Is it in the Ladies Lounge?


Can I find my answers to my licking problem in there?

You better stay outta there if you know what is good for you.:)

*Nikki*~ what about whip cream without the cream?;)

California?!? What about "the other Washington"?
And how can we spoil You long-distantly?
:D

What's going on in there?
(maybe I'm afraid to know?...)

Do you promise I'll get a spanking if I leave out the *'s in your name?

and

You said you'd want to be stranded on an island with Brad Pitt. Would you rather have him him look like he did in Fight Club (if so, beginning or end of the movie), or like he did in in Interview Nith the Vampire

almost forgot

Edit: I fyou do decide to use yourself as your avatar, will you tell us?

Don't you find it rather pointless to put XXX Adults ONLY in the thread title when you have an avatar like that anyways? And these forums being full of sex everywhere...

k, real question. Do you prefer to dominate, or be dominated?

*Nikki* which voice in my head should i listen to? the one that is there and dominant 60% of the time... or should i listen to the one that is controlling my thoughts 40% of the time...

Oh how you flatter. I showed my girl your response. I was a little worried about her response, but she took it all in good humor. Cheers.

Okay, how 'bout a question...

What has the evolution of your favorite position been over the years?

Mine for instance started with a sort of missionary with girls ankles by her ears and has progressed through doggie to froggie to girl on top sitting up facing me.

Was ernest hemingway secretly gay?

So the licking thing is really off?


Are you sure?

Is that you in your avatar?

if you won the lottery today, would you go to work tomorrow?

richee-Whip without the cream?? Definately. You will just have to think of a way to spoil me long distance. Be creative!
The Ladies Lounge is off limits to to all you pervert men. It is the one clean wholesome place on this board:) Yeah right!

Mr.Self-Brad Pitt is so amazingly hot that I don't care how he looked. HOWEVER if I had my pick I would say how he looked in Fight Club or Legends Of The Fall. Of course there is something overwhelmingly sexy about a vampire, so, I would take that too.
Oh and anyone who leaves out the "*" in my name is in big trouble.

Kyp-There is nothing pointless to any move I make. Everything I do has a reason. I prefer to be dominated.

Jstrider-The evil one, whichever that is.

Eyeronic-That is interesting. I didn't realize there was an evolution of sexual postions. I guess I just switch from one to another without thinking that much into it. A favorite position is just a preferance. Having sex in just about any position is a turn on. Well except for one.

Boo-I wouldn't say that. He was just in touch with his fem side.

Wk-Try to lick me one more time, and I will send you right to BoCo.

NadAdam-THAT IS NOT ME IN MY AVATAR. I AM NOT A PORNSTAR FYI. Please do your homework!!!

sbscout-Hell no!! I would call all my friends, make them leave work, and go out and party!

holy christ.......this thread reads like a porno script don't you think?

like sbscout said about the lottery,would you call me to party too?

*damn that shavin' in the shower post is gonna be etched in my mind for awhile.*

flyman-I would definately call you. I would call a lot of other members here too. Hell if I won enough money I would even pay for all of you to fly out and party with me. I really can't think of a better way to celebrate.

Do you miss my rhetorical questions?

JD!!!!!!!!! I wondered where the hell you were. I MISS YA!!

I have a boo boo ....will you kiss it?

How do i change my screen name?! I just saw some else has a name like mine. I want to be my own person...

Also, name the place you want to have sex given the chance?

Atropos- You don't have to ask twice:)

Mr.Mojo-Ask Hal about the user name....
The place that I would like to have sex given the chance is Brad Pitt's bedroom. With him present. And participating.

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Deer are the only animals who can see the color yellow.

Could I lick BoCo than?


What would he do to me?

*Nikki*
What’s the craziest thing you or someone has said/shouted during the act of coitus?
It can be funny, sexy whatever was the most memorable.

WK- You know I am not 100% sure but I think he would pretty much beat your ass. Besides I am the only one who can lick him. So you gotta fight me first.

Mr.Mojo-I don't shout anything crazy. Maybe some moaning and dirty talking....that is about it. I am usually to caught up in the moment.

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

Spit or Swallow?

Are all guitar players hot?

Jadzia- I dont know because it is sour to begin with. That is one of those things that just is, with no reason.

qpid-I have already answered that. See previous questions.
Most guitar players are hot though.:)

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

How do you feel about breaking my heart... *tear*?


And you know I'm just joking around about the licking thing, right?


I would never lick someone that didn't want to be licked. And that found me to be fairly creepy and knome-like.

Jadzia-I saw this in 3.0 Wasn't the answer purple?

Wk-Do you have a heart to break?
Are you joking about the licking, or are you scared of BoCo?
I don't find you creepy or knome like. I don't think you know really at all what I think of you, or how I find you to be:)

Mold. I know from first hand experience.

Since I answered a question, I'll ask two.

1: You say that anyone who leaves out the *'s in your name will be in big trouble, but previously, you said the punishment would be spanking. Is there any way I can make sure the punishment is spanking and not something like .. a kick in the nuts?

