Not if you only get two, so you are wrong

Money can't buy happiness

Absolutely false. If I had a million bucks i'd be estatic.

Water covers more of the earth than land.

water covers land, which covers the molten earth, so you are wrong

rainy weather sucks

Rain brings flowers.

The sun is important.

Nonsense, the sun causes cancer.


A full moon causes people to go crazy.

No. It causes them to turn into werewolves.

People that play Dungeons and Dragons are dorks.

people that play d&d are either exceptionally smart or they are serial killers, not dorks.

grease is the word.

Grease is fatty.

Now you're messing with a son of a bitch.

in regards to the nazareth song "hair of the dog"

i'd have to say wrong because the hair of the dog the day after(you know what i mean)isn't a son of a bitch,it's a good thing.

we're on page 13..... bwaahahahaaa

As usual...you're a few pages behind everyone else. Everyone knows we're on page 18.

I'm sitting in a hotel.

toiling away is more like it.

splck is a psycho and he uses his head to type with.

Splck isn't psycho; he's just using the keyboard to bash his head in.

My dog "Fluffy" is in heaven

Nope. Heaven is "fluffy", your dog is buried in the backyard.

Every good boy deserves fudge.

WRONG! Good diabetic boys would die.

I weigh 200 lbs.

Wrong. You surely weigh slightly less or more than that, but not exactly 200 pounds.

Four ants can elope.

wrong. Nobody would marry four ants

You can't have too much of a good thing

Heroin overdose. Obesity. Deafness. Alcohol poisoning. Wrong!

Huey Lewis totally had a huge wang.

wrong...huey lewis had the NEWS...


the atomic clock is accurate...

accurate as 2 what? my clocks 5 minutes slow whos 2 say my clock is wrong? its all according 2 your perception of time i simply run 5 minutes slower then others!

the brand name of my computer is sony vaio

Computers don't have names people do.

I am at work right now.

"At work", means actually working, and we all know you're just faking it.



"If it don't fit, don't force it."

B.S.

....a 5 pound sledge will fix anything


coffee sure is good in the morning

Coffee smells good in the morning, but coffee actually contains a number of addicting chemicals that harm your brain synapses and, in the long run, cause your sexual response to fail.

Cats are superior to dogs because they never show remorse, while a dog will grovel for no apparent reason.

Wrong. Cats rub up on anything. How do you know when they are being affectionate. Dogs are truly loyal.

Telephones can help reunite you with old friends.

Wrong. Telephones make it difficult to cut all ties with old friends.

The grass is greener on the other side.

Nope. Concrete and swimming pools.

Sleep is good.

wrong...sleep is not good if you're driving a motorcycle...


rock and roll will never die...

it already did, no new music is like classic rock anymore...

pink floyd is awesome

Wrong...I'd say their Dark Side of the Moon album, having spent over 25 years on Billboards top 200, is awesome.


Cheese is not just for rats.

Everybody that eats cheese has a little rat in them


The wall in my office has a hole in it

wrong, the hole in your office has a wall around it...


melissa etheridge is gay...

She does not look very happy to me!


The hole in your head is surrounded by bone

Not so fast, compadre...there are SEVEN holes, and they all seem
to be surrounded by mostly skin, zits, hair, nasal nuggets, wax,
cold sores, and other unmentionables.


There was a lunar eclipse last night.

wrong mrsandman.....poured rain here,didn't see jack shit.

i've never seen jack shit.

Look in the mirror


I have a stuffed panda bear in my office

Wrong. Your office is actually your cupboard, and the stuffed panda bear is actually a really fat sewer rat.

<b>XenuHubbard</b> you are wrong.
<b>Wingnut</b> is wrong as well. It is not a stuffed panda in your office (I hope) it is actually a piece, or several pieces, of material that is sewn together that resembles a panda.

my statement:
<b>XenuHubbard</b> was not following the rules of this thread as he did not post a statement of his/her own.

XenuHubbard can do what the hell he wants. after all, he's named after the leader of the Scientologists!

This sentence is wrong.

(if you say the sentence is wrong too, you are agreeing with me. if you say the sentence is right in saying that it's wrong, then the sentence isn't wrong, and therefore the sentence is wrong. Moreover, you wouldn't be saying 'YOU ARE WRONG." Hah!)

WRONG, That sentence is a sentence, Its not a WRONG. (Weather Reporting Office of the National Government )

I forgot to post my statement so I had to edit

Wrong. You had no immediate idea what statement you could use, so you created an event worth stating.

You can't spell "alphabet" without the alphabet.

Wrong. I believe what you should have specified the "English" alphabet. I can certainly spell the word "alphabet" without the hebrew alphabet.

This post took me 2minutes and 38seconds and 78hundredths of seconds to write.

ANCHANCHANCHANCHHHHHH...this post took you 2 minutes thirty-eight and 78/100s of a second to ENTER...


dogs have four legs and a tail...

The Austrailian shepherd can be born without a tail

I imagine that I am a figment of my own imagination

WRONG: What you are is a fan boy obsessed with the Matrix and you use this as masterbation material.


The average cube dweller spends more time on the internet posting on TFP than working

<b>GSRIDER</b>, wrong. The "Average" cube dweller does not know much more about the internet than what is presented to them by AOL. There are so many cube dwellers that if the average one was spending his time posting here there would be no bandwidth left for the rest of us.


The IP for www.tfproject.org is 193.64.21.130

INCORRECTAMONDO...it is the 16th letter of the Greek alphabet AND is 3.14159, (and don't make fun of my dyslexia.)


The Sun hot.

Wrong! The Sun is average looking; Alpha Centauri is hot!


One of my speakers is non-functional.

Wrong. The sun is hot. The Sun hot makes no sense.

The TFP is one of the best, if not the best, boards on the net.

