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Who, ME? I didn't steal your pantyhose, honey!

"Do these stretch pants make my hips look big?"

i'm dead sexy
get in my belly

Where'd my boobs go??

Pass the Coors Light

omg, what did i do last night?

what am i wearing?

where is my shirt?

and where did these tits come from?

Do my thighs look fat in these?

I was blessed with child-bearing hips.

"Why does everyone keep bustin on me?"

poor flyman

:lol:

"Please somebody, kill me"

who's gonna step up to the plate next???????

"Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live....at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies...that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

After years of drinking his own Cabo Wabo Tequila, Rock Legend Sammy Hagar admits himself into a hospital for Cirrosis, Malnutrition, and lack of oxygen to the brain.

Meesa so horney.

"This could happen to you too! So never succumb to the evils of masturbation!"

I'm trapped in a fooked up photochop, send help!

"When I think about you I touch myself"

"Does my ass make these panyhose look fat?"

"You ever have that no-so-fresh feeling?"

it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again...

Mmmmm, I feel sexy

I don't understand. Why are you leaving me?

Has anyone seen my bra?

<center>At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive (hey-hey)

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
and now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive </center>

y'all make me so proud. good work!

wobbly pops for all. eh.

LOL

but only if those wobblies are Coors Light, eh.

Or green apple vodka

EH!!!!!?

"In the world I see -- you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
You will wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your
life. You will climb the wrist- thick kudzu vines that wrap
the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and
laying-strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the
ruins of a superhighway."

man.........you guys are still bustin' my nuts?

Well, do your nuts hurt? Might wanna see a doctor about that....

crack

<img src="http://brian.salomaki.com/ama/pics/nutcracker.jpg">

i prefer to <i>crack</i> my nuts, rather than bust 'em....
<img src="http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/Content/ProdImages/f04331_lg.jpg">

the bigger they are, the harder they are to crack...
<img src="http://www.nutcrackermuseum.com/images/History%20Images/History_of_Nuts/pecan.jpg">

I feel pretty ... oh so pretty

Yes?

Hi, I'm Chandler's dad.

BWHAHAHA

You're so vain
You probably thought that post was about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this post is about you
Don't you, don't you?

when i'm feeling so low,
when i'm feeling so tired,
its the result of a need
to feel so desired

trawling bathrooms and bars
trying to fill my need
looking for it so hard
i think my eyes will bleed

you know i'm just a
heat-seeking pleasure machine.

pump me up and work it
but don't stop till i scream

i'm just a
heatseeking pleasure machine

gotta get me higher
if you know what i mean.

i need some...one
i need some...thing
i need some...

down the lane
up the stairs
first room on the left
thats all need to know
about your name or address

i take whatever you got
just give it to me with speed
you're the doctor, i'm sick
you know what i mean

i'm just a
heatseeking pleasure machine

pump me up and work it
but don't stop till i scream

i'm just a
heatseeking pleasure machine

gotta get me higher
if you know what i mean

i need some...one
i need some...thing
i need some...