do you call people who post lurkers? or are you thinking of the rest of them...?

lurkers are those who read but don't post.
They lurk in the shadows if you will but never come out

Except for Averett....see above.

Nice to see ya, mate!

I still haven't been to sleep yet
now 11:37pm
been awake for 40 hours

slim, you should see how long you can stay awake before you go nuts.

wow, long time since iv been here, most of yaz probably dont remember me :P

its good to be back on the internet after those few months of being internetless...

"slim, you should see how long you can stay awake before you go nuts."

aaah, i remember when i did this once, 5 days i was awake for. on the 5th day i though i was a wizard and was yelling at girls on the train because they were talking to much.

"Shut up!"
*confused look* "who are you to tell me waht to do?"
"IM A FUCKING WIZARD, ILL FUCK YOU UP WITH MY WAND, BITCH" *pulls out stick i found in the city*
*shocked, confused.. genral "WTF?!" look*
"..."

aaah, the good old days.

are you sure he's not already nuts...?

You should see if you can hold your breath for 40 hours Slim...

Is that for practicing going down on a fat chick?

I feel asleep about 2 hours after posting it.

Heaven forbid you should ever do that...

hahahahahahahaha


/pissed

WOW...

i go away for a short time and Latch n Slim change their avatar... they look good guys.

so how is every1???

i'v missed beening able to come here... but it looks like the Tech guy slipped up today...cause normally i get a blocked message wen trying to get in2 TFP...

don't know how often i'll b around... but i'll definately b missing u guys when i can't get in!

Heya Ishmal...nice to see ya back, matey! You too, Jaebin, 'tho my memory doesn't stretch back to when you last visited us. Sorry!

Too much Ouzo since birth El?

Hey Meri, theres NONE viewing.
There's 21 on the titty board though.
...Think I'll make it 22.

Yeah prolly....and pre-birth.

WB Ishmal. Don't get sacked cause of the TFP.. although it would be kinda funny (since it wasn't us).

They wont sack you old mate. But sift around the titty board for 3 hours just to make sure...

Not sure why I'm still awake, as I went to bed around 2.30am last night, but I am, and Rage is playing the Hottest 100 now. They're up to no. 4...not sure whether they started at 100. And I fucking hate this Killers song.

hey ellea you awake still.. i am and i got all on tape.. it is pretty good the hottest 100 vid clips... about 50 % aussie content...

So they played from no. 100? What time did it start?

they split it over two nights (that's what the ad on triple j said). Last night was 50-1

I'm still pissed that 'Guns don't kill people, rappers do' didn't get in :(

Or are you just pissed.....period?

woooooo
footy start this weekend

"Too close to Victoria"

nice.

Anyways, I'm gonna make it my goal to have the people in Trampoline thinking you (Ella) and you (Meri) are a couple.

I think I'll join latch on this.
After all its only a matter of time before it's official

well i was watching law and order tonight and this aussie chick was on and i noticed something... she had more of an english accent than an aussie one...

am i the only one who picks this up or do all you guys get it?

also, do the seppos think that we sound like pommy bastards?

alot of seppos can't tell the difference between english and aussie.

Hehehe...he can run but he can't hide!! :icare:

Alot of seppos can't tell the difference between you and Carson Kressley.

Actually, it's got me fucked as well.

who the FUCK is Carson Kressley...?

The blonde guy off the seppo Queer-eye.

HAHAHA slim looks like carson (points and laughs) :p :lol:

hahahaha Slim.. you on the Aussie queer eye?

For the record.. seppos (myself included before I moved here) usually think you all talk like the crocodile hunter or crocodile dundee.

If you think of how you talk day-to-day, does it sound more like you should be having tea with the queen or swimming with crocodiles?

tea with the queen.

what to pommys sound like than? whinny bitches?

they sound like they should be having tea with the queen as well.

On a scale, where 10 was queen and 0 was crocodiles.. you'd guys would be like a 6 or a 7... and pommys would be 9-10. Croc Hunter/Dundee are 0-2 range.

hey look.. the only time the pommys are rated high in something.

You have to spend more time in the bush Latch. Everyone out here hovers around the 1-5 range. In the cities, especially Adelaide and Hobart, they sound much more pommy.

yep...and next week you're up son. Get ready to wax that lower back hair!

Back, sack, and crack!

its crack sack and back. geez mate get it right
/revokes your metro membership.

'Ken oath. My brother - lives in Mungindi - is a 1. Plenty of "stewth's" and "crikey's" to liven up the conversation,
but the only thing slightly reptillian he touches is his girlfriend.

Yeah, fair enough.

*boom tish*

Fuck mate, I lived between Garah and Mungindi for about 4 months a few years ago on a cotton farm... those bastards lay it on so thick even i don't know what the fuck they were on about.

Meri, what were you doing out there? Don't answer if it was illegal.

would i be right in guessing the answer will be blank???

Nah, worked on a cotton farm about 12 kms past Garah called 'Bendalong' or something like that. Basically just deisel burning.

