retirement planning
 

Retirement Planning...

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth 49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.


It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Drink tonight, for tomorrow's profit.

that is a tiny bit sad, but damn freakin funny. By the way, when will that deposit amount go up, it's been the same since I was in elementary school using cans to buy Charlston Chews!

I guess with that - its time to crack open my first beer. ;)