[QUOTE]Originally posted by bernadette
[B] <small>not sure i've personally ever experienced a <i><b>violet</b></i> sunday morning, but it's not to say that iamtheone hasnt.</small>

...zero in the quality of life scale.


as we walk through the valley of the shadow of death..

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you

A holy roller is.....

outside the realm of normally accepted religious practice.

Practice is...

Both our legs will go wobbly.

Crawling over hot coals...

Damn! Skrued up again!

(crawling over hot coals) Dumb! Stupid! and Painful.

Even running over hot coals is...

...fiery beyond belief.


great firepower is...

...handy at times.

Interestingly enough...

... jerking off is too.

a kaleidoscope is ...

...looking at you and, man, do you look funny.


marsupials are...

... not far up your bloodline.

Overlords are ...

Powerful dudes.

Questioning a powerful dude is...

rong

slavery is.....

To a fair wage much like

Usary is ...

...virtually almost usury.


wages are...

Xerox's greatest source of revenue reduction.

Yuccas are...

zealous plantlife that you can not kill

A is for apple as B is for .....

bats in the belfry, buddy... yeah, buttloads of bats in the belfry.
banana cakes may apply as well.

california is....

...definitely going to fall in the pacific someday.


earthquakes are...

... a force of nature.

Geronimo is/was ...

aw contrare, dear uncle phil. california is actually rising up from the ocean. :)


...high on his horse.

Getting yer pubes caught in yer zipper is...

Is just the pits.

Jagged chunks of pubes is...

...knocking a hole in your bvds.


licorice sticks are...

mmmmmmmmmmm............

nibs are......


(sorry....nibs might be a canadian thing)

out of this world! (i have no idea what nibs are, eh?)

p is for pussy is....

Quite Tasty.

Refried Beans are...

side dishes at Mexican joint's

tea bagging is also know as.....

...up the creek, so to speak.


volunteering to go tea-bagging is...

wicked, wicked I tell you!!!

Xylophone music is...

yanking my nuts out thru my throat.

Zebra dong is...

Super cool!

being able to play the Xylophone is..

absolutely assanine

Big Bobby's Baseball Bat and Balls is

...cool.


deadeye dick is...

... evidently a book by the fellow who wrote Slaughterhouse 5.

Four wheeling through a spilled tanker truck load of lime jello in a modified Toyota Celica is...

going to be the next stunt on Fear Factor.

Hysteria is...

idiots screaming loudly

jerking off to janis joplin is.....

...iamtheone's latest obsession. :lol:

tap dancing on the bar counter is...

"K - L" ?

tap dancing is..

Macho!

Not!!!

...over my dead body!


penile enhancement is...

quite the fad these days.

Richard Simmons is...

ack! omg oops i did it again...

who is worse about fucking this game up? me or you, LD? :lol: ^5


truly something else! on the otherhand...

Uncle Phil is...