= Willard?

= ben...

= gentle

= Baby take your teeth out.

= admission of innocents

= 20% off at the matinee!

= coupon that came in the mail

= Buy one bukkakke video, get a second for half off.

= you must have read that wrong

= "when i said Minivan,i meant.......two in the front and five in the rear."

= I TOLD you I had an appetite!

= only so much hunger to go around

= eat me like an oreo cookie

= lick the cream first

= The Duke of Wellington's recipe for victory.

/ Explanation: Wellington favored an all out attack at the enemy's strongest point, reasoning if that were defeated the rest of the force could be defeated easily or would melt away. More often than not it worked.

= sounds like a plan to fail, but apparently works

= mr. clinton's presidency...

= what were you looking at?

= I did not have sex with that woman

= your loss

= another man's gain

= 10 lbs. on the california plan...

= that's a lot of dope

= is it too much of a good thing?

= interesting

= very...

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/e...ie-johnson.jpg

= Jerry likes the herb

= yes, I do

= famous last words...

= never come back to haunt you

= that's what I thought until "the incident"

= then I knew what "too excited" could be

= premature ejaculation...

= laughing before the joke is over

= you shake it more than twice,you're playing with yourself

= I don't care if you shake it out. I don't care if you wring it out. I don't care if you beat it against the side of the stall. There's Always three drops left.

=no kidding

= would I lie to you?

= i won't cum in your mouth and your cheque is in the mail.......

= I'm from the government and I'm here to help.