Are we going to get spanked if we don't use the *'s?

Jadzia- I can barely make them out. I think you are a tease.....who wouldn't miss them?

KWSN-Better watch out. A spanking will be in order.

Would you appreciate a man who is "gifted"?
With his hands that is...

Any tongue is a bonus.;)

rogue-I think any woman would. Who doesn't like a man who knows how to use his hands....and tounge.

You said pressure was a turn on. Physical or psychological pressure?

Physical.

A good masseur is hard to find:)

Being that I am a newbie to the board but let me be so bold as to ask where you stand on the girl on girl issue?

I love girls:) Yummy;)

OK if you read my sig, can you guess who I was on the old board, and also, what do you think of guys with long hair and tattoos?

although content with my marriage I am wanting a steady girlfriend both for my self and to share but am having a hard time finding the right person any suggestions?

Gutter- I have been trying to figure out who you are!! I don't know yet though.
If you only knew what a weakness I have for long hair and tats.

Shadow-What does your sig. other think of this? That is the most importent question. Tell me that and I will answer your other question.

We are both Bi and have been in the swingers lifestyle for over 5yrs so its not an issue at home he agrees that I do need a girlfriend but may be a bit to picky

OHHHHH you are a girl!!!! Well in that case....PM me.....lets talk:)

Is that a good thing or a bad thing :)

WONDERFUL thing....we need some more women here.:);):)

So ya like the long hair and tats eh? Nice, cuz I got both...if I can find a way to post some pics in the exibhition forum Iwill, but I don't have a webcam or scanner or any of that....I'll give you a huge hint about my former board name: Hint#2...mexican tequila

Nikki, Do you feel guilty that 46% of your post count is from this thread???

(Just messing with ya ... )

My real question: Can I have a kiss???

OK nikki, here ya go.

One of the things that really gets me going, is when a woman is giving me head, she sucks my balls into her mouth, why dont women do that? I kep it shaven and clean, so whats the problem? Do women just not realize that this is such a hot thing?

*Nikki* - How do you know that another woman is flirting with you...

Gutter- I am still running on empty. Help me out here!!!

asdf-That's funny because you have more posts then I do. :)
I wouldn't want to kiss you, because then you would be hooked.

Gebb-I guess maybe a lot of women are afraid of hurting you?? I don't know....maybe they are just clueless about that being such a big turn on. You should probably give them a hint or two next time that happens.:)

Atropos4-It is hard to tell. Women are generally more affectionate then men. They can come across as being flirty when they are really just being friendly. I find that if a girl makes a lot of eye contact with me, touches me, compliments me, or asks me out for a drink, her intetentions might be more then just friendly. The SURE WAY to know it to go to a lesbian bar!:);)

Bones-Look me in the eyes and tell me he is in love with me. Of course this would only work if I was in love with him too.

Nikki do you like to taste yourself on a guys lips?

So what won't you do in bed?

reconmike- there is nothing better!:)

sixate- a midget, a animal, anything with feces or urine

How many silly questions do you think Jadz is going to ask?

spec-So far she has only been in here one time. I am beginning to think that she doesn't love me anymore.;)

Good answer. So uh, when are you coming to Ohio? :D

OK *Nikki*....another hint....I probably didn't converse with you too much, but I'm sure you replied to some of my threads....I had like 600 posts or so....also think outside of the english language. I can't give you any more than that!!! Sorry for involving you in my sinister game:Þ

*Nikki* how important is size?

Should I start asking silly questions to compensate then?

sixate-as soon as I see who I am coming to visit.

Gutter-WHY didn't you converse with me? I reply to almost everyones threads....so that doesn't help. Also I don't often look at how many posts people have. I think you are just going to have to break down and tell me. If you do, I will give you a reward:)

zmbabwe-Its not the size it's how you use it. I have been with average men and been more then satisfied.

spec-well some questions would be nice, they don't have to be silly.

do you prefer vibrators or men?

sbscout-Ha! Good question! Vibrators are wonderful and they get the job done, but I will always prefer a cock that is attached to a man.

spit or swallow?

sorry, but I can't think of anything racier...

sbscout-depends on who I am with and the type of relationship it is. I am not opposed to either.

Oh man...I don't know if I'm ready to reveal!!...Alright you talked me into it! Check the sig!

I have 2 dogs and 4 cats at the moment....

more or less than you?

*Nikki*~

"Can I ask You a question?"




