Tonight on spike TV=plenty of commercials to go get beer.

= plenty off beer in the fridge is a good thing then!!!!

plenty of beer in the fridge is a good thing then!!!!

=

the great gospel according to Fly...

= ....smoke 'em if you got 'em.....

smoke 'em if you got 'em = and dont if you aint

= you can't so you don't.

you can't so you don't = wear pantyhose

wear pantyhose = only when im knocking over a bank

eep?...defer to someone smarter than aman.

(I know, I know...that won't require much!)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by unoaman
eep?...defer to someone smarter than aman.

(I know, I know...that won't require much!) [/QUOTE

???

Well crap, this page has gotten out of sync. I saw the thesupermikey's "eep...", and thought hell, I can't do anything with that one...

Only when I'm knocking over a bank = l Do I let uncle phil drive the car

l Do I let uncle phil drive the car = you need insurance

you need insurence = you will have an accident today

you will have an accident today = so thats why there is blood gushing out of my leg

so that's why there is blood gushing out of my leg = damn lawn mower

damn lawn mower = damn lawn

damn lawn = waterlogged

waterlogged = premenstrual bloating

premenstrual bloating = a bullshit reason to be rude to me

= glad i got a dick

glad i got a dick = what pat used to say

what pat used to say = mine's bigger than yours

mines bigger than yours = you must be talkin about your nose

you must be talkin about your nose = a really poor witty comeback

a really poor witty comeback = ok, show us YOUR stuff

ok, show us YOUR stuff = OK, but i've only got about an quarter left.

OK, but i've only got about a quarter left = that'll be twenty-five cents, please

that'll be twenty-five cents, please = DOWN WITH THE DOLLAR BILL!

DOWN WITH THE DOLLAR BILL! = up with the "loony?"

up with the "loony?" = Uncle Phil has a new name for his Pepperoni

Uncle Phil has a new name for his Pepperoni = none on my pizza please

none on my pizza please = corn niblets

corn niblets = not as good as pork jiblists

not as good as pork jiblists = better written on a small boat's mast

= don't fuck with me,for i have shaved my head

don't fuck with me, for i have shaved my head = overheard on crystal gale's tour bus

overheard on crystal gale's tour bus = don't it make your brown eyes blue

don't it make your brown eyes blue = what is stain

what is stain = the spot on monica lewinsky's blue dress

What is stain = what is on your pants