddy went down the toilet thing.

If women don't find you handsome then they should find you handy.

0010 can not equal 2 in binary because there is no '2' in binary.

I get around in a brown car, a brown car, it's brown.

Incorrect - If they don't find you handsome you must be rich
Incorrect to you too Mango - IT was a Ford, not a brown car


Turkeys don't get sucked into jet engines

Wrong, you are obviously not shaking it correctly.

Wilma Flinstone was the hot one.

Not even NEAR as hot as Betty Rubble.


I drank 8 cans of soda yesterday.

kwsn as you knew him is dead. You are responding to his conscience that was programmed into an AI environment. Even kwsn is unaware that he is a disembodied computer program.

Bones loves the Chicago Cubs.

Wrong! Bones lusts after the Chicago Cubs.


Uh-oh! the wife's back

au contraire, mon frere, the wife's back is a good thing...


oklahoma is ok...

There is no Oklahoma. It's called "North Texas" now.

Bones is the funniest man alive.

nah, he comes in second to jim carry

KWSN like warren zevon

There is no such person that likes Warren Zevon.

Alec Baldwin is a wonderful actor.

there is no person called alec baldwin, he is a figment of your imagination, therefore he cannot be a great anything.


lightning is able to kill you

Metaphysically, you misrepresent the term "able". It implies an ability. Lightning is a physical phenomenon. When it happens, it happens. If you die in the process, then so be it. It was probably your time anyway, and the light show was hardly to blame.

The barn is painted red.

Nope, it had a Mona Lisa painted on it.




Levi's are suitable attire ANYWHERE!

except to get in bed with an incredibly hot big breasted blonde

underwear is just a nuisance

not really....it catches the dribbles

the early bird gets the worm

Nope, I already dug em up for fishing.

electricity can give you a shock.

It can't give me a shock, because I'm Amish. I don't have electricity. Or a computer.


The sound a blob of jam makes when it hits the floor is somewhat similar to "splck!"

Sorry, that's incorrect. It sounds altogether similar to "splck."

I hate my job.

Not realy, if you think about it, you need your job!


Elephants sex organs are in their feet. If they step on you, you are fucked

Wrong, you are dead!

We are now living in the 21st Century.

Hmm, I'm not sure how you count, but a century is 100 years, and the universe is a few billion years old.

The following statement is false.

I am wearing clothes.

I am wearing clothes.

:D

The preceeding statement is false.

Marmalade. I like marmalade.

wrong you like smashed fruit.


toad licking is better than tequila

Don't think so, toads don't go well with Mexican food.




Easter always falls on a Sunday.

Easter does not fall


The only thing that is constant is change

I wouldn't think the term FALL is correct for Easter at all. On the Sunday, he rises. So no, you're wrong...


in cricket terms, LBW, means Leg Before Wicket.

Well, when your talking about crickets or some grasshoppers, LBW really stands for Left Back Wing.

Everyone knows MTV is a station for teenie bobber music.

Wrong again. It is a conspiracy by the suits on Wall Street. It actually stands for "Motivate To Vote" and contains subliminal messaging to get teenagers to vote for things that raise profits when they are old enough to register.

Elephants never forget.

Wrong, We just can't remember what they forget.

The earth is round.

The Earth is not round! Thats just some conspiracy the government made up.

Bald eagles are not bald at all

You can recieve oral from me right now. Just with a claymore.

My avatar is an animated GIF of a CD in a microwave.

More of a Sex add-on, really..

Tommorow belongs to the Dutch

My name's not Mickey, god dammit.

BTW bones, if you're a sex machine, it's one of these:

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/image...LGglowlady.gif

Yes Bones. The only sex machine you'll ever be is a fleshlight.


To be a fleshlight is worse than to own one.

wrong.
fleshlights are designed to LIKE IT! anyway its given to them. so being one would be great!
owning one means you're just a weirdo.


KWSN doesn't understand the rules in AFL.

Maybe not, but he DOES understand the universal rules of ALF

Chewing Gum makes your breath smell good

nope, tic tacs make your breath smell good


I have tomorrow off!

Didn't anyone tell you? They need you to come intommorow, what with cutbacks and all. They need to play catch up

The internet is a big place

The internet is not a big place - it is a humongous place.

If I eat a green crayon, I will shit a green turd

Actually, The Internet is a pizza. You just can't help taking another slice.

Alex Rodriguez is rich.

Damn...I missed a post.

well your both wrong, a green crayon will only give it an tint, you need more color, and alex rodriguez isnt rich compared to me...


rock and roll aint noise pollution

It is if its being blasted from an Anheuser-Busch factory.

Lava lamps are cool.

Lava lamps aren't cool... Lava Lamps are THEE Greatest Lamps of all TIME!!!! Please get your facts striaght next time.


Jello Eggs are multi-colored fun!

Wrong!! They are sweets!!

SARS is a virus

Wrong. SARS is the third wing commander for the Verrulian space fleet.

You will be assimilated.

wrong, rock, i will be dispersed...


mickey loves minnie...

Wrong! minnie was only in it for the sex. she was really after pluto; minnie always did have something for hyper wild things.


a bored kender is a VERY bad thing

I kender don't know what you mean. So, that makes you wrong!



Water boils at 100C.

nope it boils at 210 farenhieght (sp?) this is america, get it right

fire is one of those things thats "the more the better"

krwlz, even though Australian bush needs regular bushfires to regenerate, too much fire is NOT a good thing.


mrsandman, not when your at 15,000 feet (4571.9m) above sea level.
then it boils at 84.4C.


my current avatar is of Sarah Michelle Gellar kissing Selma Blair.

I think you meant tongueing. They are well past kissing.

The "Born on Date" was a good marketing idea for Budweieser.

Wrong! It makes you feel like your drinking a living organism.


Packing up all your stuff and moving to another house sucks.

Wrong - it is just a pain in the arse


Darth Vader has a breathing problem

wrong, tim mcveigh has a breathing problem...


e = mc squared

Only until you have reached the spped of light - then a whole new set of rules apply

There is no life on the sun's surface

I was partying there just the other day...hot time was had by all!


Light travels at approximately 186,000 miles per second.

not in flouresent lights i doesn't

the canucks got their asses kicked in the playoffs

wrong! the blackhawks did.

The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second in a vacuum.

Wrong oberon, you KNOW we don't do METERS, I'm STILL right.




Tomorrow is the beginning of a new day.