what did hannibal lecter wear to the cobblers' ball?


one trick pony...

what the one trick cowboy rode into town on


mapquest.com

What doesnt hold a candle to google.maps?

Orange tuna fish

What is that hiding in a tupperware bowl in the back of my fridge (eww..not really!)

Answer: A candle in the wind

What's soon to be snuffed out?



broken cd's

What I had a hallway full of after my run in with a crappy batch of blank Memorex cd's. Needless to say I WILL NEVER purchase another memorex product again in my life. I have since switched to Maxell and have been completely satisfied and would recomend them to all. (oh yea, I took my cd spindle and threw it out my room into a wall)

Optimus Prime

What to you call the optimus differentiated over t.

Two blue balls

What did Little Jack Horner end up with when he couldn't find a napkin?

larry, moe and curly.

Who are the three greatest men in history?


Answer: A problematic bladder

What's that warm, wet feeling down below?


Clinking glasses

what happens when two bespectacled lovers kiss?



cordless phone

what did the homeowner wish he had bought as he was strangled to death with his own phone cord?


Answer: tuna tacos

what would go great with a warm tuna fish milkshake?



water bottle

What did the alcoholic find in his cabinet in the midst of the intervention?

manicotti.

Tony Soprano in a hide-a-bed.


tool chest

What was my highschool nickname after I had several pairs of plyers and a hammer surgically implanted into my chest?

Pez

What candies are actually harmful to eat and probably give you cancer, but you don't care because they come in cool, collectable little dispensers.


Ebola Virus

What is a computer malady, that has two attempts to take down your hard drive, ten files at a time?

A really hot redhead.

Who is Bill attracted to?


kiln hardened clay

What did the stoner end up with when he mistakenly asked the artist for "pot"?

har har.

bedside table lamp.

What is the one thing I shouldn't have grabbed when the phone rang in the middle of the night?

bareback mountin

Whats another term for Doggie Style?

Zombies

What is a popular alcoholic beverage from the 70's?

Uther Pendragon

Who's your daddy?

Tube tops

One of the top 10 "style" mistakes


green yarn

What does Kermit throw up when Ms. Piggy karate chops Kermit after she catches him playing in the tub with Bert, Ernie and Rubber Ducky?

five dollar bill

-what I had in my pocket to pay for a movie, popcorn and a drink and get change back....way back when



episode of Lost

What has Daoust not missed one of yet?



"Mean" Gene Okerlund

What do ultra-patriotic people get off to?

the question being?

(You're one to talk.)
What the answer is....



internet forums

What is TFP?

The last thing you should ever be caught doing

What is dying, Alex.

A pair of kittens fighting under a blanket.

Q: What did I get when I asked my SO if I could see some hot Pussy on Pussy action?

A: four martinis and a beer

Q: What does it take to get Cybermike to take off his clothes?

A: Beer and Sex

Q: What two things does the Kansas state legislature plans to make illegal in 2007?

A: Toe Fungus