GOD DAMN YOU! I mean..uh....nice. :D

why not continue posting, seeing as how we're both here?

As far as longest thread goes. . . I'm sure there's some Kirk vs. Picard action that still going strong from 89 on some newsgroup that most of society has forgotten.

Anyways +1

Kirk vs Picard action? I didn't know they swung that way...

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
postcount += 1

Like double and single strokes? ;)

Unsuccessfully,
I tried to avoid counting
syllables, and lo!:D

sure, why not.... Oops, I left....... hope you didn't wait up.... :D




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If you feel that you must check my figures, then please have no angst about checking for your self. See you in a few years....:D :D :D

and, rest assurred that I will be here, post number 31, but also be aware that you may be dissapointed with the said "stuff up".

I believe the Mods probably know/knew..... :D :D :D

As I am trying to keep this thread as short as possible, I will not be replying again, unless the aforesaid 30 count appears, so, thanks to all you repeat posters for for your enthusiasm.


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I lolled there.:lol:

Ok, Biz, your turn!!!!

Come'on drummer boy!!!! I'm here! Come get some! hehehehehehehehe

Cool! Uh..Hrm. What to say?

On and on we go
The Longest Thread Ever will grow
And fulfill it's goal.

or something.

Nah, nah,nah,nah.... can't catch me......

OK, your turn again....!

Uh oh, guess I should pass the torch back to you. Hot potato, catch!

Oops dropped it... But I pick it up and toss it right back....

OK, your turn again....!

OK, your turn again....!

OK, your turn again....!

No, it's my turn now,
and since I have a strange theme,
given, I'll do it!

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum...

The only question is: Why am I still up a 5:20 am? Anyway, Good morning to all, I'm going to bed. Your turn, guys.

Ah.... the little drummer boy. Alas, poor yorick, I knew him well....

Is he dead? Or is he just resting?

It's only a flesh wound
the wounded one said bravely;
He was mistaken...

This parrot's not dead
Nor gone to meet its maker...
It's actually stunned

Yes, he is westing.....

I need scissors! 61!

Whatcha gonna cut, 72!

5725, here I am!

It's growing, growing,
like Little Shop of Horrors;
Eaten may I not be!

More strange use of the language just for you, sharon.

Awww you do honour me so. :icare:

Indeed, by posting
Haikus that are not even.
It's like I can't count.

At least not reliably...!:D

It's overrated,
This whole counting malarky...
It's just one, two, three!!

Way good one madame,
Hoping all is well with you,
And you are quite right!

I am quite all right
But please don't call me madame...
I'm a "mademoiselle"!

I'm a believer
What a sentiment it is!
I apologize.

Ourcrazymodern,
Apology accepted...
Don't fret - it's all good!

formulas and tables that are commonly encountered or particularly useful in tube-bending under three sections: Bending Formulas, Geometric Formulas, and Conversion Formulas. Much of this information is generally applicable to tube-bending without regard to method, but the focus is upon that mathematical information that is useful in setting up a rotary-draw tube-bending machine.

Ummm... what now?

Now you and me go orf somewhere's, and......

Bend tubes?

Yay!!!!!!! PRURIENCE!!!

...looked long and hard...

I'm only programmed to bend girders. What do you think I am, a de-bender?

Why did you say that. Are you spying on me?

This afternoon, I have been bending pipe to make some frames using a hand operated pipe, or tube, bender.

I can take a pic to prove it!

Spooooooky!!!!

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Spying on you? Not really... you just made a pretty weird comment about bending tubes above. Or I could say I'm a fearsome detective.

Oh so I did.... what a let down....

You coulda had some fun at my expense then... phew....

Well apparently your memory's fantastic, so I may just do anyway :P

Your shoe's untied...

And your fly is open, Zook.

And your hair's a mess.

I cannot join in,
although I'd like to do so;
(Get a makeover!)

Why can't you join in? Be a sport!

Um, I think I did!
It wasn't accidental,
nor all that subtle.

Looks like I missed it.
Now I look at it again,
I see what you mean.

Confidence had I,
and knew in due course you might,
All's well with the world.

5751 here i come!

Here I come again,
more "ridiculous nonsense"
but revealing much.

Man who comes again
Brings woman so much pleasure
Bang and bang and bang!

Wow and wow and wow!
And now I'm flabbergasted.
...having more to spend.

Why thank you all, I have zipped up, tied up and combed up, and I put some lippy on. Although I don't normally wear lippy, so I took it off again.


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Oh put it on you silly thing!

I can't.
There's none left...
That's all there was....

5-7-5-8, Who Do We ap-pre-ci-ate?!

..uh. don't ask.

What was that about????



Oh wait. You said don't ask......

Don't ask? what was the question again????

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5-7-6-0. We don't need another hero.

We don't need to know the way home....








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Oh Tina....

Nothing gonna save your one last dime cause it owns you, Through and through.

Pwn3d!!!!!

You want to pawn something????

Yes I'd like to pawn my queen please. That's Ssehc for you - chess in reverse.

Is there a genis book of world records for this?

For the longest thread? Don't think so... besides, there are much longer threads than this even here on TFP.

For the longest thread
another one is coming
oh my god, it's here!

Eh, which one?

I also wonder,
the answer remains unclear;
can't name the number.

The number has no name, it seems. The nameless number.

Ambiguity
Flies far with nothing in it
There is only noise.

Noise that rings and rings
Through night and day, day and night...
It's called tinnitus

I think I have that,
but the noises are so loud
that I can't be sure.

"Noises are so bad"?
Surely you meant to say the
"VOICES are so bad"!

I hear the voices
whispering in the background,
the words are unclear.

Your screen name is apt.
Well, of the three conjoined words,
The middle, at least!

You're really too kind,
I'd blush if I knew how to!
Tell me a secret?

Ok I'll tell you a secret... I'm wearing perfume at the moment.

Wow, I am surprized!
Has it funky undertones?
Smell makes a noise, too.

Not really funky... more soothing. Tell us a secret.

Once while working nights,
I dreamed I killed somebody.
Weeks passed, the horror!

Who was that somebody?

Women are Naked under their clothes! Yay!
Men are also naked under their clothes.... hmmmmm

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Clothes... who needs 'em I say!

Clothing protects us
from the clime and other's scorn;
Neither do I love it!

Your eyes are weary from staring at the CRT. You feel sleepy. Notice how restful it is to watch the cursor blink. Close your eyes. The opinions stated above are yours. You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.

Listening to those hypnosis tapes again, Zook?

Hypnotize me more,
that was extremely soothing;
and quite a surprize!

Surprize? Not surprise? ;)

The esses are zees
in America, mostly,
should I have said "zed"?

Say zed or say zee
I don't care, because it makes
No diff'rence to me

Apparently not,
If what you said is true, eh?
I'm still wondering.

Ok I'm lost.

Certainly you're not
in fact you may have been found;
can I come visit?

Errr, what?

Oh, there I am!

be just and fear not,
unless you cannot help it.
otherwise, consult.

I can't help myself!

Thanking you Sharon,
for all your crazy input,
a flow is produced.