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maleficent 04-07-2006 03:54 AM

Child Custody Logic
 
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"

ubertuber 04-07-2006 04:28 AM

That's REALLY funny. I laughed for quite a while on this one.

el cowboy 04-07-2006 05:37 AM

Wow - logic just doesn't get any better than that. Thanks for sharing!

el cowboy

Siege 04-07-2006 08:22 AM

I wonder if that would actually work. :)

Dilbert1234567 04-07-2006 08:47 AM

hehe, good one.


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