EDIT: Beat.

vermin, wrong...one of your speakers IS functional...

l_o_c, wrong...TFP is the ONLY best board on the net...


colorado springs' altitude is higher than denver's...

wrong. flyman is higher.

flyman likes his buds full of crystals.

Wrong! Flyman likes his buds half full of crystals (he's an optimist).


Traci Lords would be cuter without the makeup

Wrong! Traci Lords would cuter with a new face.

The Police are coming for you!

Wrong: as long as i am dressed in clean clothes and my house is clean the cops will never come.... that is a proven fact... just watch COPS.


Righty tighty, lefty loosy

Gusss you haven't played BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!!!!*


Bones is old skool.









*You have to be high for it to be the best game ever... but when you are, believe me. It wins over everything.

Nay...I would say Amoeba are old school.



Grocho Marx had a rapier wit.

since wit is a symbolic concept and not a concrete object, it is silly to compare it to a sword.

sonic booms are loud

it depends on your stereo and how loud you set it :]]]

I am horny =)

by now im sure you have masturbated and are no longer horney

its a gorgeous day outside

Yeah, well maybe it is where you are, but not everywhere.

Baseball can't be played in the rain.

Its raining, but I am watching a baseball game on tv.


The moon revolves around the earth.

Wrong! The moon is a bare ass sticking out of a window in the sky.


Mars is the red planet

you are SOOO WRONG...mars is a candy bar...


bridget bardot was a sex symbol...

Wrong...blah blah something about women not being able to be symbols blah blah....:D

It will be 12:00 A.M. tomorrow.

Wrong!! Tomorrow never comes!

Man was ment to fly!

RIGHT!...That's why we got feathers instead of hair.




Sometimes body odor smells like chicken soup.

No - That would be chicken shit!


The sun is our closest star

The sun is not ours. It's just close to us.

The freemasons invented the skateboard, but kept it a secret.

No, that is just a conspiracy theory


The first man on the moon was Neil Armstrong

No, he was second. The guy with the camera was first.

Fighting with Ghurkas is a bad idea.

Not if you have a bazooka


There is oner 6 billion people alive in the world today

wrong...most of them are dead, just don't know it...


yogi berra "beat" the duck in an AFLAC commercial...(yes, the one in the barber shop...come on, prove me wrong!)

sorry there uncle phil my friend,but that was his chicken he was beatin'.........fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap.....

uncle phil lives upstate.

Nah - He lives in America


My wife is very sexy

your 'wife' is the hairy palm of your callused hand.

No one can eat just one.

Wrong! You'll stop after the first if the first one makes you puke and puke 'till pieces of your stomach lining start coming out.



Gravy is made from roast waste.

sorry vermin......pork chop waste over here......yummmy

mashed is the best way to do potatoes

Wrong, the best way to do potatoes is to first let them cool down, make sure the centers are ready to burst and butter up your cock. Wrap the outside of the potatoe in duct tape leaving a whole in the center. Apply firm pressure with your penis until you break the skin (or as we potatoe fiends call "the cherry") then waa laa, you're doing potatoes.

Theres Two scoops of raisins in everybox

I was looking in my wife's box this morning and there were no raisins at all!

You can not eat just one potato chip.

WRONG i just ate one.... and stopped

FIRE BAD!!!!

nonononono...HEAT bad, fire good...


oh, ok, fire good...

WRONG....fire good light many thing with fire.fire keep you warm.fire good

cold beer is better than warm beer

damn got me again phil

fire bad.burn many thing with fire.fire bad

cold beer is better than warm beer

Classic!

Actually, a warm beer is better than a cold beer. You see, nothing is better than a cold beer. Yet, a warm beer is better than nothing.

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Everything we take in with our senses is actually an illusion forced upon us by a greater evil.

Everything that our senses are exposed to, is a result of the miracle of the world around us...behold!



Pajamas are comfortable.

they are fuckin annoying...sleep nude

alchohal and fire is an accident waiting to happen

Wrong : every public service announcement will assure you that Alchohal and your automobile are an accident waiting to happen.


Macitosh RULES!!!!!!!

Although Macs are the best, it is Microsoft who has been making the rules.

Women cannot pee standing up and aim at the same time.

standing in the middle of a lake,who needs to aim.

i am a logged in user

Wrong! you are used as a logger.

Women like sex as much as men, they just don't admit it.

Wrong, women like sex more than men do!!!!


Life is precious

WRONG!!! If it were, I'd be a Billionaire by now!!!!


Only Geeks like D&D.

(for my part, even if its only us Geeks, oh well :D)

no....you are mistaken...after taxes, definately a millionare; but not.......i repeat not a billionare.

i am not a geek. i am exceptionally nerdy.

some is good, more is better, too much is just enough.

Nah - Not if you are at he bottom of the ocean with no oxygen - Way too much water - Not good at all


The moon is not made of cheese

WRONG!!! Think about it man... The moon is made of cheese, and asteroids are constantly cutting it... When you cut the cheese and then you get even more asteroids moving at a high velocity, they are bount to set fire to the gas. Hence is the reason why we can see the moon at night!! :D



"He Who Smelt It, Dealt It."

Not if the man who dealt it has no nose


Bush is actually natural dental floss

el wrongamundo...natural dental floss doesn't get stuck in your teeth...


my wife's cat has 6 toes on two of it's paws...

Wrong - Your cat only has one paw - My bullterrier ate the other three two seconds ago.


oxygen is needed to sustain human life

Wrong, using the word sustain implies that human life can just appear and then oxygen would only continue to keep it going. Consider replacing sustain with support.

The universe is expanding.

Wrong! The Universe reached an equilibrium point yesterday at 4:20 pm. From here on out, it's all about the collapsing.



Tree + gravity + windstorm = smooshed house