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What on earth would compell a man to think that it is fun to wank with a sock on his head while fantasising about Lumbergh* fucking his mother while she knits socks?
*I don't know who Lumbergh is so hopefully I'm not offending anyone here, my apologies if so |
What are you talking about?
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You don't know, do you?
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How do I make sense of this?
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how does anyone make sense of a wanking sock?
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Wouldn't you prefer a nice Filet Mignon & Lobster?
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Doesn't lobster sound really good right now? Got $30?
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HOLY DIVER!!!! How long have you been gone in the midnight sea?!?!?!?
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Lumbergh is from Office Space, haven't you seen it?
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Lumbergh? Is that a kind of cheese?
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omg who cut the cheese?
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wouldnt you like to know?
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Did bernadette cut some cheese?
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doesn't paddyjoe know that women do not cut cheese?
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is that true?
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If you're asking yourself where that smell came from, ever notice that your mouth is right under your nose?
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is this really entertaining still?
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Don't you think women cutting cheese is entertainment?
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Do you agree with the idea that farts are like snowflakes...
each one unique and different unto itself? |
or are they like assholes, which are stinky and possessed by everyone?
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You're probably right, but what if someone never farted?
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Then they would blow up due to all that gas, wouldn't they?
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All that methane can't be good for you, right?
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so lemme get this right... entertaining women are a real gas?
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Or is it "Jumping Jack Flash, is a gas, gas, gas?"
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wasn't he born in a crossfire hurricane?
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Do you think the toothless, bearded hag that raised him had gas?
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Have you ever eaten a Denver Omelette?
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Is that what gave bernadette gas?
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Will this thread ever end?
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What is the definition of End?
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Is It Alllllll Riiiiiiiight Now?
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what'chew mean?
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yeah what did you mean by that?
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hey, why does chicken of the sea taste like tuna?
http://soulcism.net/forums/images/smilies/jessica.gif |
Is that the brand with the mermaid?
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Well, that depends, what's your definition of "mermaid"?
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illesturban, are you really Jessica Simpson?
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Who really cares?
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why his paddyjoe trying to pass off, err blame his gas on me?!
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