2: Why do people like to hit my car when it's parked and defenseless? I finally got the fround-in paint off the door, and now the mirror has big gouges in it.

3: Can you track down these people and kill them for me?

4: How did two qeustions suddenly turn into four without me knowing why?

EDIT: I thought of another one

5: What's the best way to avoid razor-burn on sensitive skin?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

The "ULTIMATE" question (read the whole thread didn't see it, sorry if I missed it). How much do you weigh?

Also, maybe you should put "Not a porn star" in your sig or above your avatar. :D

do you shave "down there" or au natural?

which to do enjoy more: giving blowjobs or eating women out?

yay, first post!!! (and i got put the word blowjob in it!)

err... actually, second post. damn i'm forgetful. but it still blowjob! woot!

*Nikki*, don't you want to give me a big wet kiss for kicking your thread back to the first page?

why does it always feel so good? Every time.

Mr.Self D-Spanking, you got it!!
People who do stuff like that need their ass kicked.
I have tried tracking them down myself, but had no luck. Also I don't do any kinda "murder for hire" work, sorry.
Once people start asking...they just can't stop.
The best way to avoid razor burn is to use a top of really good shaving cream, not the cheap stuff, and take your time!!

Jadzia-Once again they are hoping that the general public is easily fooled by false advertising.

juan- I am 5'9" and 130 lbs.

sbscout-You get an "F" for research young man.

Mael-There is really no comparison to the two. I enjoy both throughly.

BoCo-Whatever it takes to make you happy, and then some....:)

Wrkime-What are we talking about? Then I might be able to help ya out.

do you like shaving or waxing better?

Are you going to get me anything for my birthday?

liquid-shaving definately. waxing hurts way to much and it doesn't do as good of job.

joey-what do you want??;)

the big O, what makes it always feel so great?

What does an O feel like for a woman? physically and mentally.

wrkime-The Female Orgasm

A peak of sexual excitement, marking a moment of intense pleasure. The female orgasm lasts a few seconds, followed by a feeling of relaxation. Continued stimulation may also result in further orgasms. Unlike the men, some women are able to do this without the need to rest for a short period of time, smoke a cigarette or order in pizza.

Do women only climax during penetrative sex?

Far from it. The fact is very few women orgasm solely as a result of the penis penetrating the vagina, it's more likely to happen through stimulation (touching/rubbing/kissing) of the clitoris - the highly sensitive bump located at the top of the vaginal lips.

How does it feel?

The 'earth moves' differently for every woman. What's more it can vary in strength and duration each time. There is no all-embracing description of the female orgasm, but according to sources at The Site it can feel:
"Soul sapping."
"The same as it does for boys, only different."
"A throbbing, electric sensation that spreads out through the body."
"Like sucking hot lasagna through a straw." (huh?)

What are the physical signs?

Here are some general orgasm indicators, describing the build up and the moment itself:
rising feeling of intense pleasure
increase in blood pressure and pulse rate
breathing quickens
increase in vaginal lubrication
clitoris becomes erect and exposed
breasts become enlarged, nipples erect
skin flushes, particularly the face and chest
pelvic muscle spasms, causing vaginal contractions and orgasmic sensations

Hope that helps:)

WOW!!! ummm WOW!! uhh wow!

That was a very articulate answer, thank you.

Should I be affraid of BoCo... ? 'Casue I wasn't still you said that and now maybe I'm a little scared. The licking thing is basicly a joke... If I ever met you and it was arlight with all parties involved (ie Me,You, and BoCo) I might wanna give you a good lick.



What do you think of me?

wrkime-Thank Google.:)

Wk- Maybe you should go "Ask BoCo" if you should be scared.
What is up with this licking thing anyhow?? Where would this licking take place??
I don't really know what to think of you. I think you are "unpredictable" at the least.

I would only lick you somewhere that you were okay with... like your arm.


Have I made you at all uneasy with this whole licking thing? It's really just a running gag now.

I wanted a question from you followed by a smiley face winking.

How did you know?

As your new sugar daddy, is there anything I can get you before I stop by?

what is your favorite position?

Ok, I thought of something...you can decide if it's within reason...Lets say, for a couple of days, you change your custom title to "Guttersnipe's bitch"....Don't worry I won't pimp you out!...I don't know if thats within reason though...please don't slap me...or at least not out in the open!;)

Wk-It takes a lot more then that to make me uneasy.

Bones-No.

Joey-I am cool like that.

Go AVS- Yeah actually I could use some dental floss. Thanks.:)

Liquid-See previous pages.

Gutter-Done;)

Outside of the TFP, do you get hit on all the time?

Oh and little XXX for ya, how many people would you say you have had sex with?

how come out of all the "ask me" threads yours has the most posts?

Hey *Nikki*, I got this one...Gremlin...if you read back through the posts on this thread, you will notice that she has already answered this question! Thanks *Nikki*! You made my day!!

