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Drinking Experiment.
Okay. I know there's a "post here if you're drunk" thread, but I didn't want to flood it with my little experiment. I'm going to see just How bad my typing and skills of reason get when I drink.
SO. I have prepared a bottle of Vodka, and a small questionnaire.. thingy. I also set up a time on my computer to Ding every 13 minutes. When it dings, I will bring up one of the already prepared Thread Posts windows (Since I might have difficulty remembering and typing what I choose) and answer them I don't know if this will be a success or a horrible failure.. but I will try. Anyway, I'll answer the first sober. Time: 12:45 Shots: 0 How are you feeling? I feel fine. And am Excited to participate in this experiment of my own making. How difficult is it to type? It's very easy, actually. What's on your mind right now? The fact that I should stop cracking my neck so much. Anything else? Godspeed, Spinach. |
Are you gonna give yourself a prize if you win?
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If the prize is throwing up on my bed and then falling asleep in it..
I hope not. Also, I changed the time of post to 20 minutes. I think that's better.. or I'll just post when I feel like it... |
this should be good.....
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Time: 1:01
Shots: 2 How are you feeling? Hasn't hit me quite yet. Feeling a little buzz, nothing to serious though How difficult is it to type? Still quite easy What's on your mind right now? My stomach hurts from a piece of pie I ate earlier. I hope the Pie doesn't turn up for a guest apperance. Anything else? I like Bjork. |
Time: 1:15
Shots: 3 How are you feeling? I'm feeling it now. Slipping into happy mode How difficult is it to type? Pretty easy, I'm suprised. I thought my typing skills flew out the window after one shot What's on your mind right now? This Grape Vodka is the worst tasting Alchohol... EVER. I'm going through pain for you guys. Anything else? Bjork is still awesome. I'd do her. |
Needs more cowbell.
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Time: 1:26
Shots: 3 or 4 How are you feeling? Ugh. This Grape VODKA. Deserves to DIE and never come back. Ever I hate it How difficult is it to type? A little. I kept messing up in #tfp and stuff. Whatever What's on your mind right now? Grape Vodka.. and it's evil. Anything else? Tim Curry used to be hot. Now he's oldd and fat. |
how many fingers am I holding up? :D
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Time: 1:37
Shots: I don't know How are you feeling? Extremly great and sd sick How difficult is it to type? Yes. Yess it is. What's on your mind right now? Boobs Anything else? I want to do Bjork.\ like sombodies buisness |
Time: 1:46
Shots: 5 or something How are you feeling? Irojn Madian freaks me THE HELL OUT when I'mm drunk How difficult is it to type? I think oso What's on your mind right now? Limpy Bisuit can SUCK IT Anything else? I dont't like college thatt much. |
Wanna get high?
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I wass high earlier today actually./ So this is a vryr lovely eveningh for me. Lovelies
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It's only gonna get better. :lol:
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Time: 1"54
Shots: 6 er 77 I think How are you feeling? My throat hurt but everything else is pspiffy How difficult is it to type? easy and yett hard at the emsame time What's on your mind right now? Asians Anything else? the Marx brothers. I want to watchc Duck Soup |
What is the speed of dark?
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[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> Holfd on. I'm gonna swtih t o Tfp Script igf I can
[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> I DID IT [1:54] Spinach_Indeed> Whcih means I ROCVK [1:54] Spinach_Indeed> I ROCVK SO HARD [1:55] Spinach_Indeed> stop pretending likee your stupid by adding.. stupif from TFP chat - I think this answers all of our questions |
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Time: 2
Shots: ? How are you feeling?I got movin on my mind How difficult is it to type? Very difult. I am trying my diggidy darndest What's on your mind right now? I would fuck Jack White... and Jacck Black Anything else? I need something leiks someong else |
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too late already high it doesn't affect typing |
Man, I *wish* I was that drunk...
Damn hangovers. |
Time: 2 and 8
Shots: ou know How are you feeling? Man. Onlyu 8 nminutes after the last post How difficult is it to type? the same, BIOTCH What's on your mind right now? Stilll on Grape Vodka. I hate it Anything else? I have to peee. And I will go pee! And it will be the most awesome thing ever in the history of evetyhing. |
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this would be a good thing for you bud. enjoy the ride anyways..........:D P.S.(i'll join ya' cchris!!!) |
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Time: 2:21
Shots: 8! I reamebeed!@ How are you feeling? Okayt, for show, I am not correcting my typos. Becusa I'm that cool How difficult is it to type? Weezer What's on your mind right now? The same. Anything else? There's this online girl nameed becky. She's treally nice to me. I love her lik a sister. FUCk. I don't want to throw up. Boo-hoo. |
Shes a top root too.
