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Brewmaniac 09-24-2006 11:26 AM

Two tall trees
 
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Zeraph 09-24-2006 03:20 PM

Saw it coming but funny anyways :)

SirLance 09-24-2006 07:10 PM

Argghh! Funny, but... argghh!


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