= stone cold sober

= totally unsuited for dealing with quotidian life.

= happy as a clam

= dion and the belmonts...

= The intersection of doo wap and Rock & roll

= somewhere in the mid-brain

= the active locus of Stiltzkin's mind control beanie.

= rumpled rapunzel...

= 10 meters of bed head

= higher than I can climb out of

= an empty pool under the diving board...

= an invitation to a broken head

= ordering an "umbrella drink" at a biker bar...

= searching for a savior

= carrying coal to newcastle...

= Correctly predicting a miners' strike.

/ Noted colonial merchant and moron Timothy Dexter shipped coal to Newcastle at one point, the ships arriving during a strike at the mine. He made a bundle, entirely by accident.

= fire in the hole...

= Natural Redhead

= my older son and his great-grandmother.

= Start of the pitch for an intergenerational buddy movie.

= "She was my best friend."

= I'd like you to meet my F-150, Loretta.

= even my pick-'em-up truck has a girl's name...

= It's hard being the only lesbian in a small town in Alabama.

= there's a trannie in a small town in alabama...

= Four speed, manual, from an old Ford up on blocks.

= good to go

= ramped up...

= Dallas TX transportation infrastructure.

/ Dallas has some of the most astounding, interesting, and, nearly beautiful highway ramps I have ever seen. Big, soaring things. Really fun to drive through.

= the illusion of flying

= the single best blowjob I've ever had the privilege to receive

= oh dear, that brings back a fond memory/mammary...

= Oh where are the jubblies of yesteryear?

= look a little lower

= on the floor, baby...

= Where should we fuck now that we broke the bed?

= Athletics need substantial constructs

= Reinforced Jockstrap.

= well-placed priorities

= i'm # 1...