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SirLance 01-23-2006 09:39 AM

The IQ Test
 
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of
brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and the purchase is done.

Now, there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?

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He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."

If you got this wrong, then you should go home, crawl under the covers, and refuse to come out, ever again.

micah67 01-23-2006 04:53 PM

Fair, 'nuf: you got me. Flat out... I'm heading home.

Ishmal 01-23-2006 05:40 PM

YAY!

i passed!

Carno 01-23-2006 06:31 PM

*sobs quietly to himself*

blahblah454 01-23-2006 08:51 PM

Well its a good thing I am already home and my bed is behind me... cause under the covers I go :(

rlbond86 01-23-2006 11:48 PM

You got me! Funny!

feelgood 01-23-2006 11:55 PM

No friggin way! how the hell was the blind man suppose to know where the shopkeeper? For all we know, he was talking to a statue, or a broom stick in the corner!

Xazy 01-24-2006 01:45 AM

Well I passed, now to test my friends.

Kadath 01-24-2006 08:01 AM

Your scroll area is not big enough. The answer showed to me(1280x1024), and my eyes read that part first.

Poppinjay 01-24-2006 10:06 AM

SirLance. I H8 U. I M sending ur name to a l33t grup of PMers.

frogza 01-24-2006 10:53 AM

I'm just stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid....

doodlebird 01-24-2006 11:27 AM

my first thought was "umm... he's blind. WTF does he want with sunglasses? does the sun get in his eyes so he can't see?" yeah. i'm a dumbass. thanks for pointing that out.

grumpyolddude 01-24-2006 11:27 AM

I usually fall for these, but not this time!

Brewmaniac 01-24-2006 03:03 PM

Got me, you dog!

CoachAlan 01-24-2006 10:20 PM

I am such a dumbass!

LoganSnake 01-26-2006 04:50 PM

You got me. :(

darkangel 01-27-2006 02:58 AM

:lol: And that's all I have to say

Toaster126 01-27-2006 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpyolddude
I usually fall for these, but not this time!

Ditto. Hilarious, though.

Charlatan 01-27-2006 06:59 AM

You guys are all suckers...

CaptainSpeedy 02-01-2006 02:05 PM

erm - it's been a long day?

Daniel_ 02-01-2006 03:11 PM

I'm dumb, but that's OK because so's my woman, so at least I'll have someone under the covers with me.

My boss will understand me not coming to work in the morning, right?

Gnzo 02-01-2006 11:10 PM

I will try that on everyone at work tomorrow!


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