Jeopardy the person below you.
 

The idea here is to give the question for the answer just posted.

For example I post

Answer: Red Shoes

The next post:
Question: What do you get when you stomp on a tomatoe?



OK so lets give it a try. Anyone game to give the question for..


Answer: Only once a year.

What Maleficent would kill to have sex???

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Goldfish crackers

What is the cracker with a smile, until you bite the heads off?

Answer: Boomerang

What did they tell me when my friend Boomer called on the phone?


Answer: My hand.

what is sticky and cramped 24/7 from gigs and gigs of crazy blured asian porn

answer: sewer beast

What did Beautys lawyer do when Beast got way too fresh?

Answer: Face down.

what is "the way we like to fuck" (ass up..ect..sorry, it had to be said)

answer: late night

If the earth stops rotating at dusk what will you have?

Answer: A car door.

How did your head get like that?

Answer: poppycock

What's the worst diagnosis your doctor ever gave you?


Answer: Three Sheets to the Wind

What do you call 3 KKK members skydiving?

Answer: Washingtons Monument.

Question: Why does Courtney Love walk bowlegged?

Answer: Lover's Leap

What is the last thing you see when you hit the ground after your girlfriend finds out about your OTHER girlfriend.?

Answer:

Pink and soft.

What is an answer asking for a NSFW rating?

Bubbly, yet refrsching.

What is a champagne bath?

answer: A frog on a log

What is the last resort for an ugly princess?

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The bar exam

If you can't make a Screwdriver, what have you failed?

Answer: The point.

What is found at the end of all things?

Answer: To get to the other side.

Why did Neo take the red pill?

Answer: Who's your daddy?

What did Darth Vader say to Luke?


Answer: Anything that fits.

What will Courtney Love stick up her wahzoo when she's lonely?

Answer: Tim Hortons Coffee

Aside from the beefcake in Canuckistan-- what is the best thing about that fair land... :)


answer: The New Jersey Turnpike

If you enter John Malkovic's mind where do you end up?


Answer: Bald.

What do I hope never to be?

New Jersey

What do you get at the souvenir stand at a hockey game?

Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich.

In our survey what item of food do most restaurant waiters like to spit in?

Vodka Tonic

What is really in my water bottle?

Answer: The one that folds out.

which couch is the heaviest?

a full wallet

What do you only have for 5 minutes every two weeks?

Answer: This is done every second tuesday

When do the garbage men pick up lawn debris?

Answer: Smedley D. Butler

Who is the most obvious choice for being the murderer from this list of suspects?


Answer: Up yours!

Why don't you go fuck youself?

Answer: Bananas, butter, brown sugar and a splash of rum

What else do you need when you have a naked woman on a hardwood floor?

Answer: Thats not a question!

You smell like ass.

Answer

The collected works of Pablo Neruda

What's your favourite collection of Poetry

Answer: Size 14

What is a man with big....feet?

Answer: An empty cup

What do you give the sperm bank when they give you a picture of your grandmother?

Answer: A full cup.

An optimist has?


Answer: Balding old men.

What do beautiful young women never talk about?

Answer: It tickles.

What does Mike Tyson say when swallowing ears too fast?

Answer:
Beauty and the geek.