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uncle phil 01-21-2006 01:52 PM

what did hannibal lecter wear to the cobblers' ball?


one trick pony...

Lucifer 01-21-2006 03:16 PM

what the one trick cowboy rode into town on


mapquest.com

blahblah454 01-21-2006 03:25 PM

What doesnt hold a candle to google.maps?

Orange tuna fish

Grasshopper Green 01-22-2006 03:15 PM

What is that hiding in a tupperware bowl in the back of my fridge (eww..not really!)

Answer: A candle in the wind

Lucifer 01-22-2006 04:43 PM

What's soon to be snuffed out?



broken cd's

blahblah454 01-22-2006 06:38 PM

What I had a hallway full of after my run in with a crappy batch of blank Memorex cd's. Needless to say I WILL NEVER purchase another memorex product again in my life. I have since switched to Maxell and have been completely satisfied and would recomend them to all. (oh yea, I took my cd spindle and threw it out my room into a wall)

Optimus Prime

Tophat665 01-22-2006 07:26 PM

What to you call the optimus differentiated over t.

Two blue balls

noodle 01-22-2006 07:33 PM

What did Little Jack Horner end up with when he couldn't find a napkin?

larry, moe and curly.

Carno 01-22-2006 07:50 PM

Who are the three greatest men in history?


Answer: A problematic bladder

Fremen 01-22-2006 07:58 PM

What's that warm, wet feeling down below?


Clinking glasses

Lucifer 01-23-2006 10:41 AM

what happens when two bespectacled lovers kiss?



cordless phone

Carno 01-23-2006 12:07 PM

what did the homeowner wish he had bought as he was strangled to death with his own phone cord?


Answer: tuna tacos

Lucifer 01-23-2006 12:19 PM

what would go great with a warm tuna fish milkshake?



water bottle

noodle 01-23-2006 03:10 PM

What did the alcoholic find in his cabinet in the midst of the intervention?

manicotti.

Lucifer 01-24-2006 04:48 AM

Tony Soprano in a hide-a-bed.


tool chest

blahblah454 01-24-2006 08:42 PM

What was my highschool nickname after I had several pairs of plyers and a hammer surgically implanted into my chest?

Pez

Daoust 01-25-2006 10:55 AM

What candies are actually harmful to eat and probably give you cancer, but you don't care because they come in cool, collectable little dispensers.


Ebola Virus

Bill O'Rights 01-25-2006 11:29 AM

What is a computer malady, that has two attempts to take down your hard drive, ten files at a time?

A really hot redhead.

Fremen 01-25-2006 12:10 PM

Who is Bill attracted to?


kiln hardened clay

noodle 01-25-2006 03:33 PM

What did the stoner end up with when he mistakenly asked the artist for "pot"?

har har.

bedside table lamp.

feelgood 01-25-2006 03:47 PM

What is the one thing I shouldn't have grabbed when the phone rang in the middle of the night?

bareback mountin

blahblah454 01-27-2006 12:14 AM

Whats another term for Doggie Style?

Zombies

Bill O'Rights 01-27-2006 05:59 AM

What is a popular alcoholic beverage from the 70's?

Uther Pendragon

captobvious 02-05-2006 09:39 AM

Who's your daddy?

Tube tops

Grancey 02-08-2006 01:09 PM

One of the top 10 "style" mistakes


green yarn

Fremen 02-08-2006 07:49 PM

What does Kermit throw up when Ms. Piggy karate chops Kermit after she catches him playing in the tub with Bert, Ernie and Rubber Ducky?

five dollar bill

Grancey 02-09-2006 09:42 AM

-what I had in my pocket to pay for a movie, popcorn and a drink and get change back....way back when



episode of Lost

Daoust 02-09-2006 10:50 AM

What has Daoust not missed one of yet?



"Mean" Gene Okerlund

ariekitten 02-10-2006 07:35 AM

What do ultra-patriotic people get off to?

uncle phil 02-13-2006 02:24 PM

the question being?

Lucifer 02-13-2006 04:40 PM

(You're one to talk.)
What the answer is....



internet forums

feelgood 02-13-2006 04:59 PM

What is TFP?

The last thing you should ever be caught doing

Tophat665 02-13-2006 06:07 PM

What is dying, Alex.

A pair of kittens fighting under a blanket.

Jack1.0 02-14-2006 05:52 PM

Q: What did I get when I asked my SO if I could see some hot Pussy on Pussy action?

A: four martinis and a beer

Reese 02-16-2006 01:17 AM

Q: What does it take to get Cybermike to take off his clothes?

A: Beer and Sex

Tophat665 02-16-2006 05:23 AM

Q: What two things does the Kansas state legislature plans to make illegal in 2007?

A: Toe Fungus


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