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Time: 2:38
Shots: 7..8? How are you feeling? Sittl feling pretty waseted. BUT. I don't want to drink anymore because throwig up is BAD. BAD BAD BAD How difficult is it to type? It'ds easier What's on your mind right now? Regre? Anything else? Music rocks |
Lasyt post. I'm going to sleep, fucker.
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regre?
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It's 1:06 here I will start drinking now :) I'll try to post again in a few hours or get on IRC.
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Okay. I didn't go to sleep. But I've come to a revalation. There is no god. We are are own God. We create and we destroy. I don't care if I'm a little dizzy, It's the fucking truth. What fucking God would leave all of us like this? Fuck God. If he does exist, Fuck him in his God Damn Ass. He's shit. I'm my own God.
Life is to damn complicated. None of us will ever know everything. How can we live without every piece of the puzzle? We can't. So we have to settle for creating false gods in our images. It's what he choose, so why should we deny the almighty God the pleasure of watching us coming ttoo this conclusion? The only thing that keeps me from killing myself anymore is the the fact that if there is a God, I don't want to give him the satisfaction. Fucker. |
Instant gratfication owns you.
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Spinach_Indeed - you are my hero.
Thank you for taking one for the team. I now know to never drink more than 3 or 4 shots when there is a working keyboard in the vincinity. :D |
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You have inspired me.. some day I'll do this. Of course... We'll have to wait till my birthday when I'm legally 21 so my parents don't give me shit... but I think I'll have to. I'll especially make sure I'm in IRC the whole time. :) 21 on May 11th.. so we have a ways to wait... |
Thank you everybody, thank you for praise of my experiment. It was tough, but I kept it in there for YOU guys. I deem it a complete success except for the part in between drunk and getting sober where I came back in here for philosophical banter... man. I always do that. Just as I'm getting sober, I'll start spewing something about the government or about how Jesus was a steel driving man or something... Just discard it.
Have we learned anything from this little experiment? If we have, It's that flavored alcohol is rarely a good thing, and if you're going to drink, don't smoke.. because you're only going to end up burning yourself...several times. Feel free to use this thread for your own alcohol related experiments, whatever they may be. Godspeed, fellow booze scientists. |
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Good job man. You rock. :thumbsup: |
good job the best thread i've seen in awhile
someone should try and see how many joints it takes before it affects typing. Flyman I know you're up for that |
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bowls would be more appropriate but why go at it half assed we could take bets on how many joints they would get through.
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I LOVE THIS THREAD!
...and I agree with Bones. Answering "Weezer" to "How difficult is it to type?" had me laughing out loud. |
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And it has to be good weed... why would someone smoke any less? |
hehe.............if you guys only knew.........hehe..
*said with eyes glazed over* |
It is time for.. The Drinking Expirement 2.0
In exactly 15 minutes, I will begin drinking. I'm going to add some diffrent questions, and you can also see my drunkness. I will be on Yahoo webcam on the ID "spinach_is_drunk". So, if you happen to have Yahoo Messanger, you can watch me laughing and/or throwing up. I'm posting to ask for suggestions of things that would make this even more awesome. Give me all you got. Ah. And no Grape Vodka this time. |
Can you wear a wacky costume? That would be interesting
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Wacky costume.. Hmm.. Wow. I don't know if I have one. I'll go search though
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Okay. Here we go.
Time: 12:51 Shots: 0 How 'ya feelin? Dandy and Awesome. If you could have sex with one person right now, who would it be? Even though it's a cop-out. I'd genuinly like to bone my girlfriend at this moment. I miss her What do you think of the music that is playing right now? It's Shonen Knife's "Cookie Day" It's childish. Confess a Secret. I chew on my fingernails when horny. Anything else. Godspeed, Spinach. |
Slam it! Yeah I love rum. Yo Ho HO
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Time: 1:06
Shots: 3 How 'ya feelin? 'Okay. A lil buzzed If you could have sex with one person right now, who would it be? This girl I know, named Cassie. I love her thighs What do you think of the music that is playing right now? It's "You Spin me Round" It's so 80s Confess a Secret. I like the 80s Anything else? I want to learn how to play the Harmonica |
Time: 6
Shots: 1:20 How 'ya feelin? Veryyy fucking awesome. Buit the alchohol seems to be delayed a bit. I thought I would at least be a little drunk by now... If you could have sex with one person right now, who would it be? KWSN What do you think of the music that is playing right now? It's Cake. They're really cryptic and Urban Confess a Secret. My balls itch right now Anything else? I hope it rains tonight. I love me some rainn |
Time: 1:30
Shots: 9 How 'ya feelin? Super faboulous, but still frigteningly not shit faced. I am frightened, If you could have sex with one person right now, who would it be? I dunno. Cassie and little_limey double team What do you think of the music that is playing right now? The Strokes. Even though they recycle their rifts. They's still cool Confess a Secret. I have a a medical condition in my right leg about my circulatiuon. I don't want to tpye anymore Anything else? I just want to be your ffrfrrrieendd |
Is anyone else watching this? This guy really slams down his Rum fast...