Greetings earthlings....I've been off in a furry new man haze....gotta love those early days!

tell all... we want every last dirty, maybe kinky, secret... :D :thumbsup: ;) :icare: :cool: :lol: :rolleyes: :crazy:

it's ella.. of course her secrets are kinky ;)

How big is his cock?

Well, since you asked (and I'm only answering it 'cos it's you, babe)....it's just perfect. Just the right length and thickness with a cute bendy bit that works perfectly in a reverse cowboy. :thumbsup:

And that's all you nosy fuckers are getting!

When a woman says cute referring to a penis, it means small.

And you're speaking from personal experience, obviously, Slim.

yep sure am...

I wouldn't know. I'm typing this with mine right now.

BTW, well done on Ella on freaking a Moderator out and alienating yet another non-Aussie from The Barbie ;)

It's what us aussies do best.

I don't really understand what the seppos are using that 'trampoline' thread for anyway... is it just like a bar, or another sex lounge, or what? Most of those threads could fit in the Playground or wherever...

dont know dude, but i probably fits in somewhere with seppo logic

seppo logic...now there's an oxymoron

How about 'Melbourne drivers'

Can someone tell me what the fuck Latch is on about?

Nah, that bloke has a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock.

go drive in sydney, then go drive in melbourne. you'll feel so peaceful and relaxed driving in melbourne.

Jesus, you get more Australian by the fucking day, Latch.

And yet more septic... go figure.

I'll admit, Melbourne drivers are a dillion times better than those cunts in Sydney.

all you fuckers are shit drivers compared to us queenslanders...

Errrmm....except for those Toowoomba assholes. They're shockers.

that would be in queensland...

I dunno, there are few too many moron drivers in Brissy for my liking. Its got a good mix of country bumpkin sunday drivers and city drivers, which leads to smashes on the highways all the time.

At least we indicate before we cut you off! and there are no f'ing trams in the way all the time.

Can being australian possibly be as fun as you people make it look?

Maybe i'll be an aussie someday...

No this is an awful place. Don't come here.





:p ;)

We have to be having fun - it makes up for the deadly wildlife... like Meri

hook turns are a cunt. There, I've said it.

filtheron: besides Meri, watch for dropbears.

what the hell is a hook turn? dont you mean a U-turn (and no not that fucken usher song... fucken shit it was)

Go to melbourne.

Imagine a road with 2-3 lanes on each side. Then imagine being on the left side (duh) and wanting to make a right turn. THEN imagine trying to make that right turn from the far left lane, so you have to cross two directions of traffic in one go. And finally, imagine trams/taxis just doing whatever the hell they want and going by RIGHT when you try to turn... leaving you blocking a lane of traffic, which pisses off everyone else trying to go straight.

I don't usually drive in Melbourne, and I've never had to make a hook turn (I try to avoid them), but I've been in cars in peak hour when a they try to do a hook turn, it's fucking chaos. I feared for my life hehe.

i don't get it. what is everyone talking about??

If you're on drugs, we're talking about hook turns... and Latch is making up his own shit as he goes along. If your talking about those turn left to turn right bits of gear, then please specify by saying 'those turn-left-to-turn-right bits of gear'.

In tornado related news, Wodonga had one yesterday arvo, and I was two blocks away and didn't see shit. Dammit.

In sexual orientation related news, Spindles is a homo.

hook turns are piss fucking easy mate.
bloody seppos!

how is my description of hook turns not accurate? you get into the left lane to turn right...

Did the tornado touch down, Meri? How much damage it do?

I was referring to the fact that only you southern monkies call them 'hook turns'. Freaks.

They're our fucking turns and we'll call them what we want!

In other news....I'm as happy as a pig in shit!

Hook turns are ridiculous.

BTW Meri, I just read your thread on the Health and Fitness board. Looks like you stirred up a bit of shit there :D

Meri stirring shit?

Inconceivable!!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

yet here I am

I haven't had the time to go back and look, sounds like fun's a-brewin'

So whatchoo fellas up to this weekend? Getting a leg over?

had my night out last night. had class at 9am today. i'm rooted.

got really pissed last night (second night this week).. called into sick to work (with a flex day on monday.. 4-day weekend!).. just got up from a kip. I'm rooted.

Drinking again tomorrow night.

I've had a pretty good week in the drinking stakes.

Managed to go out every night this week, though I only paid for beer on one of them! God love having friends that have too much money and take pity on poor students. ;)

Weel done.

I need to find some rich friends. Hot, tall, blonde, female rich friends.

Going out wakeboarding all weekend, keg party on tomorrow night, should be A1.

Got a leg over last night, and seeing as though it's her birthday today, should be on track for some more tonight... hopefully with jizz included this time.

got the uni club on tonight. went out wednesday night for a few drinks with a chick i meet on the weekend and did a movie last night with her... would be good to have a leg over but im not counting on anything. probably see her at the uni club and over the weekend... fingers crossed.