Don't You hate it when people say that?

Can you explain to me your xxx version of you taking a shower and shaving! I love when you use those erotic terms too. The long wet version please..

what is your best fantasy involving more then 2 ppl?

Gutter-Damn I don't remember you!! You need to make yourself known this time around!:)

sbscout-more!

richee-you are the only one who has said that. and no, i don't hate it.

i8one2-Ok here goes. I am only telling this for you, since I know how importent shaving is to you.:)
First I would make sure the shower is nice and hot, with plenty of steam. Then I would slowly strip of my clothes and take down my long hair. I would then get in the shower and let the hot water run down my naked body. Closing my eyes I would let it wash all over me. I would take this awesome strawberry shaving cream I have and get a good lather going in my hands. Then I would take the cream and run it up and down my long legs. Grabbing the razor I would use smooth long strokes in an upwards motion. After I finish my legs I let the hot water wash over me once again. Then I get another lather going with the shaving cream and rub it all over my pussy. I would take my hand and rub the cream up and down between my legs. Once I was sure that I had plenty of cream I would start shaving. With short little strokes I would take off any and all hair. Pulling my outer lips apart I would carefully smooth my skin with the razor. Just doing this would turn me on. Rubbing some more shaving cream in I would run the razor over my lips and bikini line. Now feeling perfectly smooth I would use my hand.......oh wait.......I'm done shaving!!

::chuckles:: So I got a laugh out of that. Don't know about anyone else. I don't have a question. Sorry

Shadow-More then two people for me would probably mean an additional woman. I would love to have another woman to kiss and touch and help me please my man. Of course having more then one man is also appealing. That way I would be more then taken care of.

Frosstbyte-Glad I could entertain you:) Next time you need a question.

Why haven't you posted a comment about my dope computer case that I posted in the Computer Forum? :(

I have a big, painful bruise on my widdle thumb because of all my work, and you haven't even told me how cool it is yet. :(

Also, will you kiss my thumb?

whewww!
Can I breathe now?

BoCo-Sorry sweetie. You deserve ALL of my attention. I am going there NOW to view your case. I would kiss and suck on your thumb if that would make you feel better.

richee-slowly and deeply

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/...r_grey2_sm.jpg

That thing ring any bells? Ah whatever, I guess I didn't really expect you to remember anyway. OK I'm off to make a name for myself......Oh one more thing.... You said...I think you are just going to have to break down and tell me. If you do, I will give you a reward..... WELL?!!!!:D

Gutter-Yeah! I remember that avatar. Nice!!
What would you like as your reward??

not again!!
*richeee stops breathing*;)

Thanks for commenting on my computer. :D

How did you get to be so nice?

Ok, I'll make up for my last post and ask two questions. 1) Is that you in your avatar? 2) If it's not, are you willing to post a picture of you (even a normal one) as your avatar?

BoCo-I am not being nice, just honest. You did an awesome job. I was very impressed.:)

Frosstbyte-NO that is not me. I have already posted a pic of me in my avatar (version 3.0) and perhaps I will one day again when you all least expect it.

I can't choose my reward, that's to difficult...surprise me!

Wait, is this -THE- Nikki Nova?

*goes to that 'other' thread to give *Nikki* another hug*

*Nikki*Are you going to be in any new movies
Any time soon?

Gutter-let me think on it. I want to make sure you get something good:)

WhenMuffins-UM NO. I am not a nasty dirty pornstar. Gross.

bubba-Wrong thread.

*Nikki* what size shoe do you wear?

Nikki will you post the avatar you said was you before?

whats the most embarassing thing to have happen during sex?

How'd the weekend turn out?

How short are your shortest shorts?

Can I be your sugar daddy?

Would you hypothetically join my girlfriend and I in a threesome?

See TFP exhibition for photo.

My lady has already nixed any possibilty of this ever happening with anyone, for any reason, ever, but it'd be nice to know if it was ever even a possibilty.

Glad to see yea all and tfp is back

Re: Ask *Nikki*
 

Anything?

What is the largest object you have had inserted in an orofice?

having my parents walkin and ask to join

heres a question.. are you still answering questions? :> or is this thread long gone

classic question

if you were stranded on a dessert island who would you want to be stranded with and why?

Atropos4-Size 8.

Sun Tzu-You can never tell what I will do from moment to moment.

pazza-Can't say I have ever really had anything embaressing happen.

troit-Not good. I have been sick all weekend and didn't really leave the house.

