Oath to my Friend
 

When you are sad . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking weasel who made you sad.

When you are scared . . . I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, . . . I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused . . . I will use little words to explain it to you.

When you are lost . . . I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick . . . I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

And when you fall . . . I will point and laugh at you.

This is my oath . . . I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend. And the whole reason people have friends is to have fun.

Good one mal! So true. Thanks

Awesome, simply awesome.

you seriously can't ask for a better friend than that :D

Revenge is a dish best served cold, but it you must have it warm, zap it in the microwave for 25 sec with a wet paper towel on the side, it will not dry it out as bad, warm, dry revenge... Yuk!

I will be with you, even when it ceases to be convenient. I will protect you from those that plot against you, and punish them if you permit me to. I will stand by your side, even though you are no longer here. Save a chair for me.