Kinda reminds me of me a little. |
I still love this thread! Huzzah! It's just not the same without the grape vodka, though.
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Time: 1:38
Shots: 11-ish How 'ya feelin? Herees is comes, MOTHER FUCKERS If you could have sex with one person right now, who would it be? Fuck. I'll fuck anyonnen right now. Boy or Girls BABY What do you think of the music that is playing right now? I WANNA BE YOUR R JOEY RAOMEN Confess a Secret. I'm not afraid of Rock and Roll (Ediotrs note: I edited the last sentance) Anything else? YEA YEA YEA I WANNA BE YOUUR JOEY RAOMOINE!! |
Time: 1:55
Shots: 15 How 'ya feelin? I'm out opf booze! i didn't havbe much to begin with. I got alchcol poising at 18 so I should stop anywyaa If you could have sex with one person right now, who would it be? Christin Alugira What do you think of the music that is playing right now? DON'T PUT MRABLS IN YOU NOSE DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE DO NOT PUT HTE M IN YOU Confess a Secret. Candy cane girl, don't you know your name girl. Christmas once a year girl 100 and 64 tears girls Seriously. I'd fuck any girl with good thighs. I like thibhthrtt Anything else? I'm out of slhcochol. I'm SO FUICKIJNG SAD |
god i love you robin!
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Time: 2:08
Shots: 16 nmothw How 'ya feelin? I'm out of alchool! If you could have sex with one person right now, who would it be? Everybody as satted befofre What do you think of the music that is playing right now? FINAL FANTASY Confess a Secret. I ike goats. THERE. You know iyt. I like goats. What are you going toopo do abotut it? MOTHER FUCKERS. Try and do something. I dareew you. I fuciking dare you. bvitches Anything else. |
spinach_is_drunk: WHAT DO YOU NEED AN EXTIEMATOR FOR!?
spinach_is_drunk: Parro keet soup just as proof that he is certainly drunk. |
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Spinach_Indeed: I'm currently playing:[Disney - Chim Chim Cher-ee (Mary Poppin] Stats:[1:51/2:47] Quality:[96kbps 44kHz] - [WaCC v1.0] Spinach_Indeed: I'm currently playing:[Disney - Chim Chim Cher-ee (Mary Poppin] Stats:[1:52/2:47] Quality:[96kbps 44kHz] - [WaCC v1.0] Spinach_Indeed: DAmit Spinach_Indeed: Sorry |
I lvoe you,. But hate you. Wich bings to mind hwmuch I hat you. Inm a litle room. A ittile locked room.
Hes filled under cockl suckere in my little balckc booke. CAN COUGH N ME |
MORATLA KOMBAT
QUUAANNN |
i would like to myself take a continuation of this thread by adding my own experience. sadly though, i shall not be starting from the begining, but rather continuing on from shot number 6. as you may be able to tell from the sophistication of this post....i am feeling a little buzzed, but doctor james (me) is having fun typing right now.
Time: 12:52 Shots: 6 How 'ya feelin? having fun If you could have sex with one person right now, who would it be? damn, their are so many....but probably this girl nicole. damn she's fine, and perfect personality wise What do you think of the music that is playing right now? deftones kicks ass. Confess a Secret. haha, not quite there yet....and concidering the amount of vodka i have left, you probably wont be getting anything out of me tonight. |
Time: 1:02
Shots: 8...right after i posted number 6, i took number 7. didnt feel any different. How 'ya feelin? almost the same...but i'm storting not to care baout spelling and shit If you could have sex with one person right now, who would it be? oh yeah...its still the same. i've got this one thread going on over here that has to do with her. i just want her more hnow http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=44261 What do you think of the music that is playing right now? god damn phillip glass sounds like the shit when you drinking. this "einstein on the beach" kicks ass Confess a Secret. haha, yeah right fucker.s |
I think its time you took another shot...
take 2 while your at it :D |
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