A little girl and her wabbit.
 

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle
wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees,
so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."

Nice.

Hahha
Not quite the response you'd expect from a little girl now is it?

very good one. thanks

Now that is funny. Hmm...maybe I should try that sometime!

haha

Great

good one

Funny fucking joke! Thanks

Dangit, very good, banged my knee on my deskside trashcan in reaction. Ow.

haha that was good. For some reason I was skipping this post, but just now decided to read it, very funny.

hehe