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Ourcrazymodern? 02-21-2007 06:29 AM

Quick-witted and charming
With compassion unsparing
She's blowing my mind.

Zooksport2 02-22-2007 04:40 AM

Correct again, Sharon


Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the bananas. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result – again all the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. This continues until pretty soon whenever another monkey tries to climb the stairs all the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now put away the cold water. Remove one of the monkeys from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey will see the banana and will attempt to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt, and attack, he knows that if he climbs the stairs he will be assaulted.

Next remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with new one. The newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Like wise replace third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth and a fifth. Every time a new monkey takes to the stairs it is attacked. The monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the bananas.


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Ourcrazymodern? 02-22-2007 10:15 AM

Cold water
without a question?
What madness.

Zooksport2 02-23-2007 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Cold water
without a question?
What madness.


The question is:
Why?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-23-2007 06:16 AM

Because or why not?
Misbehavior for science
makes PETA angry.:crazy:

NoSoup 02-24-2007 06:09 PM

Chalk another up

Ourcrazymodern? 02-24-2007 06:13 PM

Maybe another
The syllables passing by
aren't wreaking havoc.

Zooksport2 02-25-2007 04:05 AM

6168
6168
6168
6168

Ourcrazymodern? 02-25-2007 01:12 PM

The many sixes
If I had had the many
might have satisfied.

(At least I have the 6-contortionist)

demonoid 02-25-2007 07:18 PM

yeah.....
 
can anyone send me aninvitation code for demonoid

Ourcrazymodern? 02-25-2007 07:26 PM

aninvitation
begets polite responses
at least many times.

XX, demonoid.

Sharon 02-26-2007 03:36 PM

What is demonoid?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-26-2007 04:58 PM

Perhaps a goddess
wishing something otherwise
or a mineral.

Zooksport2 02-27-2007 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
What is demonoid?


google is your friend.... its a game/torrent.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-27-2007 07:45 AM

the torrent rushes
to the sea so far away
unless we drink it

Zooksport2 02-27-2007 02:01 PM

and another post bites the dust...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-27-2007 04:01 PM

Biting dust
abrades your molars;
you feel it?

Zooksport2 02-28-2007 11:49 PM

Molars? Bloody dentists!

Ourcrazymodern? 03-01-2007 05:17 AM

They mean well
And do a good job
But the pain!

MexicanOnABike 03-01-2007 03:03 PM

hey! still going eh? :> what's everyone talking about here?

Zooksport2 03-01-2007 10:27 PM

So... breeze on in and make demands will you! hehehehehehe

Ch'i 03-01-2007 11:28 PM

6+1x = 8x-2

Ourcrazymodern? 03-02-2007 07:55 AM

approximately 1.142857=x

6-1=8-3

Zooksport2 03-02-2007 11:35 AM

Off to Bunbury forthe long weekend...
See yas on Sunday...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-02-2007 12:13 PM

6185, heavy sigh!

Zooksport2 03-04-2007 12:43 AM

Its Sunday already????

Ourcrazymodern? 03-04-2007 08:39 AM

Growing and glowing
the dawn comes up like thunder
and time keeps passing.

Zooksport2 03-04-2007 03:22 PM

.... just like wind......

Ourcrazymodern? 03-04-2007 08:04 PM

Why are we alone?
Retarded, antisocial?
Look at all the posts!

Zooksport2 03-04-2007 08:13 PM

I'm all alone, there's nobody else.... here at the moment....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-05-2007 06:19 AM

Here at the moment
I'm finding more of the same
Where are the others?

Zooksport2 03-05-2007 01:59 PM

Ive got to go now
Ive got to say goodbye
Dont try to stop us now
And please dont you cry

6192

Ourcrazymodern? 03-05-2007 02:32 PM

I'm crying
tears are lubricants
I'll miss you.

Zooksport2 03-05-2007 10:33 PM

**sniff** you will???:love:

Ourcrazymodern? 03-06-2007 06:33 AM

Yes of course I will
Having to play with myself
Is not so much fun.

(not to mention that the thread won't grow)

Zooksport2 03-06-2007 01:54 PM

aww thats so nice. I feel...... useful now

Ourcrazymodern? 03-06-2007 02:07 PM

Usefulness
is overrated
unless used.

biznatch 03-06-2007 03:16 PM

ive been gpne for a while, I'm sorry.

paulskinback 03-06-2007 03:20 PM

The word association forum is longer than the longest forum in the world

:surprised:

Zooksport2 03-07-2007 04:49 AM

good to see ya back, Biz. All OK?


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