Do you like my new avatar?

Sorry, being a member of TFP I should know all pornstars. Can you fogive me?

Aren't you glad your thread is back at the top of the list?

Gremlin-Well not all the time. It does happen though. I don't think that men really know how to approach me. Usually they will say something really lame and I will just look at them and walk away. Unless of course I am really interested, then I will usually break the ice. How many people I have had sex with is a little to personal for even this thread. Sorry.

krwlz-Why do you think?;)

Gutter-YW;) Anytime.

BoCo- Yeah I do like it. It represents you well.

Nad-FORGIVEN.

MrSelfD-It was never at the bottom, it just needs a break every now and then.

What could I do to surprise you?

Joey-Girls love surprises. Do something sweet.;)

I'm slow...What is YW??

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

K, we got your height and weight... what about all your measurments? :)

*nikki*

1. Would you strip for $$$ (or local currency) and if so how much?

2. If you lived over a river would you feed the birds? And if so would it be all the birds or only certain species?

3. Shaved bollox or Natural? (Might have been asked b4)

Enquiring minds need to know.

Thanks for always making me feel welcome here even though you know so little about me.

What can I do for you?

Gutter-YOUR WELCOME

Jadzia-Right now I am to tired to think of a good answer to that.

Kyp- Just imagine perfection....and that is me.;)

Mad-NO
Yes I love birds. All kinds.
Do you homework.

Joey-Tell me about yourself then;)

Are you tired of people asking you if that's you in your avatar?

I cannot begin to tell you how tired I am of that.

What can I do about it though?

Is that allowed in a thread meant for asking you questions?

Let me make you another avatar?

Hey*Nikki*!...Is it raining where you are? How do you like to spend a lazy rainy Saturday?

Joey-I am a mod. I decide what is allowed;)

BoCo-Absolutely. Hey like my sig?

Gutter-Sunny and 70 degrees. I slept until 4 pm so I missed most of it.

I'll get right to work!

Yeah, nice sig. :)

(With the mod's approval)

*Nikki*,

I live in Pennsylvania. I love the change of seasons, but after this past winter's snowfalls, we could skip from Fall to Spring and I wouldn't mind.

I enjoy the wide variety of opinions and conversations on the forum, but I don't always understand the anger.

I consider myself very flexible and open and I'm always happy to find others who are the same.

I like watching sports, but not to the point where I'd paint my face.

I enjoy chatting with people who agree with me, but I also enjoy chatting with those who can calmly and intelligently disagree with me.

blah, blah, blah.

I hate talking about myself, so unless you want more, I'll turn my attention back to you!!!


(to everyone else, thanks for indulging.....)

I woke up at 4:00pm today too...weird. It was nice having you as my bitch for a few days. Now I see that BoCo rocks your world....in what way?

*nikki*

1. Generally, everyone has a price. Very impressed you don't!

2. Nah, wouldn't feed pidgeons or ducks, both are rats of the river.

3. I did say it might have been asked b4. (I couldn't go thru 6 pages of xxx comments, got attention span deficiency)

Anyway, thanks, had a lovely time on this thread.

Gutter-BoCo is an awesome guy. Nuf' said.

Am i Loved??

Did you not like the avatar I made? :(

*Nikki*~
Have You missed me?
How much?
:D ;)

So how many lies do you think he told you for you to think that? :eek:

I'll add that my man BoCo is a master manipulator. I would know. We're a lot alike.

Which one?

Rather than go through War & Peace.............................................

How the Fuck are you.

Wayside is back.

People always worry about wasting "good money." Has anyone ever seen "bad money?"

merker-We all love you.

BoCo-I love it. I will pm you and tell you why I haven't changed it yet.

richee-I have been wondering where the hell you were and why you haven't been asking me any questions.

six-I don't think you know him as well as I do.

eyeronic-doggystyle

cchris-Hey sweetheart, been wondering what you are up to. I wish I could visit the wayside more often, but I am on dial-up this time around and you have to have a lot of patience to wait that long. Hopefully soon I will be able to join you there. I am doing very well btw.

Jadzia-Bad money would be similar to blood money. Like money that was earned killing someone or stripping.

Was the inventor of the colander accused of having an idea that did not hold water?

Jadzia-Yeah I guess so. Didn't I see this question somewhere else?

*Nikki*~
What are You listening to?
And, more importantly for this thread, what are You wearing? ;)

Richee-Staind.
Nothing.

If someone puts a story in a nutshell, are they nuts?

Jadzia-No they just don't want to beat around the bush.

If I had an avatar, I would want it to be between *Nikki* and Jadzia!
One can dream...

You want an avatar between us? What about me, Jadzia and you with nothing inbetween?

BoCo's my Bro'- wouldn't want to upset him!;)

*Nikki*

How long do you think it will take for me to get pregnant...Now that I've had my surgery? :)

http://www.boomspeed.com/sixate/rofl.gif

Thanks for the laugh. Got any other good jokes for me? :cool:

w00t now I feel special