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what did hannibal lecter wear to the cobblers' ball?
one trick pony... |
what the one trick cowboy rode into town on
mapquest.com |
What doesnt hold a candle to google.maps?
Orange tuna fish |
What is that hiding in a tupperware bowl in the back of my fridge (eww..not really!)
Answer: A candle in the wind |
What's soon to be snuffed out?
broken cd's |
What I had a hallway full of after my run in with a crappy batch of blank Memorex cd's. Needless to say I WILL NEVER purchase another memorex product again in my life. I have since switched to Maxell and have been completely satisfied and would recomend them to all. (oh yea, I took my cd spindle and threw it out my room into a wall)
Optimus Prime |
What to you call the optimus differentiated over t.
Two blue balls |
What did Little Jack Horner end up with when he couldn't find a napkin?
larry, moe and curly. |
Who are the three greatest men in history?
Answer: A problematic bladder |
What's that warm, wet feeling down below?
Clinking glasses |
what happens when two bespectacled lovers kiss?
cordless phone |
what did the homeowner wish he had bought as he was strangled to death with his own phone cord?
Answer: tuna tacos |
what would go great with a warm tuna fish milkshake?
water bottle |
What did the alcoholic find in his cabinet in the midst of the intervention?
manicotti. |
Tony Soprano in a hide-a-bed.
tool chest |
What was my highschool nickname after I had several pairs of plyers and a hammer surgically implanted into my chest?
Pez |
What candies are actually harmful to eat and probably give you cancer, but you don't care because they come in cool, collectable little dispensers.
Ebola Virus |
What is a computer malady, that has two attempts to take down your hard drive, ten files at a time?
A really hot redhead. |
Who is Bill attracted to?
kiln hardened clay |
What did the stoner end up with when he mistakenly asked the artist for "pot"?
har har. bedside table lamp. |
What is the one thing I shouldn't have grabbed when the phone rang in the middle of the night?
bareback mountin |
Whats another term for Doggie Style?
Zombies |
What is a popular alcoholic beverage from the 70's?
Uther Pendragon |
Who's your daddy?
Tube tops |
One of the top 10 "style" mistakes
green yarn |
What does Kermit throw up when Ms. Piggy karate chops Kermit after she catches him playing in the tub with Bert, Ernie and Rubber Ducky?
five dollar bill |
-what I had in my pocket to pay for a movie, popcorn and a drink and get change back....way back when
episode of Lost |
What has Daoust not missed one of yet?
"Mean" Gene Okerlund |
What do ultra-patriotic people get off to?
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the question being?
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(You're one to talk.)
What the answer is.... internet forums |
What is TFP?
The last thing you should ever be caught doing |
What is dying, Alex.
A pair of kittens fighting under a blanket. |
Q: What did I get when I asked my SO if I could see some hot Pussy on Pussy action?
A: four martinis and a beer |
Q: What does it take to get Cybermike to take off his clothes?
A: Beer and Sex |
Q: What two things does the Kansas state legislature plans to make illegal in 2007?
A: Toe Fungus |
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