Stick

I was supposed to be shooting in the state IPSC (pistol) titles this weekend, but some
fuckin' moron forgot to put their application in on time, didn't they? Fuckwit.

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Ella

I'll be getting me a leg over tomorrow night...it's a long one for my truckie lover today. So I'm sinking a few quiet ones....damn, it's been a loooong week!

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Stick

Is he an owner/driver, Ella, or slaving for one of the biggies?

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Ella

Slaving for one of the biggies, mate. Trips as North as Bundy and as South as Port Mac (we're in Brisbane), so he's home the same day. No more week long hauls for him, thank god.

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Stick

The long hauls almost killed my uncle. He was driving road trains full of fuel out the back of nowhere. Now he's 65 and the long hours/hard work/speed (amphetimines, that is.) have fucked him up bad. He can't even drive his car for much longer than an hour these days.
He rolled a tanker of vegetable oil once and almost drowned in the oil. Fucked his back in the smash, too.

On a lighter note, driving the truck was what I liked most about being a roadie. Driving through the night, smokin' cones that your mate packed for you. Doing lines while driving! - Put a straw to your nose and inhale while your mate moved the mirror.
Fuck me, it's a wonder I'm still alive!

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Ella

Wow...well he's a lot tamer than that these days. Won't even drink during the week now 'cos of the zero blood alcohol limit. He's pretty cautious - and I like it that way!

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slimshaydee

In other words he's whipped.

Ella

Nope! He gives as much as he gets. And that's just the way I like my men. Can't stand wet blankets who let me walk over them.

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spindles

You're looking good, Meri

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slimshaydee

well after all he is a big bad bustling truck driver. Those blokes take no shit from anyone....except me of course

Meridae'n

I'm fucken crook, man those Smirnoff Ice's are good. The boys wanna get back on the piss today as we have a public holiday tomorrow.

Must... fight... urge... to... rape... liver...

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Latch

those Ice's are too fucking sweet....

Meridae'n

$8 a pop doesn't miss ya either...

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Stick

A bottle of metho and some orange juice is cheaper. Probably cause less damage, too.

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Meridae'n

Yeah, eyesight-shmighsight.

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Meridae'n

3 viewing and no posts!!! :madasfuck:

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Latch

have a cry

Latch

actually, here's a discussion topic. Do you find the word "cunt" TOO offensive.. like.. should never be said?

I don't.. but some bird I was talking to today yelled at me for saying "cuntish".. I know it's offensive and all.. but damn.. it's becoming more common.. get used to it..

p.s. she'll happily say "fuck" (in its many meanings)

Ishmal

well one of those veiwing has to read 3 pages of incoherant babble just to catch up on the goss!

how are you all people?

i gotta agree with Latch here... the ices are TOOOOOOO sweet!!! drink a carton and you'll b spewing in no time...

or maybe its just the fact i drunk a carton...

hmmm...

something to ponder...

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Ishmal

nah.

cunts not TOOOOOO offensive...

i'd put it in the same field as fuck...

worse than shit or bloody but not TOOOO offensive in the right context...

like "cuntish"

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Meridae'n

Cunt's nothing. Most girls I know say it... not all the time, but my mates from home go out of their way to say it so much it's lost it's power.

Cunts.

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Ella

Chick's view? I hate the fucking word.

Aside from the moments when I just have to say...."Fuck my nasty cunt and treat me like the whore I am!" It's only then the word truly comes into its own.

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Meridae'n

Speechless.

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high_way

i like the word cunt. it can be used in a lot of different ways. kinda like, fuck, bastard etc...

as for my chick friends, they dont mind the work. ive heard them pull out a cunt or 2 at different times... and they aint mingers either.

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Minorci

Depends what context its used in i suppose, i call my mates cunts all the time :P and usually get it said in return, what Ella said is good too lol ^_~

slimshaydee

I think you're a bit of a cunt if you say cunt in front of those lil cunts people like to call children.

high_way

i dont like to swear around ankle bighters either but i have been known to let a few slip out at the most inappropriate times. usually i realise as soon as i have done it and cringe.

to me swear words (cunt, fuck, shit etc) are just words and are not offensive. its the way in which you use words that are offensive. i can be more offensive without swearing if i want to... if you get what i mean.

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Meridae'n

If you call me a cunt I will only love you more.

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Stick

Cunt is just a word. It never even gets a raised eyebrow on the building site, in fact it's use is mandatory. E.g. If you have a door that's sticking you just have to "plane a cunt hair off it" to make it fit.

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Ella

I'll keep that in mind, cunt.

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Latch

Yeah, I try to watch it front of the youngins' too.. although I teach my mate's little brother acronyms.. like KITG (Kick In The 'Gine).... then he goes home an repeats them (not knowing what it stands for).. then my mate has to make something up to tell his 'rents. It's entertaining.

Meridae'n

We need a thread where you have to use the word 'cunt' in every post.

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Meridae'n

Better post again so you can't see the cunt thread from the main screen...

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Latch

hahaha that can only last so long before it's found out and deleted.

high_way

only an aussie would think of a cunt thread... good going meri

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Meridae'n

Apparently we've only used 10 threads in the past month... slack bastards!

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slimshaydee

That's cause the campfire and for all out chatting and the other thread is for all our cunting needs.
It works out quite well
Us aussies are lazy bastards we only need 2 threads.

Meridae'n

Who asked you?

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slimshaydee

latch did

Latch

he's right, I did