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ring 09-20-2009 08:28 AM

Maybe if you hum a few bars.

Salutations.

Tophat665 09-20-2009 09:59 AM

She's neither here nor there.

ring 09-20-2009 11:01 AM

My friend feels well enough to bring her dog to to the dog park today.
Mom and I are happy about that. My friend has lung cancer.

She might not be here much longer.

All any of us have really, is the moment. Here's to many more good moments.

Cheers. I love you.

Jetée 09-20-2009 12:02 PM

all we've ever known

Only This Moment

(i didn't think'd work, but it did; that's a great singles cover)

Zooksport2 09-20-2009 02:01 PM

It's raining. Again.

ring 09-20-2009 05:43 PM


Jetée 09-20-2009 07:17 PM

Make the most out of it.

http://500px.com/channels/3761.jpg

(I don't know if I posted this before, and I still have a bad habit of hot-linking pictures; just tell me if it doesn't show.)

BadNick 09-20-2009 07:42 PM

sometimes I just love walking in the rain...my singing ain't so good


ring 09-20-2009 08:19 PM


Esoteric 09-21-2009 07:40 AM

Girl, let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Jetée 09-21-2009 09:36 AM

You've got an admirer, girl.

Esoteric 09-21-2009 09:42 AM

Dr. Octagon

Jetée 09-21-2009 09:43 AM

Kool Keith?

Tophat665 09-21-2009 10:05 AM

Purple Rain

ring 09-21-2009 10:07 AM

"Uh-oh, fiteen minutes to judge Wapner."

Tophat665 09-21-2009 10:11 AM

A little Rainman never hurt no one.

ring 09-21-2009 10:25 AM

I'm an excellent driver.

BadNick 09-21-2009 10:35 AM

ring, do you have a hat?


ring 09-21-2009 11:03 AM

I have 47 hats.
I don't leave the house without a hat on.

I don't do the glove thing though.

Nor hankies.

Jetée 09-21-2009 11:15 AM

I am back, and I am looking at smut.

(I'd love to find a picture for this, but I'm razy)

ring 09-21-2009 11:18 AM

Soot?
Smoke?

Jetée 09-21-2009 11:20 AM

This picture is too literal.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3360/...f461d81e_o.jpg

ring 09-21-2009 11:22 AM

I won't tell the social workers,
unless that robot is underage...hard to tell.

Jetée 09-21-2009 11:23 AM

I don't get this fully wrapped around, but it's funny.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2396/...0b417f372a.jpg


Oh, now I see. Avert your eyes, children. (the guy in the back, like me, is horrified)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1016/...f59228c031.jpg
Taken in Chhatarpur , Madhya Pradesh

ring 09-21-2009 11:25 AM

My sister sent me photos like that,
when she was in Delhi, doing more field research.

Jetée 09-21-2009 11:32 AM

There is more than enough fields for everyone; it seems that way, yet still, I have yet to correlate a single one to myself.


My kind of smut, which I would like more practice with (if I've ever kissed a woman with lipstick, it was a long time ago, in a memory I cannot quite retrieve)


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3268/...21187d2a_m.jpg

ring 09-21-2009 11:36 AM

That could permanently stain something.

Jetée 09-21-2009 11:53 AM

hm, flickr has some very erotic photos once you turn off the adult filter (it took me 20 months how to figure this out) but it also has the most disturbing ppictures as well.

There's a give and take, and I feel woozy and instantly irate at my ignorant curiousity everytime I encounter what the populace refers to as a "she-male". I think the filter needs to go back up.

Esoteric 09-21-2009 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2706436)
Kool Keith?

One his many alter egos.

Jetée 09-21-2009 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric (Post 2706519)
One his many alter egos.

He also has um, I forgot the rest. I don't think he has quite as many as MF DOOM, though. It's hard trying to figure out when he has a new release when he changes his persona every 3 months. :orly:

Esoteric 09-21-2009 01:25 PM

MF DOOM, Viktor Vaughn, King Geedorah, Zev Love X, Metal Fingers, and most recently DOOM.

Jetée 09-21-2009 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric (Post 2706565)
MF DOOM, Viktor Vaughn, King Geedorah, Zev Love X, Metal Fingers, and most recently DOOM.

Daniel Dumile: Danger Doom, Madvillian, Zev Love X of KMD, ghost out of Russel's head...

I had no idea he released a new album earlier this year, or that he's now known simply as "DOOM". I haven't bought a single album since late 2007, so I don't know what I'm doing. I'm far behind.

BadNick 09-21-2009 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2706518)
...a "she-male". I think the filter needs to go back up.

Having stumbled on this myself in the past, your comment now inspired me to search "he-female" but the results were still inconclusive to me. However, one of the search hits was a cute segment on Imani the baby hippo...who btw seemed to almost jump in this little vid


Jetée 09-21-2009 03:08 PM

"inconclusive"

that's the only instance of viewing this word from above that made me guffaw.

Tophat665 09-21-2009 03:14 PM

That's so filthy, but s/he's gorgeous!

BadNick 09-21-2009 06:03 PM

Tophat, I went to yt and watched it anyway, thanks bud.

But it did not resolve my inconclusive feelings about "he-female", mainly because the search results were too mixed up with "she-male" stuff and other mixed porn. sheeesh, no search purity anymore.

Recently it caught my eye that my dearest uncle phil has the "comfortably numb" moniker under his name...so now I find out that this must be what he means:


ring 09-21-2009 06:29 PM

Nina Hagen time:


Jetée 09-21-2009 10:22 PM

I don't like stuff that doesn't go two-ways about it; my eighth grade biology teacher got into a discussion about it some time ago, and I can't remember all the details about it, but "she-males" don't exist for one-and-half reasons:

there are no "he-males", nor are there "fem-males" (I should coin that one)

like Seinfeld said: a male bimbo is a "mimbo" , but wait, that doesn't make sense, because a female bimbo has never been referred to as a "fimbo" before


I make much ado about nothing, don't I?


I guess this should be apt.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...m7/nosense.jpg

Tophat665 09-22-2009 05:33 AM

Jetee, a male Bimbo is a Himbo. (Possibly a Rambo).
Regardless, things that make no sense are very big in Japan

MexicanOnABike 09-22-2009 06:30 AM

huge!


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