Be careful what you hug...
 

A hunter was walking in the forest and came upon another guy hugging a tree with his ear pressed to the trunk. The hunter asked what the guy was doing and the fellow told him he was listening to the music of the tree...and suggested he try it.

The hunter walked up to the tree and putting his arms around it, pressed his ear to the trunk. The original tree hugger immediately slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, stole his wallet, money, jewelry, car keys and stripped him naked and left him there.

About an hour later another guy comes along and asked the tree hugger what he was doing. The naked man tells him the entire embarrassing story...the third guy walks around behind him, kisses him gently behind the ear and tells him, "...this just isn't going to be your day, cupcake..."

Wow, talk about an unpleasant experience...

I've read this so many times and it's still so damn funny. Thanks.

Where's Burt Reynolds?

He's probably down by the creek, actually driving on top of the water with that bitchin' trans-am and shooting at fish with a bow.

no but seriously..great joke. this ones going to be told over and over.