BoCo-They barely cover my ass.

Go_AVS- You know we might be able to work something out there...

eyeronic-I will get back to you on that one!


spacecowboy-Glad to see you as well!

Mango- Why the hell would I want to do something like that?? Who wants to be streched out?

dule- I will be answering questions forever.

Atropos4-Brad Pitt. Do you need an explanation?:)

is it still possible for me to annoy you:D ;)

homer-Why would you want to annoy me?

I cant remember,

Sometimes honesty isn't the best policy...do you agree?

I just grew out a goatee, do I keep it, or go back to smooth shaven?

rogue-When you ask me the same question as I asked you, mine cancels yours out. Try again.

spec-Keep it!!

Will do. :)

I know you told me you didn't want me to ask these questions, but what do you think is the best fruit to use in play during sex?

spec- A banana? I don't know really, never have tried fruit. There are to many toys that are more interesting.

That wasn't quite what I meant. I meant more along the lines of strawberries with whip cream or something like that.

Which would embarrass you more: being on a date with a wannabee hip-hop dude who wore pants so baggy that he kept having to pull them up, a FUBU jacket, and a wifebeater, with a Raiders hat turned sideways; or a dude with pants so tight that they looked painted on, a giant belt buckle, boots with chromed tips, a cowboy hat and a string tie?

Also, why haven't I received a hug back yet? :(

*Nikki*~ after the infamous (that's: "More than Famous") "delete the post count" because of spamming, it seems like the TFP mood is somewhat somber.
Is it just my imagination?

Will the yellow rubber duck be ok?
How about the stuffed bear in bondage?

My tongue remains in cheek,
richeee

spec- Sorry. I didn't realize you were being romantic and not kinky. Yeah strawberries and whip cream are always nice. Then again so is just whip cream:). Who needs the strawberries?

BoCo-I would defiantely be more embarrassed my the later of the two. Hip-Hop attire is not the most attractive thing on everyone but I like it way more then skin tight. Then again I guess it would all matter who it was wearing it. Some guys would look good no matter what. Here is your hug ((((((((BOCO))))))))))). If you want anything more then that, we will have to talk later.:)

richeee-I don't think that is something you have to worry about.:)

Ashton-Actually California is becoming more and more appealing....there are quite a few people I wouldn't mind visiting there. :) You could still spoil me long-distance though:)

So, about the whole licking thing...

How 'bout it?

WK- I know some other girls around here who might let you lick them.

hehe :D He is such a hottie! He's my favorite hottie actor

Now you got me wondering

What other actors/actresses do you find intriguing or good looking?

WHO?

*Nikki*,

Did you work your PC muscles today? How many set do you do?

Atropos-Men-Billy Bob Thorton, Benicio Del Toro, Vin Diesel, Johnny Depp, Gary Sinese, Nicolas Cage and probably a lot more I can't think of right now. Now not all those guys can act, but I like how they look!!
Women-Angelina Jolie, Jamie Pressley(if you want to call her an actress), Ruth McGowan, Chalize Theron, Michelle Phiffer.

WK- wouldn't you like to know.

mr.mojo-I don't need to work them they are in excellent shape. now if I only had someone to test that out on.

Will you ask mammyhouse to let me get another tattoo?

Sure!!!! Why do you have to ask her though? Isn't it your body?
Ok here goes.....Mammyhouse can homer PLEASE get another tattoo?? He would look sooooooo good with it!!

nop didnt work all i get in reply is "Ahhh homer", can I kill her?

*Nikki*
No teasing... I'm at work.

How many women have you been with? and do you like to give or receive 'oral pleasure'

I had a ex who had great PC muscles, she was a former ballet dancer. Unbelievable muscle control… god I miss that vice like feeling. The term she uses was ‘milking’. So are you a ballet dancer or just work out alot?

Mr.Mojo-How many people I have been with is personal. Of course I like to give and receive oral pleasure, who doesn't??
I am very very far from a ballet dancer!! LOL Ahhh that was funny. I work out some, I wouldn't say it was a lot. Usually 2-3 week.

Just add it to the list of women who want to take my life:)

Sorry, I was just looking around for my reward. You havn't seen it have you??:)

Gutter- I need some help!!! What do you want? Within reason of course...

Does it piss you off that **Patriot** tried to outdo you with their username?

No way. No one can out do me. There is no use in even trying.